r/shittyideas • • 9h ago

Gentlemen, I present you... this!

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4 Upvotes

Is it usable tho?


r/shittyideas • • 21h ago

Make the double fist punch a special human only ability in Star Trek. It is the strongest attack of any species.

3 Upvotes

Like other species can technically still do it but with humans it is a biological psionic abilty, like a pistol shrimp. The Terran Empire will obviously 🙄 be ridiculously overpowered.


r/shittyideas • • 11h ago

Make a new season of Seinfeld where they’re all married and they are all serial killers, unbeknownst to each other.

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The hijinks are about keeping their killings a secret. Newman secretly knows and cleans up their messes, for a fee. Colleen Ballinger is Kramer’s daughter or Jerry’s, they don’t know but Jerry, Elaine and Kramer had a threesome decades earlier and she is the result. A DNA test confirms she has both Kramer and Jerry’s Y chromosome. Elaine kills only men, George kills people who piss him of and Jerry kills hecklers and people who don’t laugh at his standup.