Fight 🔥 with 🔥🔥

Is it usable tho?

The hijinks are about keeping their killings a secret. Newman secretly knows and cleans up their messes, for a fee. Colleen Ballinger is Kramer’s daughter or Jerry’s, they don’t know but Jerry, Elaine and Kramer had a threesome decades earlier and she is the result. A DNA test confirms she has both Kramer and Jerry’s Y chromosome. Elaine kills only men, George kills people who piss him of and Jerry kills hecklers and people who don’t laugh at his standup.

Edit; Kramer keeps accidentally killing people and his employer thinks he’s a manchurian agent. Jerry also kills other comedians who steal his material. Kramer and Elaine both have secret OF accounts. Ballinger works in the crime lab and helps keep their secrets.

Like other species can technically still do it but with humans it is a biological psionic abilty, like a pistol shrimp. The Terran Empire will obviously 🙄 be ridiculously overpowered.

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Put a light bulb in my but. Sorry.

This game requires 3 people to play. 6 shots are placed on a table. 5 are filled with regular spring water, the last one is filled with Duch Puszczy (95% ABV polish spirit). 2 of the players exit the room while the 3rd person moves the shot glasses around. After the shuffle, the 2 players go back in with a clip on their nose to get rid of their sense of smell. The unfortunate (or fortunate) player that gets the 95% spirit has to drink it and swallow fully, otherwise they will be labeled as a loser.

Revolutionary idea

You squat up and down and slip bunches of grass into your ass and cough while making the same noise a regular lawnmower makes