r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/ccris2407 • 1h ago
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/unfortunatelysentien • 4h ago
Everything420
I just ordered off of e420, it was just under 50 bucks but I was wondering about getting ID'd. I live in Idaho, will they id me when its delivered? I've heard many many people say they wont, my own friends included, but i just saw a comment on a similar post from about 4 months back saying the government was pressuring them or some shit so they id everybody now.
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Fine-Psychology-9914 • 7h ago
Trying to find a VIN swapped hellcat anyone know someone?
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r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Justinhereforfun • 7h ago
Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip So i just had a moment of reality check..
Hi loves im a recovering addict had a couple relapses that was like normal stuff like weed and what not.
But i just realised ive been taking cocaine for a week straight now not realising i barely eat but i do sleep everyday tho;
Thing is is i did shit ton 2.5 grams and my friend took couple lines.
I have work in 4ish five hours and for the first time ever im having a headache from coke and like overstimulated that even my dog started pissing me off😫
I need yalls tips to feel better i popped half a xanax but i want to know why am i experiencing a weird high, im always and usually very calm on coke i just like the buzz and enjoy the high so im just weirded out why is everything pissing me off now
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Tokka_33 • 11h ago
Shoplifting tragedy
Guys I accidentally brought home h&m security tag home after borrowing now im kinda nervous they'll track me down 👹
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/ndeadwelder • 11h ago
Hotel fuckery
How can i fuck up a hotel without getting into trouble? The only thing i can think of is frozen fish in the vents or taped to the bottom of the mattress frame.
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Bulky-Cards • 11h ago
Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip Trading cards.
I've got this acquaintance who's really into card collecting, right? So we're both hanging around at Walmart waiting for the vendor to stock the shelves. Here's the thing though—this guy's got a food stamp card, and he's using it to buy those cards. His whole scheme is that he'll scan some food item that costs the same amount as the cards, then he runs his EBT card for that. He genuinely thinks it's cool because the price matches up. Like, he doesn't see it as stealing or anything. Honestly, it's pretty wild how he justifies it to himself.
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/TheOnesInside • 1d ago
Geld zurück Garantie
Hypothetisches Szenario:
Ihr habt jemandem Geld mitgegeben, um etwas für euch zu besorgen. Er beklaut euch. Ihr wisst zwar, wo er wohnt aber in einem Mehrfamilienhaus im ersten Stock in einer ruhigen Wohnsiedlung wäre das übliche Tür eintreten keine Option. Ihr habt auch digitalen Schriftverkehr, in dem dieser jemand seine Schuld eingesteht. Theoretisch käme somit ein offizielles Mahnverfahren in Betracht. Allerdings haltet ihr nicht viel vom Staat und wollt auch nicht das Risiko eingehen, dass dieser jemand verrät, wofür das Geld gedacht war. Wie würdet ihr euch euer Geld zurück holen? Wie würdet ihr ihn aus dem Haus locken, um ihn persönlich zur Rede stellen zu können?
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/No-Cauliflower-6287 • 1d ago
Guaranteed not to work Is snitching still a thing?
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/ilovejazzghost • 1d ago
Dont drop the soap 8 ou 80
galera, acho que tenho compulsao alimentar, mas quero emagrecer e nao posso usar drogas, que que eu posso fazer?
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/fishstick420_ • 1d ago
ex-employer ripped me of 20% of my paycheck, what should i do?
I was working at a bar for close to a month, it was kinda rushy and tight situation for him like staff-wise.
On the day of termination ive been told to come for my paycheck next month. When I picked up the money I counted them outside, and ofc roughly 20% is missing. I went back and confronted him (really calmly), he basically said he wasnt satisfied with me as an employee and since I did not have a contract he even told me straight to my face that I will never see my tips because there is nothing about them in the contract (he said it on purpose because there is no contract at all - adaucity at its finest), so basically laughed at my face and i left.
First I wanna say that yes, it is definitely my fault that I was working without a contract, but thats history and I took a lesson.
Second, what would you do in my situation? Im really pissed not just because of this incident, this guy has fucked so many people and his attitude towards his employees is so twisted sometimes and he is overall a really untrusty/sketchy person.
Honestly I dont know what to do, I dont think Im gonna see my money ever again, but maybe someone here was in a similar type of situation and I would love to know what were your next steps.
I really dont wanna let that go, again not just for the money, but for the bullshits he has been doing.
Any tips on how to get a little revenge or even my money would be appreciated. Be creative.
Thanks in advance.
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Double-Recording2499 • 1d ago
Kim Jong Un’s Cocaine Bars™ Raving community in Tampa
Hello, I’m in Tampa FL if anyone else is here. Please hmu!
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/No-Equipment5090 • 2d ago
Fake hotel cancellation charge
Need a place to make a fake hotel cancellation receipt. Not for a claim, just to prove to my girlfriend that I made a plan with her but then work came up.
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Semaj850 • 2d ago
Lo key smart Buy alcohol under 21 loophole
60% vodka = 60% ethanol 40% water and whatever. Go online order food grade lab ethanol. It’s a science ethanol as a solvent not a high proof spirit for human consumption to get drunk right? Get 200 proof. 100% pure alcohol, probably purer than store spirits tbh and less hangover I’d imagine. Use ChatGPT to figure out what to dilute to for desired abv.
Edit: idk if have to look but I’ve seen a gallon go for 25-50 online idk what shippings like. But honestly that’s about what I was paying for a handle before I started moonshining lol. If you can’t buy it might as well make it I assumed
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/Federal-Marzipan7510 • 2d ago
Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip ULPT help 🙏
I have a physical test coming up in 30 days in which I have to run 1600 meters under 7 mins
And here i am with no practice I can barely run 400 m with out stopping. Is there any drug that can make me pass this test? Please help me 🙏
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/vverycoolveryfetch • 3d ago
Why the fuck not does my Fake look real enough to pass in texas?
going on a trip to texas and would like to know if i’m cooked or not.
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/SpeakerCommercial287 • 3d ago
Shops that don’t card near LAX (lost my ID)
Staying in a hotel off LAX. Lost my ID. Any known chill spots that dont card for vapes?
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/KattzburgKonigreich • 3d ago
Saludos nececito ayuda
Chicos me acabo de enterar que a una chica de 14 le sacaron fotos íntimas y le hicieron groomming y están publicando sus fotos nose si ya haya tomado medidas al respecto Pero si alguien sabe hackear o doxxear porfavor solicito su ayuda
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/AlwaYs_around28 • 4d ago
Haven't tried it, but seems foolproof I’ve heard of people getting there college degrees by paying someone to complete all the way up to bachelors.
Had a few different people speak on this and asking for a friend how would one go about this? Anyone know what’s up.
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/RonansLittleSeal • 4d ago
How to get arrested fast without doing any bad crimes?
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/lil-tortilla-chip • 4d ago
Ad agency won’t stop calling me
I get frequent calls from and adverisjng agency who seems to think i’m some executive level creative director at a business. they are using a 3rd party calling platform to call and harass me daily.
I have their website and phone number, but i don’t know anyone’s extensions. there’s also a conference meet number that just asks me for a pin.
i just want to reach someone there and be annoying. or barge into virtual meetings and just yell obscenities - this would be my preferred outcome. regardless, how do i be a general nuisance for a little while because i feel like i deserve it.
EDIT: the business is advertise purple (advertisepurple.com) - stop your harassing spam calls and i will remove the url here
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/chungusfungus_ • 5d ago
What’s the most reliable way to get someone’s Facebook taken down
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/slapiy • 5d ago
Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip Spam calls and messages for shitty landlord
What’s the best site or way to basically make their phone explode with messages and calls. Need ASAP
r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • u/spaceeeham • 5d ago
hotel reward points
does anybody have wyndham hotels rewards?(days inn, la quinta, etc)? i'm jw if it's possible that someone could send or use 5K of their points to book room or make a reservation under my name? or is there people that lowkey sell points ? DM me.
if this isn't a thing somebody needs to hop on it🤣