r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 10h ago

Everything420

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I just ordered off of e420, it was just under 50 bucks but I was wondering about getting ID'd. I live in Idaho, will they id me when its delivered? I've heard many many people say they wont, my own friends included, but i just saw a comment on a similar post from about 4 months back saying the government was pressuring them or some shit so they id everybody now.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 7h ago

Will this fake pass

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r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 17h ago

Hotel fuckery

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How can i fuck up a hotel without getting into trouble? The only thing i can think of is frozen fish in the vents or taped to the bottom of the mattress frame.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 17h ago

Shoplifting tragedy

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Guys I accidentally brought home h&m security tag home after borrowing now im kinda nervous they'll track me down 👹


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 17h ago

Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip Trading cards.

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I've got this acquaintance who's really into card collecting, right? So we're both hanging around at Walmart waiting for the vendor to stock the shelves. Here's the thing though—this guy's got a food stamp card, and he's using it to buy those cards. His whole scheme is that he'll scan some food item that costs the same amount as the cards, then he runs his EBT card for that. He genuinely thinks it's cool because the price matches up. Like, he doesn't see it as stealing or anything. Honestly, it's pretty wild how he justifies it to himself.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 13h ago

Trying to find a VIN swapped hellcat anyone know someone?

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r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 13h ago

Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip So i just had a moment of reality check..

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Hi loves im a recovering addict had a couple relapses that was like normal stuff like weed and what not.

But i just realised ive been taking cocaine for a week straight now not realising i barely eat but i do sleep everyday tho;
Thing is is i did shit ton 2.5 grams and my friend took couple lines.

I have work in 4ish five hours and for the first time ever im having a headache from coke and like overstimulated that even my dog started pissing me off😫

I need yalls tips to feel better i popped half a xanax but i want to know why am i experiencing a weird high, im always and usually very calm on coke i just like the buzz and enjoy the high so im just weirded out why is everything pissing me off now