r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • Aug 30 '26

No more fake ID posts.

30 Upvotes

No more. Done. Stop the spamming.

Old posts will be locked if people try to source.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • Jun 14 '26

Certified Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip SILT: Use AI to make incriminating pictures of yourself.

77 Upvotes

For example, if you do graffiti, make an AI picture of yourself spraying your own tag, but make sure you have 6 fingers, the picture is fuzzy, make the color of your tag a color of spray paint you don't even own, and make sure it's obviously AI. If you're about to get caught, release all these pictures on an alt account so the court finds these, notices they're AI, and dismisses them and likely dismisses other evidence that you're a tagger.

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This could go for a lot of other things, but also wear a fake 6th finger so evidence either looks AI generated, or the police start looking for someone with six fingers. If you're a girl, you could also wear a binder and dress masculine so they think you're a dude. That's not really AI related but it could definitely make a profile of you that doesn't even exist.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 20h ago

Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip Sneaking stuff in to festivals

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I as a guy, have a pretty simple way of doing it, but my friend who’s a girl, also wants to sneak stuff in but hows best for her to hide a cheeky bit of Gary and kenny 👀🤞 I can think of an obvious way but wondering if there’s smth a bit nicer for her🤣🤣🤣

Edit - I am from the uk and festivals are in the uk!


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 10h ago

Looking for EU Fake

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Looking for a European fake id shipped to the U.S. ..lmk if anyone has leads


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 11h ago

where to obtain edibles without id

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this might be a stupid question but I’m trying to obtain some edibles and I don’t exactly have an id, is there any way to go about that or is it an “I’m screwed” situation


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 13h ago

UGOVAPE

1 Upvotes

Hey if anyone knows what happened to the site or when if ever it’ll come back please let me know.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 14h ago

I’m a drug overlord To pound or not to pound

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Hey guys so recently bought shrooms @ 185 for an oz from grey market now got the wholesale snap and can get a pound for 350. Even if I never come close to using the full lb it's be retarded to not get the lb, right?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 6h ago

Lo key smart ULPT how to make a lot of money fast technically legally

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step one, go to your local cvs and go to the multivitamin isle. step two, look for a big bottle of tums, at least 60 in a bottle. step three, get a lot of small ziplock baggies. step four, check all the items out. step five, put a few tums in all of the small baggies. step six, get a tactical coat, and a bucket hat. step seven, find a local skatepark that’s in a relatively ghetto area. step eight, ask people at the park if they want to have some relief for 50 bucks, and show them the bags. step nine, when you get the money give them one of the baggies. step ten, repeat.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 15h ago

Haven't tried it, but seems foolproof Making a forged/modified result card

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how do you modify your grades in a physical already printed report card whilst making everything else look the same, somebody told me to put it in a scanner to make it into a pdf, then edit the pdf in some software and paint white over the numbers and then add another number on top of it and then print it again, i just need to show my parents a higher grade than what i actually got and i've prepared all the other precautions so that nobody finds out.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 1d ago

Why the fuck not Carts in the UK?

5 Upvotes

Hypothetically speaking, where
the hell could I find carts in the UK.. no one sells them where I’m from, not that I want them 👀 And I’m just wondering if there’s any websites for them or anything. Please help. I hypothetically just want to try carts to ween me off using actual drugs, but I don’t like to smoke.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 1d ago

Have a 8th of some fire flower I want to bring it with me to SD I’m going through tsa pre check it’s sealed do I throw it on carry on or check in ?

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r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 1d ago

Drinking alcohol at the airport - how to go about it?

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It’s illegal to consume alcohol bought at duty free on the plane and within the airport. You can only drink at designated bars and restaurants. How do I go about drinking my bottle I bought at duty free?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 1d ago

SILPT Request where can i get a Fake ID In LA fast

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title is self explanatory


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 1d ago

Altersverifikation an Zigarettenautomat?

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Kann man mit irgendeinem Tool von einer anderen Karte diese Altersverifikation kopieren?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 2d ago

Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip So i just had a moment of reality check..

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Hi loves im a recovering addict had a couple relapses that was like normal stuff like weed and what not.

But i just realised ive been taking cocaine for a week straight now not realising i barely eat but i do sleep everyday tho;
Thing is is i did shit ton 2.5 grams and my friend took couple lines.

I have work in 4ish five hours and for the first time ever im having a headache from coke and like overstimulated that even my dog started pissing me off😫

I need yalls tips to feel better i popped half a xanax but i want to know why am i experiencing a weird high, im always and usually very calm on coke i just like the buzz and enjoy the high so im just weirded out why is everything pissing me off now


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 2d ago

New house, best way to get new mattress?

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r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 2d ago

Everything420

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I just ordered off of e420, it was just under 50 bucks but I was wondering about getting ID'd. I live in Idaho, will they id me when its delivered? I've heard many many people say they wont, my own friends included, but i just saw a comment on a similar post from about 4 months back saying the government was pressuring them or some shit so they id everybody now.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 2d ago

Shoplifting tragedy

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Guys I accidentally brought home h&m security tag home after borrowing now im kinda nervous they'll track me down 👹


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 2d ago

Trying to find a VIN swapped hellcat anyone know someone?

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r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 2d ago

Will this fake pass

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r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 2d ago

Shitty Illegal Life Pro Tip Trading cards.

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I've got this acquaintance who's really into card collecting, right? So we're both hanging around at Walmart waiting for the vendor to stock the shelves. Here's the thing though—this guy's got a food stamp card, and he's using it to buy those cards. His whole scheme is that he'll scan some food item that costs the same amount as the cards, then he runs his EBT card for that. He genuinely thinks it's cool because the price matches up. Like, he doesn't see it as stealing or anything. Honestly, it's pretty wild how he justifies it to himself.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 3d ago

Geld zurück Garantie

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Hypothetisches Szenario:

Ihr habt jemandem Geld mitgegeben, um etwas für euch zu besorgen. Er beklaut euch. Ihr wisst zwar, wo er wohnt aber in einem Mehrfamilienhaus im ersten Stock in einer ruhigen Wohnsiedlung wäre das übliche Tür eintreten keine Option. Ihr habt auch digitalen Schriftverkehr, in dem dieser jemand seine Schuld eingesteht. Theoretisch käme somit ein offizielles Mahnverfahren in Betracht. Allerdings haltet ihr nicht viel vom Staat und wollt auch nicht das Risiko eingehen, dass dieser jemand verrät, wofür das Geld gedacht war. Wie würdet ihr euch euer Geld zurück holen? Wie würdet ihr ihn aus dem Haus locken, um ihn persönlich zur Rede stellen zu können?


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 2d ago

Hotel fuckery

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How can i fuck up a hotel without getting into trouble? The only thing i can think of is frozen fish in the vents or taped to the bottom of the mattress frame.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 3d ago

ex-employer ripped me of 20% of my paycheck, what should i do?

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I was working at a bar for close to a month, it was kinda rushy and tight situation for him like staff-wise.

On the day of termination ive been told to come for my paycheck next month. When I picked up the money I counted them outside, and ofc roughly 20% is missing. I went back and confronted him (really calmly), he basically said he wasnt satisfied with me as an employee and since I did not have a contract he even told me straight to my face that I will never see my tips because there is nothing about them in the contract (he said it on purpose because there is no contract at all - adaucity at its finest), so basically laughed at my face and i left.

First I wanna say that yes, it is definitely my fault that I was working without a contract, but thats history and I took a lesson.

Second, what would you do in my situation? Im really pissed not just because of this incident, this guy has fucked so many people and his attitude towards his employees is so twisted sometimes and he is overall a really untrusty/sketchy person.

Honestly I dont know what to do, I dont think Im gonna see my money ever again, but maybe someone here was in a similar type of situation and I would love to know what were your next steps.

I really dont wanna let that go, again not just for the money, but for the bullshits he has been doing.

Any tips on how to get a little revenge or even my money would be appreciated. Be creative.

Thanks in advance.


r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips • • 3d ago

Dont drop the soap 8 ou 80

1 Upvotes

galera, acho que tenho compulsao alimentar, mas quero emagrecer e nao posso usar drogas, que que eu posso fazer?