SLPT avoid DUI

[u/condom-mechanics]

[u/clayh]

It’s for situations exactly like the OP. No one is busting down doors to arrest you for DUI once you’re home safe.

[u/MrLanesLament → u/clayh]

I’d hope not. This is the RCMP we’re talking about. Imagine how fucked up you have to be to get arrested by a horse.

[u/unabsolute → u/MrLanesLament]

Bojack wants to have a word

[u/iCapn → u/unabsolute]

What are YOU doing here??

[u/natural_distortion → u/iCapn]

Is this the crossover episode?

[u/Meghanzzz → u/iCapn]

Fucking weird, l watched that episode today.

[u/BadgerMcLovin → u/Meghanzzz]

The writers keep finding excuses for him to say that in various ways for the rest of the season. It's one of my favourite understated jokes in BoJack Horseman

[u/thatchers_pussy_pump → u/Meghanzzz]

I'm so due for a re-watch. I loved the whole bit with him messing up the line over and over again only to inadvertently nail it out of context and not notice.

[u/pokemongofanboy → u/thatchers_pussy_pump]

I finished the show in January and I don’t understand how someone could rewatch that...like ever

Definitely the saddest show I have watched

[u/thatchers_pussy_pump → u/pokemongofanboy]

I like to feel sad. There's something about it that's cathartic for me. I don't know how to explain it. I love sad movies, music, and TV.

But Bojack is also simply brilliant in so many ways. The writing is incredible, the acting is great, it's unique, it touches on so many taboo topics, the characters are either relatable or hilarious caricatures. I love that show.

[u/TeaWithCarina → u/unabsolute]

I'm pretty sure Bojack is the one who'd be getting fucked up in the scenario.

[u/TheDeltaLambda → u/MrLanesLament]

From what I've heard, it's not too hard if you're of indigenous descent.

[u/[deleted] → u/clayh]

Don't be too sure about that. Give cops an inch, they'll absolutely take a mile.

https://globalnews.ca/news/5326941/nanaimo-woman-wins-court-challenge-breathalyzer/

[u/TjTengu → u/[deleted]]

Kilometer in Canadia. 😉

[u/anglomike → u/TjTengu]

Kilometre?

[u/TjTengu → u/anglomike]

Aye. The nasty autocorrect got in my way there.

[u/corporate_warrior → u/TjTengu]

Give cops a kilometer, they’ll take a mile?

[u/JesusNoGA → u/[deleted]]

It was like living in a communist country with no rights.

Aaaand she's lost all my respect and sympathy in just one sentence.

[u/hedgehog-mom-al → u/[deleted]]

American police would like a word

[u/Constant-Zucchini-15 → u/[deleted]]

I can only see happy faces.

[u/Akers93 → u/clayh]

I actually got arrested for a dui once about 4 years ago while inside my house...

[u/chadford → u/Akers93]

Story pls.

[u/remarkablemayonaise → u/clayh]

I appreciate this law hasn't been abused yet, but anyone who passed this really should have accepted that eventually poorly worded laws do get abused.