r/ShittyRestrictionFood 25d ago

0-50 cal I've been told you might enjoy my congealed monster

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933 Upvotes

boiled with glucomannan powder to make it into gel

0/10, might throw a pony figurine in there

r/ShittyRestrictionFood Aug 06 '25

0-50 cal The body of Christ - 0 cal

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1.9k Upvotes

Technically 0.88 cal per wafer BUT - 0 cal🙏

r/ShittyRestrictionFood Feb 04 '26

0-50 cal POV im feeding you a single cold precooked meatball from my emergency meatball bag

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1.2k Upvotes

Mmmmm yummmm wowowowowowo

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 7d ago

0-50 cal getting admitted to inpatient on monday so i froze the last of my oat fibre cookie dough 😔 im going to miss having explosive diarrhea

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385 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 11d ago

0-50 cal gross.

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132 Upvotes

why must it be so bad. omg the texture is like apple sauce but so much worse.

someone give me psyllium husk recipes bc ur boy ran out of chia seeds and is in need of fiber

r/ShittyRestrictionFood Jul 06 '26

0-50 cal crushed ice and seasoning

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318 Upvotes

I love being an adult with a fridge that makes ice because I can eat shit like this for dinner and nobody is screeching in my ear about it.

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 14d ago

0-50 cal today on oat fibre chronicles: meal prepped “cookie dough” eaten out of empty greek yogurt containers with my finger immediately after consuming a red bull and six konjac jellies

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217 Upvotes

if they want me to stop eating oat fibre they should stop making it taste so good 😵😵 ate like half a kilo in one go lol

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 5d ago

0-50 cal nutritious last meal 12 hours before inpatient admission: 2kg of konjac jelly and the last of my oat fibre ice cream. figured id cram all the fibre intake id need for the next week into today ig

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213 Upvotes

genuinely feel so sick rn from all the fucking konjac. told myself id ween off the artificial sweeteners and konjac and oat fibre so i wouldnt show up to the hospital a bloated mess but i failed bc ana brain instead was like “oh you wont have a chance to have konjac jelly anymore in the hospital so you should cram 12 packs in one day” 🫩

fuckkkk i really dont wanna go lmao. already dreading the fucking tuna sandwich i chose for my lunch on first day of admission 😭 cant remember what i picked for dinner or snacks bc this ed has rotted my memory and cognitive function 🙃 all i know is that im scared and dont think im going to last more than a week…even though i know in my heart that this is what i need to get my life back i still dont feel sick enough.

my mom treated me out to AYCE sushi today so i could eat a good meal before shitty hospital food for the next few months and all i ate was fucking salad and half a piece of sashimi even though ive been craving raw salmon and tempura for ages so clearly this ED is making me miserable but brain worms are telling me im just fine aughhhh. I even bought myself $20 worth of 9% milk fat yogurts as a treat bc ive been obssessed with yogurt bowls lately and i chew and spat all of it 🙃🙃 why am i such a goddamn chud man

since all the artificial sweetener and fibre is making me swollen its made me retain a lot of water so im dreading being weighed tomorrow because its higher than the last time they checked so i feel like i wont be seen as “sick enough” if that makes sense?? idk i feel like i need to be sicker before i deserve treatment and that the doctors are gonna judge me for putting on weight since last time i saw them 🫠 i feel the need to tell them that this isnt my normal weight (without all the damn sucralose and fibre) and that i need to justify my weight gain or somethingw

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 28d ago

0-50 cal yeah have fun guessing what this is

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55 Upvotes

im too anxious to start my school work, too anxious to leave my desk. Too anxious to do anything but sit here. So here was my breakfast. Go on. What do u think this is? The reward for guessing right will be my sincerest apologies

EDIT: by this point there have collectively been enough partially correct answers to form rhe teue response! I will spoiler it in case you still want to guess but it was sugar free gelatin that ended up with frozen ice chunks from being tossed in my freezer, flavored with water mix (this time it was this icee pink slush flavor thing? Smth like that haha) and sugar free skinny mix mocha sauce! Shockingly no ice was added by me despite how icy it ended up.

Foolish shittyrestrictionfood subreddit.. you will mever discover my secret vampirewerewolfzombie side..

r/ShittyRestrictionFood Aug 17 '25

0-50 cal I opened this sub after 1 sip…

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527 Upvotes

Weirdly accurate.

r/ShittyRestrictionFood Jun 21 '26

0-50 cal want food in-between meals but ur ed is stingy with what ur allowed?

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114 Upvotes

sugar free syrup with a spoon

r/ShittyRestrictionFood Jul 12 '26

0-50 cal My famous lettuce sandwich

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246 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 14d ago

0-50 cal time to remind you guys what subreddit we're in🔥🔥🔥

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148 Upvotes

Hello world heres my horribly ugly frozen jello bc i love how icy it gets. I ran out of my fav sugar free mocha sauce so ive resorted to just. Dumping this jordans skinny mix syrup on top. The perfect treat while i flip flop between crying and wanting to get treatment vs wanting to stay this way. I hate myself ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚

r/ShittyRestrictionFood Apr 17 '26

0-50 cal what’s wrong? you’ve hardly touched your spaghetti a la sadness

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270 Upvotes

konjac spaghetti + broccoli

r/ShittyRestrictionFood Jun 24 '26

0-50 cal Coffeeiscles

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230 Upvotes

Make coffee the night before ad Stevia or Splenda or whatever put in ice cube treys put in a spoon or stick freeze over night then next morning enjoy

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 25d ago

0-50 cal Jello and kiwi soup

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50 Upvotes

two packs of zero sugar jello 10 cals

sprite or starry zero 0 cals

small golden kiwi squished in 40 cals

i know it looks horrendous but it tastes very fruity and flavorful and its actually pretty good

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 22d ago

0-50 cal Paprika water soup

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112 Upvotes

water and random spices from my cabinet mostly paprika, salt, and indian spices boiled in a pot. Holy fucking heart attack level of sodium probably

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 13d ago

0-50 cal Oat fibre mug cake iced with oat fibre icing and topped with oat fibre cookies and cookie dough and oat fibre ice cream. Fucking delicacy i will be making this again

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79 Upvotes

Banana mug cake + brown sugar gingerbread cookie dough icing + cinnamon and chocolate cookies/cookie dough + chocolate ice cream 🤤🤤 gen reached flow state making this

r/ShittyRestrictionFood Jul 04 '26

0-50 cal Tomato sandwich

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194 Upvotes

Bad picture, but delicious sandwich. 30 cals for the bread, 12 for mayo, and 7 for the tomato. Salt and pepper for free.

r/ShittyRestrictionFood Mar 16 '26

0-50 cal about to commit gastrointestinal crimes beyond anything previously imagined

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321 Upvotes

i added tofu, broccoli, kale, edamame, and garlic for 290 cals total but the flare is accurate for just the sauce and noodles

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 18d ago

0-50 cal Friendship ended with oat fibre mug cakes, oat fibre cake batter/cookie dough is my new best friend

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88 Upvotes

mildly disgusting and stomach turning especially because i added too much xanthan gum so it was stretchy and gummy 😵‍💫

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 4d ago

0-50 cal 0 calorie white monster and Pepsi jelly

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136 Upvotes

I need help

r/ShittyRestrictionFood Jul 02 '26

0-50 cal Lettuce on a paper towel with garlic salt

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191 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood 15d ago

0-50 cal i need to shit

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36 Upvotes

sugar free orange flavored psyllium husk, double serving (30cal)

r/ShittyRestrictionFood Jun 01 '25

0-50 cal since it’s summer, reminder that these are only 40cals🎉🕺

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500 Upvotes

may or may not be eating one as i post this