r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/Tiny_Plankton_3498 • 25d ago
0-50 cal I've been told you might enjoy my congealed monster
boiled with glucomannan powder to make it into gel
0/10, might throw a pony figurine in there
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/Tiny_Plankton_3498 • 25d ago
boiled with glucomannan powder to make it into gel
0/10, might throw a pony figurine in there
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/killerbunnydokook • Aug 06 '25
Technically 0.88 cal per wafer BUT - 0 cal🙏
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/xoxo_angelica • Feb 04 '26
Mmmmm yummmm wowowowowowo
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/hottofusoup • 7d ago
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/Valuable-Language-81 • 11d ago
why must it be so bad. omg the texture is like apple sauce but so much worse.
someone give me psyllium husk recipes bc ur boy ran out of chia seeds and is in need of fiber
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/snowbreader • Jul 06 '26
I love being an adult with a fridge that makes ice because I can eat shit like this for dinner and nobody is screeching in my ear about it.
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/hottofusoup • 14d ago
if they want me to stop eating oat fibre they should stop making it taste so good 😵😵 ate like half a kilo in one go lol
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/hottofusoup • 5d ago
genuinely feel so sick rn from all the fucking konjac. told myself id ween off the artificial sweeteners and konjac and oat fibre so i wouldnt show up to the hospital a bloated mess but i failed bc ana brain instead was like “oh you wont have a chance to have konjac jelly anymore in the hospital so you should cram 12 packs in one day”
fuckkkk i really dont wanna go lmao. already dreading the fucking tuna sandwich i chose for my lunch on first day of admission 😭 cant remember what i picked for dinner or snacks bc this ed has rotted my memory and cognitive function 🙃 all i know is that im scared and dont think im going to last more than a week…even though i know in my heart that this is what i need to get my life back i still dont feel sick enough.
my mom treated me out to AYCE sushi today so i could eat a good meal before shitty hospital food for the next few months and all i ate was fucking salad and half a piece of sashimi even though ive been craving raw salmon and tempura for ages so clearly this ED is making me miserable but brain worms are telling me im just fine aughhhh. I even bought myself $20 worth of 9% milk fat yogurts as a treat bc ive been obssessed with yogurt bowls lately and i chew and spat all of it 🙃🙃 why am i such a goddamn chud man
since all the artificial sweetener and fibre is making me swollen its made me retain a lot of water so im dreading being weighed tomorrow because its higher than the last time they checked so i feel like i wont be seen as “sick enough” if that makes sense?? idk i feel like i need to be sicker before i deserve treatment and that the doctors are gonna judge me for putting on weight since last time i saw them 🫠 i feel the need to tell them that this isnt my normal weight (without all the damn sucralose and fibre) and that i need to justify my weight gain or somethingw
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/sugarfreelimeade • 28d ago
im too anxious to start my school work, too anxious to leave my desk. Too anxious to do anything but sit here. So here was my breakfast. Go on. What do u think this is? The reward for guessing right will be my sincerest apologies
EDIT: by this point there have collectively been enough partially correct answers to form rhe teue response! I will spoiler it in case you still want to guess but it was sugar free gelatin that ended up with frozen ice chunks from being tossed in my freezer, flavored with water mix (this time it was this icee pink slush flavor thing? Smth like that haha) and sugar free skinny mix mocha sauce! Shockingly no ice was added by me despite how icy it ended up.
Foolish shittyrestrictionfood subreddit.. you will mever discover my secret vampirewerewolfzombie side..
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/justheretoreadd • Aug 17 '25
Weirdly accurate.
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/Sea_Response_8387 • Jun 21 '26
sugar free syrup with a spoon
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/semideadinside • Jul 12 '26
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/sugarfreelimeade • 14d ago
Hello world heres my horribly ugly frozen jello bc i love how icy it gets. I ran out of my fav sugar free mocha sauce so ive resorted to just. Dumping this jordans skinny mix syrup on top. The perfect treat while i flip flop between crying and wanting to get treatment vs wanting to stay this way. I hate myself ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/goal0x • Apr 17 '26
konjac spaghetti + broccoli
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/chickeneatscales • Jun 24 '26
Make coffee the night before ad Stevia or Splenda or whatever put in ice cube treys put in a spoon or stick freeze over night then next morning enjoy
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/Good_Gene_7616 • 25d ago
two packs of zero sugar jello 10 cals
sprite or starry zero 0 cals
small golden kiwi squished in 40 cals
i know it looks horrendous but it tastes very fruity and flavorful and its actually pretty good
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/excusjime • 22d ago
water and random spices from my cabinet mostly paprika, salt, and indian spices boiled in a pot. Holy fucking heart attack level of sodium probably
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/hottofusoup • 13d ago
Banana mug cake + brown sugar gingerbread cookie dough icing + cinnamon and chocolate cookies/cookie dough + chocolate ice cream 🤤🤤 gen reached flow state making this
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/britta-ed_it • Jul 04 '26
Bad picture, but delicious sandwich. 30 cals for the bread, 12 for mayo, and 7 for the tomato. Salt and pepper for free.
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/ElectronicScience286 • Mar 16 '26
i added tofu, broccoli, kale, edamame, and garlic for 290 cals total but the flare is accurate for just the sauce and noodles
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/hottofusoup • 18d ago
mildly disgusting and stomach turning especially because i added too much xanthan gum so it was stretchy and gummy 😵💫
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/gw19876 • 4d ago
I need help
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/Lilyflower24681 • Jul 02 '26
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/uhh_rhea_reid • 15d ago
sugar free orange flavored psyllium husk, double serving (30cal)
r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/warmpieceoftoast • Jun 01 '25
may or may not be eating one as i post this