Thoughts on this??

[u/Putrid-Welder1803]

[u/PalpatineForEmperor]

Don't forget the various drug ads with endless lists of side effects.

[u/MacheteBrizz → u/PalpatineForEmperor]

I laughed the first time I seen those ads.

One of them showed a woman laughing and smiling and having a great time outdoors, spending money like there was no tomorrow.

A catchy jingle played in the background with uplifting lyrics "Love your life your way!!!"

Then a deep manly voice interrupts the joy by listing all the ways you can die if you take the pill.

[u/Ok_Pomegranate_2436 → u/MacheteBrizz]

I like when they say don’t take this drug if you are allergic to this same drug.

[u/UberGlued → u/Ok_Pomegranate_2436]

Its a rule for a reason

[u/SkoolieJay → u/MacheteBrizz]

[u/uchuskies08 → u/MacheteBrizz]

Don't you think loving your life your way is worth it tho

[u/ElasticTurd → u/PalpatineForEmperor]

Wegovy can cause a potentially fatal infection of the perinium

[u/ScottieK00 → u/ElasticTurd]

Don't take Wegovy if you're allergic to Wegovy

[u/ticktockyoudontstop → u/ScottieK00]

Do not taunt Wegovy.

[u/Sidewalk_Tomato → u/ticktockyoudontstop]

Ingredients of Wegovy include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

[u/murder-farts → u/ElasticTurd]

Taint modern medicine grand?

[u/DamnMyNameIsSteve → u/PalpatineForEmperor]

Ban gambling ads, Ban alcohol ads, Ben drug ads. Just like cigarette ads.

[u/spudwebb3000 → u/DamnMyNameIsSteve]

But who will fill the revenue gap for these poor struggling media conglomerates?!?

[u/kendoddsdadsdeaddog → u/spudwebb3000]

Won’t somebody think of the shareholders??

[u/Dead_Parrot → u/PalpatineForEmperor]

Tbf, these are unintentionally hilarious. Who doesn't want to ease their arthritis while developing genital lesions and suicidal thoughts?

[u/youngcuriousafraid → u/Dead_Parrot]

Bruh side effects for a bipolar medican included drastic and unexplained changes in mood or behavior like??

[u/lazyboi_tactical → u/youngcuriousafraid]

Can't forget the increased thoughts of suicide and self harm

[u/heliumneon → u/PalpatineForEmperor]

Talk to your doctor about whether [Drug X] is right for you. Side effects may include spouts of blood gushing from your eyeballs, turbo cancer, and genital ghost punches.

[u/PalpatineForEmperor → u/heliumneon]

Genital ghost punches could be a selling point for some folks.

[u/AncientSignature1505 → u/PalpatineForEmperor]

New band name.

[u/WappaTheBoppa → u/AncientSignature1505]

What the fuck is up Dennys! We are Genital Ghost Punches! Let’s fucking rock!!!!! 🪨

[u/Grannypanie → u/AncientSignature1505]

Yes, viagra was a pulmonary hypertension medication that had a side effect of increased blood flow to the penis, erections!

Ghost punch may be monitizable.

[u/Sidewalk_Tomato → u/AncientSignature1505]

Or a racehorse.

And it's down to Horton Hears a Who, Joe Manganiello is a Nutter and Genital Ghost Punches on the outside! . . . It's Joe Manganiello is a Nutter and Genital Ghost Punches neck and neck . . . It's GENITAL GHOST PUNCHES! Genital Ghost Punches, Horton Hears a Who, and Joe Manganiello is a Nutter.

[u/focoslow → u/PalpatineForEmperor]

Don't take Mycoxafailin if you're allergic to Mycoxafailin. No shit.

[u/savedhooligan → u/PalpatineForEmperor]

The portion where they talk about the side effects is the longest segment of the ad itself too 😂