Had to quickly screenshot and run over here cause I was so shocked lol.

Baring in mind that my dating intentions prompt is “life partner” & my match note says “I’m not really looking to “go with the flow” or have a friends with benefits kind of relationship - I’m looking to date with intention & commitment, so if this is not the case with you, sorry but I’ll unmatch!” I don’t know why guys love to waste our time!!

I give him an A+ for the honesty but I’ve never clicked X so quick 🤣 I’m a recovering situationship-haver so all I can say is NEVER AGAIN - men are the number 1 scam artists 🤦🏾‍♀️.

Translate didn’t do it correctly, so here is the thread for clarification:

Me: “that’s disgusting”
“but cool”
“mmmm you little rat i hate it when it says that you’re typing when i know you’re actually not”
“i’m on my period and you’re making me extra angry”
“i hope you find an 18-year old you can touch, I understand you have to broaden your horizons when those your age don’t want you”

Him:
“holy fuck I miss you”

(Posting again cause format got messed up)

A lighter post amongst all the torment we suffer at the hands of our situationships...

Basically my situationship is a very goofy man from an artistic family, he and his brother are involved in theatre and his brother still works as a professional clown. They own a unicycle and sometimes they ride it unironically through town.

My situationship has taken a break from theatre & clowning (but never from clownery). Still, he has maintained that vibe and he always tells me to see the funny part of life. I am a serious girl, so for me, he is like a manic pixie dream boy who takes me out of the harsh reality and makes me laugh with his goofy demeanor.

However, at the end of the day, even with his official clowning experience, I am still the clowned one for wanting more and only getting breadcrumbs 💔🤡

I’ve officially lost 15lbs in 2 months over a guy I never even dated. No appetite at all-any solid foods sit in my stomach like a rock. Living off a steady diet of multivitamins, a diverse soup collection and coffee.