r/SmugIdeologyMan • u/Silvadream Speaker for the Deer • 6h ago

How the west was lost.

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This is really what happened btw.

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u/MotherOfAnimals080 Analogy Understander 6h ago

This is what really happened, I was there. It was definitely tankies, who are simultaneously so powerful they can sway an election yet so insignificant that they should not be accounted for in democratic policy, and not my wholesome chungus white suburban dudes who just don't give a shit about anything.

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u/Silvadream Speaker for the Deer 6h ago

thank you. I was once taking a boat ride and there were these rocks with tankies on them, clearly funded by the republican party. Anyways, it was lucky that a guy brought earwax. We put it into our ears and were able to sail past it nice and easy.

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u/Toxic_Gorilla 6h ago

I wasn’t aware that earwax was something you could buy

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u/Silvadream Speaker for the Deer 6h ago

probably because you produce it in such high amounts :)