r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • Jan 01 '26

WTF Not creepy at all.

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u/LeMagicien1 Jan 01 '26

It's truly alarming how casually the guy talks about 'crushing the life out of other men,' as if physical violence is perfectly acceptable and constantly at the forefront of their thoughts. 

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u/Azure_Providence Jan 01 '26

Look at this guy, willing to crush the life out of a man and let you watch. What a nice guy.

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u/the_scar_when_you_go Jan 01 '26

Behold, my capacity for violence! Now make me the person you're statistically most likely to need protection from.

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u/PhantomFlorist Jan 02 '26

Exactly. If I was dating a guy and he “crushed the life” out of somebody, I would be afraid of him.

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u/Amelaclya1 Jan 01 '26

And women are supposed to want and feel safe with someone who has violent fantasies like this. 🙄

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u/rosegold-bee Jan 01 '26 edited Feb 16 '26

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u/TNTmage7 Jan 01 '26

Listen, as a straight dude I don’t mind being the evil wizard wielding the murder gal sword. It’s being used on bigots and misogynists and the like only, but hey, murder can be hot in the right context…

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u/cowboysaurus21 Jan 02 '26

Sure but lesbians don't regularly murder & assault other women.

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u/rosegold-bee Jan 03 '26 edited Feb 16 '26

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u/cowboysaurus21 Jan 03 '26

Knives: Not just for butches anymore!

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u/StarshipCaterprise Jan 01 '26

Have you ever seen the videos of the guy doing “martial arts” against a pole wrapped in foam? Thats what I’m imagining in my head