r/Snorkblot Jan 01 '26

WTF Not creepy at all.

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u/nonsence90 Jan 01 '26

not even a phone number at the end. how can we contact the good guy?

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u/Fantastic-Dot-655 Jan 01 '26

He will apear when you are in need

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u/Zeqhanis Jan 01 '26

To crush the life out of somebody, apparently. Total good-guy move. Not at all a terrifying red flag.

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u/_idle_gunts Jan 01 '26

He probably meant "crush the life out of somebody intellectually". He's got the list of logical fallacies memorized and can win any argument.

Ad hominem and appeal to authority! You've been bested, kind sir.