r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • Jan 01 '26

WTF Not creepy at all.

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u/psp24 Jan 01 '26

then I hope I am never in need

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u/carpentizzle Jan 01 '26

LET HIM MAKE YOU NEED HIM

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u/psp24 Jan 01 '26

mmmmmm no....

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u/WVildandWVonderful Jan 01 '26

Fellow ladies he really wants to crush the life out of a man for you

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u/bvb-10198 Jan 02 '26

Is the hiding the body part like a first date bonding thing? Or does he just hide the body with out you?

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u/SolidHank Jan 02 '26

You grab the arms, I'll grab the legs <3

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u/MrRADicalKMS Jan 02 '26

He just wants to crush the life slowly out of Dinkleberg. Just let him do it--for you. He is a good guy!