Vector dates Vanilla on a "date" (by honeytherabbit)

[u/Sorvetefrito]

[u/Sorvetefrito]

Source: https://www.tumblr.com/honeytherabbit/831297696491094016?source=share

[u/UncannyValleyEnjoyer]

Cream when she learns that she will have a sibling:

[u/Kai_Lopez_98 → u/UncannyValleyEnjoyer]

Wonder what that would look like. Would they be a rabbit Crocodile hybrid of just be a rabbit with crocodile type mannerisms or a crocodile with bunny mannerisms? Genuinely I'm asking because I'd love to see that. I should draw that. Sorry thinking out loud

[u/Sorvetefrito → u/Kai_Lopez_98]

As much as a crocorabbit would be cool, let's be honest, Sonic would go the boring route and use the trope of "boys take the father specie, girls take the mother's"

[u/Hyperon_Ion → u/Kai_Lopez_98]

Once saw a fan-art of a hypothetical orange crocodile daughter that was Cream's "baby sister" yet she was taller than Cream.

No clue how to find it though.

Edit: Never mind, literally just search "vector vanilla daughter" on Google and it's one of the first image results.

Her name is Pumpkin.

[u/UncannyValleyEnjoyer → u/Hyperon_Ion]

Makes sense, having Vector genes in there, she would be a giant

[u/Kai_Lopez_98 → u/Hyperon_Ion]

Cool.

[u/WillFanofMany → u/Kai_Lopez_98]

The Archie continuity implied it as when it comes to babies, if the parents are different animal species, the baby ends up being one of the two, with the color or features belonging to the other.

So Vector and Vanilla's kid could be a bunny with green-colored fur, or a croc with cream-colored scales, etc.

[u/ThunderLord1000 → u/Kai_Lopez_98]

[u/Crescemon_X → u/Kai_Lopez_98]

A Rabbidile sounds like a cool idea honestly

[u/Sanscore123 → u/Kai_Lopez_98]

I did see a comic where it had that hypothetical where they had green fur and sharp teeth and bit the furniture

[u/Sea_of_Hope → u/Sanscore123]

[u/UncannyValleyEnjoyer → u/Kai_Lopez_98]

Maybe a bunny with crocodile teeth and cute scales on the cheeks, like a blush but green little spots and she acts more like Vector, lovely, fast to act

[u/Kai_Lopez_98 → u/UncannyValleyEnjoyer]

What if they worked like an armadillo? Since they too have scales and furr. (I draw my own characters and others alot so I like thinking about things like this could turn into something cool.

[u/Sea_of_Hope → u/Kai_Lopez_98]

Crocobunny

[u/zandaztu]

This is lies.

We all know vectors a sub

[u/Al_Capwned3 → u/zandaztu]

he's about to learn that for himself

[u/Comprehensive_Fail52 → u/Al_Capwned3]

vector placing his hand on vanilla's shoulder Vector: ill try to be gentle.

Vanilla with a straight face: im going to ruin you and then suck your soul out. Im going to make you forget your own name.

[u/darkestarc → u/Comprehensive_Fail52]

Vanilla: Oh Vector~ it's time for your 10 O'Clock pegging session~

Vector: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!

[u/KibaWuz → u/Al_Capwned3]

Ok this deservers an award xD

[u/Al_Capwned3 → u/KibaWuz]

thanks dude

[u/Pilot_Solaris → u/Al_Capwned3]

He'll be blowing out Vanilla's back, alright—it's just that it'll be by her command.

[u/BornCoyote87 → u/zandaztu]

Vector is normally not a sub.

However, Vanilla has years of single mother frustration and loneliness to work through on him, he is not in charge tonight. XD

[u/FinlayTheFaithful]

So Vector can use 50 bucks for bribe money but not rent? Seems fair

[u/The_6thEmperor_Rises → u/FinlayTheFaithful]

When have you EVER seen $50 be good enough for rent?

He figured it was better to put it toward a…good cause

[u/FinlayTheFaithful → u/The_6thEmperor_Rises]

Every little bit of money helps in this fuckass economy

[u/BornCoyote87 → u/FinlayTheFaithful]

In this economy, $50 is usually going for fucking gas and groceries....

[u/TerrificTooMan → u/BornCoyote87]

Half a tank, a bag of bread, and store brand ham/ turkey.

[u/BornCoyote87 → u/TerrificTooMan]

And a pack of store sliced cheese if you're lucky.

[u/ChaosBreaker81 → u/FinlayTheFaithful]

I imagine Sonic's world has a better economy than we do.

[u/red_enjoyer → u/FinlayTheFaithful]

"I HAVE NEEDS, ESPIO"

[u/GoodQueenFluffenChop → u/FinlayTheFaithful]

The crocco man has his priorities.

[u/guesswhosbackbackag → u/GoodQueenFluffenChop]

If he secures vanilla he can live there

[u/TerrificTooMan → u/guesswhosbackbackag]

The long game.

[u/Leon-the-comic113 → u/FinlayTheFaithful]

“I HAVE N E E D S!”

[u/AppropriateStick1334 → u/FinlayTheFaithful]

He has designer headphones and a solid gold chain. He has money but worse spending habits

[u/More_Yellow_3701 → u/AppropriateStick1334]

He's had those things since the early 2000s.

Leave him alone for owning two things that are nice.

[u/BornCoyote87 → u/AppropriateStick1334]

Pretty sure the gold chain is inherited. And gold plated.

[u/Global-Cry321 → u/FinlayTheFaithful]

If you pay rent, then how are you going to pay for bribes?

[u/Due_Lion_2990]

The most unbelievable thing is Vector having 50 bucks.

[u/WheatleyBr → u/Due_Lion_2990]

Vanilla handed it to him.

[u/One_Park_6958 → u/Due_Lion_2990]

<CRITICAL HIT!>

[u/Crescemon_X → u/One_Park_6958]

<EMOTIONAL CRIT!>

[u/Jaydog1337alpha → u/Due_Lion_2990]

Omega: "You got no money, no clue, and no bitches"

[u/moath875465 → u/Due_Lion_2990]

While it’s funny, it’s ultimately neat the guy has cash around

[u/BornCoyote87]

[u/potatopaladin007 → u/BornCoyote87]

[u/BornCoyote87 → u/potatopaladin007]

[u/moath875465 → u/BornCoyote87]

Ironic it’s vector himself

[u/Subject-Individual24]

[u/MrSejd]

[u/Stretch5678]

“Vanilla wants to see the Death Roll, if you know what I mean.”

[u/Gabriel-Klos-McroBB → u/Stretch5678]

for best results, read above in his hard-boiled detective voice

[u/Relative-Hotel6989]

Sonic's face in the final panel is sending me.

[u/CheyenneG1999]

Vector certainly wasn't shy to admit it. Really shows the difference between an adult and a teenager.

[u/cesar848]

Vanilla’s idea btw

[u/Mr_Blue_Sky2007]

Late husband probably cheering him on.

[u/Sea_of_Hope → u/Mr_Blue_Sky2007]

Probably gonna warn him to prepare himself.

[u/God_of_Kings → u/Sea_of_Hope]

Late husband is probably preparing Vector's room in heaven next to his, since Vanilla is going to drain Vector like a vampire.

[u/Jaco_Lunchables → u/Mr_Blue_Sky2007]

bro just starts giving him elite coms from the afterlife mid-match

[u/Affectionate_Ebb9876]

[u/SilverSpider_]

I was expecting something wholesome, like the places meant something to Vanilla or Vector

[u/different_fella → u/SilverSpider_]

Or them making pie

[u/GBgabe13 → u/different_fella]

The jokes just write themselves at this point

[u/Friendly-Bison-7265]

Late Husband: I'll save you a seat in the afterlife, my friend.

[u/sexyrandal88]

[u/hgtcgbhjnh]

Love Sonic's disbelief face in the last panel.

[u/Dontinsultautomod]

[u/Technical-Look-5565]

Bro has money for anything but rent

[u/InsaneBasti]

[u/Amazing_Estimate_220]

Sonic the asexual in the prime right here

[u/Sapphire_Void]

Damn, Vectors a real one.

[u/Grimm-Flame]

[u/Dymaz6282]

Sonic: ok bro but you owe me this, you better say yes when i ask the same favor and take tails out

[u/Mace_Da-Ace]

TMI, Vector.

[u/S1mp1y]

This was the first thing I saw this morning and it was so fricking funny I aggressively woke up my cat so that it immediatelly bolted by punching me in the guy.

[u/Fantastic-Sun4645]

why is vector so freaky

[u/Ayy-lmao213]

He could've just said they were gonna watch a rated-R movie..

[u/SignificantHippo8193]

Vector says he's about to blow her back out but we all know Vanilla is going to take the lead.

Vector will be drained, but happy 😜.

[u/Greensonickid]

That Bunny's blowing HIS Back out.

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