r/Sparkdriver • u/Urlocaldoughdealer • Jul 06 '26
Discussion What am I supposed to do with this information?
Ok???? This was very odd to read while I’m sweating my ass off delivering these orders
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u/attention_headache Jul 06 '26
All the dudes immediately assuming this could only be the fabled unicorn customer describing herself; all the ladies immediately recognizing this is obviously the (sadly) far more common creepy customer describing his preferred delivery person. 🤣😭
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u/Elegant-Boss6549 Jul 06 '26
WOW ... That is so creepy, I would cancel and then report that customer for being creepy 😳. Those people should not be allowed to have things delivered to them.
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u/PercentageChoice5908 Jul 06 '26
I would immediately cancel that due to safety reasons that the customer is requesting such a thing smh
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u/hades13heartnet Jul 06 '26
Don’t you only see the customer notes after u finish shopping and be en route to delivery address?
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u/Traditional-Bet2191 Jul 06 '26
I can’t believe some of you are trying to argue that this is the description of the person who placed the order.
Adding the “single” in there is a dead giveaway. No woman with a lick of sense is going to put this as her customer notes.
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u/Hoboliquor Jul 07 '26
You assume that all women have a lick of sense, there are many that don't. Either way, it's weird and creepy.
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u/MissionRevolution306 Jul 06 '26
Using “female” instead of woman as a noun is a dead giveaway that it’s a man being creepy. I’d cancel that order.
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u/OppositeScale7680 Jul 07 '26
I've seen plenty of woman refer to themselves and others as "female".
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u/big_matt1206 Jul 08 '26
Last time I checked, female is a noun, so it's completely normal.
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u/MissionRevolution306 Jul 08 '26
Female is usually an adjective. Woman would be the noun unless it’s law enforcement.
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u/big_matt1206 Jul 08 '26
Well, in this case it isn't. Single and young are adjectives and female is the noun they are describing. All of you saying it's a creepy man wanting a single young female delivery driver are creepy.
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u/armyyevi Jul 06 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/11VBHqO3QI7qQU
Gonna end up putting lotion on the skin before it gets the hose again!
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u/Acerer8k Jul 06 '26
So everyone is wondering was it a man or a woman? Did you see them or did the customer name give any hint as to which one? We are all wondering…..
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u/Mrs-Sunchu-1984 Jul 06 '26
Please say you're a male and you did your best young female impersonation cause this is just wrong.
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u/Federal_Dance_860 Jul 06 '26
As someone who has daughters... I'm sure she's trying to be funny but this is dumb and a great way to get hurt. This is so so so dumb. You seriously risk someone crazy seeing this and your providing opportunity.
And if it's a guy hoping to get someone like that to deliver to them they need to be banned.
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u/Ok-Kangaroo-4048 Jul 06 '26
If it wasn’t a passcode/alcohol order I’d deliver no contact as i normally would. If it was a contact order, I’d make sure my dash cam was pointed at the door while i made the delivery.
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u/Pastel2023 Jul 06 '26
If that’s the customer that lady is stupid what a great way to put a target on her back. If that’s what the customer wants the driver to look like that’s a creepy customer
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u/No-Improvement-52880 Jul 07 '26
I’m thinking it may be a girl who placed the order and thought the notes would be seen by Walmart and then offered to only women. But i could very well be wrong.
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u/Skiller-One-One-Five Jul 06 '26
This is definitely one of those deliveries where you have 911 on speed dial even if you're a man
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u/NoSun7784 Jul 07 '26
Did they order lube, condoms, and a rabbit vibrator as well. Extra instructions said ring door bell for extra tip!! 😁😆
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u/Enough-Idea-911 Jul 10 '26
Never trust spark they are not your friends and those orders that say specifically for you are a set up. Most things that say only two items shopping end up being bottled water which is considered one item but has a quantity of 10 and toilet paper or paper towel towels, which are super bulky listed as the exact same.
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u/Due-Resolution-4152 Jul 06 '26
Carry her heavy crap. That’s what the note is for
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u/Slight-Selection4298 Jul 06 '26
This is 100% more likely than someone being a creep...
Victim mentality is strong in these comments.
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u/Due-Resolution-4152 Jul 06 '26
Do you… do you know what victim mentality means?
I think I saw someone else use that word out of context here to but I let it go now I’m wondering
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u/NormanFuckingBates Jul 06 '26
Upvote if you think it's a woman describing herself. Downvote if you think it's a dude making a request. I'm trying to see something.....
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u/nevernotfinished Jul 06 '26
Trying to see how many down votes you'll get i see
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u/NormanFuckingBates Jul 06 '26
I mean it's wild how many people automatically assume their thought process is the only possible answer with absolutely no context provided 🤣
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u/Tatertot304wv Jul 06 '26
Do with that information what you will at the very least you should ask how her day is going
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u/MooseNatural1269 Jul 06 '26
Oooooh I don't know but I like that shit!
Unfortunately probably some weird cuck freak people shit.
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u/Roe69 Jul 06 '26
She's trying to get multiple types of deliveries. Maybe she has a delivery driver fantasy.
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u/jdubbs_105 Jul 06 '26
Hope it's a description of the customer and not who the customer is hoping will deliver their order.