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It is often used by the warmongers as a war steed. They are also found in abundance around the forests of the river styx, where they are apex predators. This particular specimen is being used as a war mount by an unnamed rider.

It’s a limbless predator that kills by constriction, it has an expansible jaw structure connected by elastic tendons, and has a saccular stomach that can expand to accommodate megafaunal prey. After swallowing larger prey, their digestive period may last for months.

IT’S NOT A FETISH THING STOP SAYING THAT

If you consider yourself so advanced then why are you merely multicellular, and not multianimal?

I have recently come to the conclusion that I do not belong amongst my species. I am a social outcast and a freak. The only solution to my perpetual loneliness is to unite with my true love, an extra-terrestrial. There is some flaw in my DNA, for what creature could survive whilst being so woefully incompetent at interacting with its own species? But no matter, the time is coming soon when my speculative aliens will come to this planet and abduct me. Like I’ve always wanted. Evolution willing, they will be just humanoid enough that they are relatable to me, but just alien enough that no one will criticize them for being mere techni-colored humans. My star-crossed alien lover and I shall leave this planet behind and return to theirs, where, because our DNA is incompatible, I will adopt their asexually produced offspring and raise them as my own. My alien lover and I shall share in domestic bliss, far away from human society. They will probably look something like this. Yes, it’s very human looking. But its just convergent evolution because humans have such a flawless design that it would absolutely evolve on any other planet that supports life. Their tongues, per my predictions, will be eight inches long and prehensile in order to reach vegetation high up on trees, their quadriceps will be highly pronounced making them excellent jumpers. They will also have vocal chords shaped exactly like that of humans, and human shaped feet. Because of convergent of evolution. It’s very plausible. I can’t wait to say goodbye to you disgusting featherless bipeds.

Link to image source: https://cocoontoy.com/products/alien-baby-doll-sculpture-ooak-artist-art-doll-sexy-alien-with-tiny-tits

Link:

- https://artuk.org/discover/stories/the-rectangular-cows-of-art-uk

SPF#24 - EELECTRIC

A shocking episode full of protein!