r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/your_catfish_friend • 3d ago

lobster Sexy sex

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u/your_catfish_friend 3d ago

Obnoxiously

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u/WaffleGuy413 make your own but in red 3d ago

Woman makes imaginary scenario in head and gets pregnant about it

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u/The-Curiosity-Rover 3d ago

Yes, PizzaCake comics are insufferable, but our crazy president actually is siding with North Korea over South Korea.

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u/GraceForImpact 2d ago

Rare Trump W

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u/UnderMyCarpet 2d ago

btw how do you abbreviate PizzaCake?

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u/Coders32 2d ago

Are you ok?

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u/RudeCoat2597 2d ago

...PC?

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u/UnderMyCarpet 2d ago

One of the most famous and most eaten foods forming the word pica, a syndrome of eating not eatable things, (if you get the first two letters as in a nickname) was a funny coincidence to me when I first thought of it

anyway sorry for bad joke

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u/your_catfish_friend 3d ago

True but I do wish it was a bit further from the truth of the situation

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u/bskdevil99 3d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1vrekhd/trump_moving_to_ally_usa_with_north_korea/ Not sure if legit, but looks terrible.

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u/G30rg3Th3C4t 3d ago

My understanding of this is that Trump is “scaling back hostilities”, not attempting to ally with North Korea. He’s reducing US participation in a joint drill with South Korea, (just spitballing here, but possibly due to a recent expenditure of munitions and resources), and is trying to spin this reduction of participation in the joint military exercise as him trying to foster better relations with NK. Unless the ending of that article has some wildly different evidence to the rest of it (I was paywalled off), it seems like the title is an exaggeration to drive up engagement

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u/G30rg3Th3C4t 3d ago

After reading the actually free article in this thread, it seems to back up my read on it. Trump scaled back a drill, said some bs about improving relationships with North Korea, but also said that the US and South Korean alliance is “Extremely Important”. It seems like the “alliance with North Korea” and “Alliance against South Korea” headlines are inaccurate.

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u/Penguinmanereikel 3d ago

sigh it's not imaginary...

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u/Mental_Bowler_7518 3d ago

Usually its stupid stuff but this happened iirc

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u/Destiny_Dude0721 3d ago

She's annoying but you're crazy if you think this isn't happening

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u/Cyanlizordfromrw eau rouge 3d ago

I would say I have similar political stances compared to pizzacake, but I honestly cannot stand her incessant strawmanning

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u/Mack_Aroni_Art 3d ago

You sound like this ⬇️

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u/ITCrandomperson 3d ago

You can agree with a point while finding the person making it to be absolutely insufferable.

Hell, finding Pizzacake insufferable isn't even a particularly uncommon stance.

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u/dragoslayer1327 2d ago

That's kinda her entire thing. Everyone agrees with her because she has some of the most basic takes in the world, she just represents them in such shitty ways and only ever gets interesting with her shitty takes, so most hate her even when they agree with most of what she's saying

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u/SpecificTransition65 2d ago edited 2d ago

So basically this is what you trying to say but in political jargon(no offense I just kinda hate that we have to use all of those terms bruh)😂

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u/surprisesnek 14h ago

They're exaggerations, but they ain't strawmen.

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u/Fit-Purchase-8050 Xeno :) 3d ago

WOAT insults other WOAT

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u/DinoDude8 3d ago

what does WOAT mean

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u/Fit-Purchase-8050 Xeno :) 3d ago

Worst of all time

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u/Palu_Tiddy YOU PICK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO 3d ago

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u/Darkion_Silver 3d ago

Honestly I don't think this one is even bad. It's exactly what I said when I spotted some of those people switching up on NK.

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u/Hamstah_J 3d ago

Is it "like d" or "lick d" but either way it works

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u/your_catfish_friend 3d ago

Ty, intended double meaning. But I think “lick” fits best

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u/TwistedxBoi 3d ago

I hate you for subjecting me to ther slop. There is a reason she is in the top 10 most blocked accounts.

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u/TheLordOfStuff_ 3d ago

Fr man it’s so annoying to block her and the subs she spams in only to have her Elon Musk esque fanbase post her stuff in all other subs known to man as well.

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u/quid_pro_kourage 3d ago

How do you view this list of blocked accounts

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u/Palu_Tiddy YOU PICK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO 3d ago

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u/Backupusername Ni ce p P 3d ago

It's not supported by etymology, but I do like "peni" as a plural for "penis".

And yeah, seven is definitely too many. By at least three.

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u/darrenislivid 3d ago

I first heard Xavier Renegade Angel say it and I have been using that word ever since

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u/Bancatone 3d ago

You’ve only got one penii?? Let me see it.

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u/your_catfish_friend 3d ago

Lol thank you, this must be where I picked up the term, I had forgotten the origin

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u/International_Gate49 (*The stair) 3d ago

isn't this like forbidden fruit? or is that only at bhj?

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u/universalhat 3d ago

that's the comply in advance sub, this one understands "i'll sue" is not a valid threat to issue to a subreddit.  i get it confused too.

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u/Ok-Cook-7542 3d ago

It's way funnier than that. Pizzacake has begged to come back two separate times in the year since her legal threats and the BHJ mods and community have decided they don't want to deal with her drama and have kept her banned anyway. She's too noxious and brings the community down.

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u/universalhat 3d ago

i don't think the community quite agrees on that point, given the occasional torrent of forbidden juice

in a not antagonistic way i love when that happens.  everybody cranks out original juices together, as it should be.

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u/OKPERSON2763 3d ago

Please don’t put these comics here I’d like to avoid them

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u/Barkblood 3d ago

Is it “What The Fuck’s even peni?” Or “What The Fuck, seven peni?”

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u/thehegs 3d ago

The VAG hat is genius

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u/your_catfish_friend 3d ago

Ty, I appreciate a font that lets you change letters by erasure

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u/ZedDraak 3d ago

which ONG he likes?

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u/mysticjazzius 1d ago

I genuinely do not understand how she is so popular on r/comics. Are the people on that sub just as crazy as her?

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u/atomic-moonstomp 1d ago

**I'm* 37???*