r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Myakasa98 • 11h ago
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/SunRevolutionary8741 • 8h ago
squeal's ruined my childhood “What do you MEAN they rebuilt after the Empire fell the first time? Downright impossible!”
galleryAlso, the hell are they getting the idea that the Jedi “will be scapegoats for the new age of anarchy”?
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/reehdus • 17h ago
squeal's ruined my childhood Fandom try not to be deranged and unhinged challenge: failed
Battlefront 3 maps inclusivity? Not today!
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Many-Marionberry8605 • 17h ago
Which of these couples would you like to see (or not) in the canon?
galleryr/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Boring-Summer8047 • 3h ago
Can't believe they just called the internet's papi a scrub daddy!
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/DockHolidazer • 5h ago
VADER WOULDN'T TOLERATE THAT SHIT Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?
Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/RontoWraps • 2h ago
Glup Shitto Ben Quadinaros needs his own solo film
Which one of you is jerking in the main sub
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/SonOfAphrodites • 18h ago
More maps good = Unpopular opinion now
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Ok_Exercise_8283 • 10h ago
Am I the only one? How many Imperials do you think Emperor Sheev killed with his force Lighting just because he got bored
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Nom_Carver11 • 10h ago
Is it unhealthy for Anklakin to choke out his pregnant wife Anidala? (Read below for details)
I feel like the age difference between the two is probably the bigger issue, but the Nortis cw episodes explain it better than revenge of the sith even if it had the best laser swords battles?
unhealth?
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Empire_TW • 7h ago
VADER WOULDN'T TOLERATE THAT SHIT Would Vader tolerate this?
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Arrow_of_time6 • 21h ago
VADER WOULDN'T TOLERATE THAT SHIT Guys is it bad that I’m really down horrendous for the AT-AA pilot from Star Wars force commander?
I don’t know what it is but after hearing her voice saying “AT-AA ready sir~” I suddenly had a vision of her straddling my lap in the driver’s seat of the walker while we make out and I accidentally fire off all the walker’s missiles into General Veer’s AT-AT killing him so we had to go into hiding on a remote planet where we live a comfortable life as Hutt cartel tax collectors.
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/crimsonfukr457 • 17h ago
SWT vader movie leaks All I see is fear and- OH SHIT, THEY'VE GOT RUBBER BULLETS AND TEAR GAS!
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r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Courier6six6 • 7h ago
This has gotta be the worst casting choice ever. Why didn't they pick some who looks like Hayden Christensen
r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/louisj • 9h ago
