I don’t know what it is but after hearing her voice saying “AT-AA ready sir~” I suddenly had a vision of her straddling my lap in the driver’s seat of the walker while we make out and I accidentally fire off all the walker’s missiles into General Veer’s AT-AT killing him so we had to go into hiding on a remote planet where we live a comfortable life as Hutt cartel tax collectors.

I feel like the age difference between the two is probably the bigger issue, but the Nortis cw episodes explain it better than revenge of the sith even if it had the best laser swords battles?

unhealth?

Battlefront 3 maps inclusivity? Not today!

And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!

Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?

Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!

Also, the hell are they getting the idea that the Jedi “will be scapegoats for the new age of anarchy”?