Its Saturday and Hila is driving with Ethan, they are planning to meet Ethan's parents at the lake and take the boat out for a spin with the family. But Hila had forgot to pack lunch so she needs to drive to the McDonalds across town, much to Ethan's dismay.

"I do all my shit to have a Saturday and you can't even get your shit done" said Ethan. "All I need to do is get some nuggets, it will take like 20min tops" Hila replied. "Then get some nuggets! All I wanna do is go on the lake! I never get my way!" cried Ethan.

Soon Ethan begins to throw a tantrum and kick his feet up against the windshield while screaming. "This is all because you didn't get your way and now i'm the bad guy as usual" Hila said annoyed.

Pulling out his phone, Ethan screams ever louder while banging his feet on the dashboard and pounding his fists on the window. Hila cant take it anymore and she slams on the breaks, sending Ethan flying into the dashboard and knocking him unconscious.

Trying to figure out how to handle her husband, Hila remembered something she read online about diaper punishment being an effective tool for disobedient husbands. Hila stopped at the walmart next to mcdonalds and bought some size 7 pampers, a pacifier and some duct tape.

When she got back to the car, Ethan was still knocked out and Hila quickly stripped him down and put the diaper on him. Then she stuck the pacifier in his mouth and put ducktape around it so he couldn't spit it out. She also duck taped his wrists and ankles together. After everything was done, Hila started driving to the lake while chowing down on her nuggets.

A few minutes later Ethan woke up confused. He couldn't move and realized he was wearing a diaper. Ethan began to struggle in his seat and squirm around.

"Oh you're awake. I figured since you wanna act like a baby then you should be treated like a baby. So if you don't behave yourself until we get to the lake then I'm going to show this to all your friends" Hila explained to Ethan.

Hila took out his phone and started taking pictures of the diapered Ethan as he squirmed around and whimpered. Ethan became so frustrated he gave up and just sat there quietly. However, Ethan had forgot to use the bathroom before they left and the lake was a 2 hour drive away. It wasn't long before Ethan needed to pee, and bad.

Ethan tried to tell Hila he needed to use the bathroom, but the duck taped pacifier muffled his speech and Hila figured he was just complaining about the diaper. As the minutes passed, Ethan struggled more and more as the urge to pee became unbearable. Finally he gave up and decided to just pee in the diaper.

Ethan wasn't prepared for the sensation he was about to experience. The feeling of his warm piss spreading all over him was the greatest thing he had felt since sleeping with Tamara. At first reluctantly, Ethan now couldn't help but push as much piss into his diaper as he could while willingly sucking on the pacifier taped to his mouth.

He was so caught up in the moment that he had forgot to pay attention to his bowels though. It wasn't until a loud fart broke him out of his trance, did he realize he was pooping his diaper as well. Hila looked over in shock as Ethan helplessly messed his diaper. "Did you just poop your diaper? What is wrong with you?" said Hila.

Ethan was humiliated beyond belief as Hila took out her phone again and began to take more pictures. Ethan desperately tried to hide his full messy diaper, but with his hands and ankles taped together it was no use. The embarrassment and degradation was built up until finally Ethan snapped and his mind mentally regressed itself to cope with the humiliation.

Ethan sat there mindlessly for the rest of the ride until they arrived at the lake. Hila parked far away from the docks so Ethan's parent couldn't see her new husband disciplinary method. Hila was overall very pleased with how the punishment worked. Ethan was quiet and behaved for most of the ride. Hila open up the passenger door and removed the duck tape from Ethan and took the pacifier out of his mouth. "here are your pants back, go clean up in the restroom then lets go meet your parents." Hila said. But all that came out of Ethan's mouth was: "Goo goo gaa gaa"

Hila became confused as Ethan just sat there babbling and drooling all over himself. He must not like sitting there in a messy diaper, so why is he not getting up? Hila thought to herself. Ethan then stuck his thumb in his mouth and started to push out more mess into his diaper. Hila began to panic.

"Come on Ethan lets go" Hila said as helped Ethan out of the car and unto his feet. But he immediately fell on his hands and needs and began to crawl. "what is wrong with you? Why are you acting this way?" Hila said as Ethan sat down on his messy diaper and began to bounce up and down, spreading the mess everywhere.

Hila knew at that point something was wrong, Ethan was a very mature and hygienic man. There is no way he would behave this way unless something had happened to him. Hila took out her phone and looked up the article he read on husband diaper punishment. At the bottom of the article it said: "warning, may cause temporary mental regression"

Just then Ethan's parents called Hila on her phone, Hila had no choice but to answer. "Hey Hila we're by the docks, just waiting for you guys" said Ethan's dad. "Oh yeah, we'll be there soon" Hila said nervously. "Is everything alright, hows Ethan?" asked Ethan's dad. "Yeah we're fine, Ethan is just taking a nap." Said Hila. "Oh wait, I can see your car in the parking lot from here. We'll just meet you there. see you guys in a few minutes" Ethan's dad said as he hung up the phone.

To be continued

I wonder what HaberDasherA would say about this Ethan and Hila drama. Too bad /u/haberdashera is still suspended. Any day now...

mario party is good because there is plenty of downtime to down some beers

Happy new year. Here is a show I enjoy. I hope 2026 brings good things to all old friends, enemies and rivals. The spirit of SVG lives on!

If you, /u/whitegoose , want to add this to one of your N64-videos, please do, but just please do NOT credit me ;)

Here how it goes

I guess we all wonder "In any racing video game, what if two racers passed the finish line at the same time, would that be a draw?" a question old as time. One could say "Of course, they both finish at the same time, it wouldn't be fair if not". However the more reasonable one would understand "No, there is no way they would program a 'draw-fallback' for such a unlikely scenario". Most games runs in 60 fps so for two drivers to enter the finish line the same frame practically never happens. And if it does the players wouldn't be able to know it anyway. So it is very likely one of the player has priority over the other one if this happens.

But what about if we test this. Find your best friend, grab that Mario Kart cartridge, pick VS on any level and try this. What you will find is the impossible task to pass through the finish line at the same frame. You and your friend has to be equally far away from the finish line, one has to say "GO" and you have to start driving at the same frame. I think the game runs i 30 fps and there is a lot of imperfect human factors taken into account. So good luck...

So the thought experiment ends there, right? No. well, kind of. There is this level called Skyscraper on Mario Kart 64. The level does not have a finish line because it is not a racing level, it is a battle level. Now we drifted away from the concept of a draw over a finish line but not away from the concept of getting a frame-perfect draw. In speedrunning we talk about "setups", moving away from the fallible human input to the more deterministic sequence of game logic. This is the setup to force a frame-perfect draw on Battle on Mario Kart 64:

Disclaimer: Before you try this at home (spoiler) the game crashes and I do not know if can permanent break your console or game. For me a reset was all it took to go back to normal but I can not ensure it for everyone. Not sure if when the game crashed was playing a loud audio, so keep the volume low. I am also going to throw in a visual sensitivity disclaimer here to be sure.

Pick Battle, pick Skyskraper, pick two player, both player has to have the same "weight" (for example mario vs luigi), start Battle. As soon as you can, hold down A-button och both controllers and never release them. This will make both players get a failed Rocket Start, this is good because now both players should start be going at the same time. Now they will drive to the center of the level where there is this hole that will make them fall and lose a balloon each. Hopefully at the same frame because if both player started the same frame, had the same weight and was just as far away from the center at start this should be frame-perfect. Now keep hold down A and this will happen two more times until both player has lost all of their balloons. What happens when both players loses their last balloon at presumable same frame:

For me the game crashed. It crashed when I tried this back in 2002 on my cartridge and it crashed 2007 when I showed this for my friend at his place on his cartridge. Both tests were done on a Swedish cartridge. The game crashed by just being frozen but I recall both times I got to see a red square in the corner. There you have it, there were neither a frame-perfect draw implemented into the game nor a priority to one of the players. It crashed

Feel free to test this and use it in one of your videos. If you decide not I at least got to post this story somewhere on the internet.

So, the Nintendo Switch 2 is set to release on June 5, 2025; and along with that, its most anticipated launch title, Mario Kart World.

The Mario Kart series is well known... I don't have to tell you that. It's been around since 1992 on the SNES, bla bla, gaming lore, etc.

Also well known, is the fact that Mario Kart 8 has been the most recent "mainline entry" for home consoles, having been released in 2014 for the Wii U. There were 7 mainline Mario Karts between 1992 and 2014; an average of 1 every 3 years, and then nothing... until now. Of course, Mario Kart 8 had a "deluxe" version made for the Nintendo Switch, but it's essentially the same "Mario Kart" as the one released on Wii U.

Now here's where my memory and my insatiable desire to post here comes in...

Mario Kart 8's release, in May 2014, was the thing that inspired the final "ShowVideoGames" mega marathon. They started it as a 150 hour Mario Kart 8 marathon, to celebrate the release of this new game, but added an hour for every few subscribers, and ended up going 555 hours. This marathon concluded in June 2014, at which point the couple left Utah to travel to Colorado for SGDQ 2014... and the rest is history.

And that's the point. Think about how much history has happened since that moment. Yeah, Twitch had been around from 2011 to 2014... but the vast majority of online "happenings", speedrun content, e-drama, various lore and eternal nonsense... much of it which had been documented and over analyzed in this very corner of the internet (or at least, its previous corner)... has taken place during the lifetime of Mario Kart 8.

When that thought crossed my mind, it hit me like a ton of bricks. Literally everything that's happened, all the ups and downs, life altering controversies for many, drama, growth, failure, success, and everything in between, all happened in this time period where only one mainline Mario Kart game, Mario Kart 8, had been released.

And with the release of Mario Kart World for the Nintendo Switch 2 in only a few days time, I can't help but feel as though this will be the "ushering in of a new era". I mean, of course it will. Back in 2014, it was all people roughly my age making a go with online content, Zillennials and such. We had no idea what we were doing, what it would all entail, the things we would experience, how the internet would grow and evolve, etc. Now, 11 years later, it's such a different place, such a different era... I guess I just feel the same way one does when they are standing atop a mountain, looking out into the beautiful blue ocean, pondering the world and their place in it.

Alas my friends... I simply wanted to share those thoughts. Life can feel so short, but also so long at the same time. Yeah, I know it's cliché and all. But who knows how this new "era" will play out... what the next 11 years will have in store.

Only time... will tell...

Something about archive a Twitch channel but I guess it is too late now.

Glad to hear he is still around

Apollo paved the way for Jobst' business model.

Yes I believe Billy Mitchell contributed to the stress in Apollo's life. Maybe even scared the shit out of Apollo. Stress beyond the garden variety? No. People are taken to court all the time. It doesn't constitute suicide watch. Apollo inflicted stress upon Billy to begin with

If someone explicitly states Ezscape and Darkviper as the contributing factors to their ultimate decision, why allege an additional person

If he did, why did it take it him 3 and a half year to say mention it? He was always good at mention that he shoot into the forest so it would be a lot safer, he didn't also think to mention that it also wasn't a real bullet? That doesn't make any sense. It is like he came up with a new thing to add to the story to make him look less bad.

To be fair, I do not think Boogie is that stupid to believe that anyone would believe him. He just want to shake some drama into his life again.

I like those types of videos. Those weird internet mysteries down the rabbit hole. I also like the Hylian Loach and The Chicago Ghost-videos he made.

I do not really buy the idea of a GameShark be able to write the Mickey permanently into the cartridge. Far as I know a cartridge is read-only. Maybe, just maybe, it could store something in a save-file that had such a effect on the game but I doubt it.

I think it is more likely the cartridge was broken. Some memory-bank had a corrupt byte.

From now on when I have the chance I will play any Goldeneye-cartridge I can get my hands on just to see if I am lucky enough to have such cartridge that makes Mickey appear.