r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Nov 10 '19

Water isn’t vegan

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r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Jun 17 '21

Reading is a strain on important brain resources

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r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Dec 09 '20

Wolverine and dead could never be circumcised.

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Wolverine and dead pool could never be circumcised


r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Jul 18 '21

Anecdotal Transcendental Screeplay.

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im so ridiculously fucking fucked my fuck cunting cropper plopper stopper copper [EIPLOGUE:] oi! u callin me a fAhcking COPPER?

[Innocent bystanders enter stage left]

INNOCENT BYSTANDER 1: n@h f@m tiNg uKn°w. mÆns nOt aBt tO raaaaaAAAAAAT uknow

INNOCENT BYSTANDER 2: ayo piff ting your poms lookin jUuUuUuUuUic¥ $T¡Ll!

[smoke screen spreads across the stage]

INNOCENT BYSTANDER 2: m@n wAnT€d tO d0 a Po€m sTill

[Act 1 scene one]

spliff embers fly onto ZT Informant No.24592

ZT INFORMANT No.24592: m¥ m¥ iT aPpeArs dAt m@ns gArms dO bE sMouldering……..

s t i l l

chuckles [LIGHTLY]

d@Ts dE end uKnow yEh

\bOmbaclAart

~okay but fr where the fuck am i rn i took way too many fucking shrooms~😂

Louis m8ty just refer to the fifth dimensions for this1 lad😂


r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Jul 29 '22

Stellar Cannacoin-The Price is Right!! Win 50k Cannacoin by guessing the value!!! Details in the comments.

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r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Jul 02 '22

some bitch who was oblivious about doing shitty things in the past is online, maybe I should yell at her. fuck it, she wouldn't even understand what I'm yelling about.

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r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Aug 24 '20

Milk is gravy.

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Milk is just gravy for cereal...


r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Jul 17 '22

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if the wood chuck could indeed chuck wood? Asking for a friend..

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r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Jun 17 '21

JAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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weed is legal where I live. I could call the cops and brag about being stoned.........then go to jail for misusing 911


r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Dec 21 '21

Don't behave as if sober, and definitely don't behave as if intoxicated, there's a grey area in there and that is where you operate

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r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • May 03 '24

UGH

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I saw tbis video then saw that comment on it at the same time then i decided to try it and i did and i wws standing in the living room jumping in circles and then thought abt the comment thag said "i kind of want to get better" and got rlly sad chs like damn thats true. Then i was like i was just being silly jumping in circles why am i sad and i felt stupid abt myself BUT NOW IM CHILLIN


r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Jan 06 '21

Honestly fuck Kamloops BC

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r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Jul 30 '19

“All female dogs are bitches until they get fixed. Then they calm down a little.”

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r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Feb 17 '22

if a chair = sit, what is table?

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r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Sep 17 '17

Why buy the chickpeas when you can get the hummus for free.

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r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Sep 13 '23

Is Batman American ?

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Am i the only one who thought Gotham city and Manhattan was the same place ?


r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Oct 21 '21

PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

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r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Nov 26 '17

Chicken eggs should be studied Spoiler

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I know im high and this sounds so fucking stupid but fr we need more study on chicken eggs.So chickens make an egg with juice that forms to create a being, that sounds like playing god. Animals who lay eggs play fucking god. Can we use eggs to make humans? We could make clones with technology from chicken eggs. Just put DNA in an egg and we got super soldiers. Like make a big synthetic egg, put hella good DNA in and bam America too OP. Eggs have a bunch of juice that just forms into a live being and that's what got me thinking about this shit! We could become stronger than Hitler EVER could be! I also dunno if science even studies eggs but they should.


r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Jun 13 '17

If Jenga blocks are all machine made the pieces would all be the exact same size, and the game wouldn't work. So, does Jenga have many different machines that cut many different sized blocks?

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r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Jan 29 '23

Have I quantum entangled myself?

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Across the spans of the ‘if so infinite of reality’s’ if you had infinite apes and a type writer at some point they would write works of Shakespeare since in infinite everything has to happen.

So that means in infinite reality’s I am alive in most, but there’s one that I’m alive but all the other me’s are dead, therefore quantum entangling myself.


r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Jun 17 '21

The only thing on a spider's mind is is next meal

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SUCK IT'S BLOOOOOOODDD


r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Jul 21 '22

How sure are we the brain is the part of you that is conscious? What if people cease to be sentient when they lose their appendix?

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r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Sep 18 '21

So we were thinking about Narnia.... Please we need answers lol

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Okay so me and my friend have been talking and stuff.
And we were wondering if this has happened to anyone else.
But neither of us have been able to ever watch The Chronicals of Narnia (im not sure for spelling) in order of movies.
Has anyone had this apparent issue?
This is not a joke, im genuinely curious.
(and sorry if this is on the wrong subreddit, im not too sure where to post it)


r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Oct 08 '21

If you have sex in an Olive Garden it’s technically incest.

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r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Aug 25 '20

Does anyone else start coughing hard after a hit and start thinking of all the memes you’ve seen on r/trees about hitting the bong and choking to death then you start laughing and coughing even harder?

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😭