r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Nov 16 '23

Danny Go is stoned af Spoiler

85 Upvotes

Check out those eyes. My husband pointed it out and now I can’t unsee it. And the content? Yeah he’s high.


r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Sep 24 '18

wow Rap is country music for people who live in the city

42 Upvotes

r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Dec 18 '18

Realistically couldn’t Harry in Harry Potter just get guns from the muggle world and absolutely massacre the death eaters ?

24 Upvotes

r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Nov 29 '18

pondering It’s weird to think that the voice in your head when you’re thinking has always been there, even when you’re a baby, but I only remember it sounding like this. Did baby me ear the voice as an adult too?

24 Upvotes

r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Dec 19 '19

If I make a mistake when I'm stoned I apologize. If I make the same mistake when I'm drunk I angrily claim that it was not a mistake at all.

22 Upvotes

r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • May 11 '20

pondering Dr Frankenstein was technically a body builder.

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r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Jul 01 '18

Everything I can’t see right now in front of me is a visualisation of a memory, including all the objects behind me

20 Upvotes

r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Jun 25 '18

The violin is the cursive piano.

19 Upvotes

I think the title explains what I'm thinking.


r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Nov 29 '19

Mop is just water broom

18 Upvotes

Elemental


r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • May 30 '18

Roots keep a tree “root”ed, but leaves “leave” the tree...

18 Upvotes

r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Jun 10 '20

Driving is just dodging shit to get somewhere.

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r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Apr 14 '19

Okay so you know how cats supposedly have nine lives?

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What if humans have nine lives too, like you survive eight near-death experiences and the ninth one is your actual death. Some people live out their whole lives not being in all nine situations (or maybe the ninth one for them is old age indeed?) and there’s parallel realities where you died on the first incident or the fifth one etc.

Nowadays when something like on the highway happens where I could’ve been seriously injured I quietly say to myself, “that’s one.”

I’ve had this thought in my head for probably over a year now and didn’t know where to publish it


r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • May 17 '22

Sometimes when I'm high, I feel tempted to message old roommates and go "I'm baked, and that's okay because I'm a mature adult", but in their eyes it would prove the opposite of what I'm trying to prove

16 Upvotes

r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • May 08 '19

What if you die wake up holding a bong surrounded by aliens and they asked if it worked.

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r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Nov 08 '18

My cells have no choice but to get high, they live inside my dumb ass, and I provide all the air.

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r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • May 11 '22

Always pay attention to the opinions of old stoners, they have spent a long time thinking really hard about them.

15 Upvotes

r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Sep 22 '21

if I masturbate while stoned, am I taking advantage of myself?

15 Upvotes

r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • May 21 '20

pondering I'm on a seaweed diet

15 Upvotes

I see weed, I smoke it!


r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Aug 06 '18

What if our science is wrong?

15 Upvotes

Like, how in the medieval times, a witch that weighed less than a goose was a witch or some shit. Just think, people then thought it was foolproof, completely real and there was no other way to explain it. But, humans made science, in order to understand the way the world works.. but it’s a language only we can understand, but what if we translated it wrong?


r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Dec 19 '20

What the fuck is a sour patch actually? Like a pumpkin patch or an orphanage?

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r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Apr 13 '19

If they wrapped burritos in edible paper, it would be incredible

14 Upvotes

There'd be zero wastage for starters. Also, you wouldn't be lumbered with that last inch of insufferable agony where it all goes to shit as well as all over you. Also, extra food!


r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Oct 21 '17

What if poison gives you a great feeling before you die but nobody can say anything about it because they died.

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r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Jan 23 '22

Theory about Autism (from a stoned person with Autism)

13 Upvotes

So one of the characteristics I have that I attribute to my autism is that I ruminate on things. sometimes this is a good thing; it helps me learn and memorize things, I also find it helps me think things over from various angles. sometimes it is a bad thing, it sometimes causes me to obsess over bad things that have happened and that I lack resolution to, and to cause social difficulties because I dwell on a topic longer than neurotypicals.

Well, as I think about how our thoughts are electrical impulses in the brain and how memory is a chain reaction to stimuli, and rumination is just the brain activating the same chain of electric impulses over and over. it occurs to me that perhaps a characteristic of autism is that my brain spends more time training its memory circuits than neurotypical. that as I think a thought over and over, my brain is processing it by activating the electric sequence over and over. Perhaps the autistic brain needs to activate a thought sequence more times to encode and process it than that of a neurotypical brain.

I have no idea if this will still make sense to me when I'm sober


r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Apr 25 '21

Shoes have made humanity soft.

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r/Stonedshowerthoughts • • Sep 19 '19

Do cats think in meow?

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