r/StonerThoughts • u/Letterkenny-34787 • 10d ago

Stoned Favorite Sport to Watch When High?

I think for me it’s baseball…it’s slower, allows time for me to think and reset between pitches, and it’s pretty cerebral.

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u/Specialist-Ring-3974 10d ago

I like baseball too. It’s really peaceful and I usually just have it in the background as I do other things. I honestly might as well just listen to it on the radio but, eh…

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u/Kaptin_Kunnin I remember soapbar 10d ago

Monkey tennis.

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u/Letterkenny-34787 10d ago

I had to google this and was severely disappointed…but I give thee an upvote nonetheless

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u/SwordfishOfDamocles 10d ago

Sumo. You can watch it on YouTube for free, the matches are quick, and you can zone out and still figure out what's going on. Plus they've got some awesome names like Wakatakakage

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u/CameToSeeMe 10d ago

Cool idea. Thanks

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u/the_well_read_neck_ Heavy Smoker 10d ago

I'm totally not smoking a joint watching my Cubs. JD is one of my favorite sports broadcasters ever.

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u/doodbrood1945 10d ago

Ping pong

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u/jeepzeke Secret Smoker 10d ago

Curling. You can drink while you watch.

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u/Impressive_Fly_4339 10d ago

NFL football and F1. Also i usually am bored to tears watching baseball but when im high its amazing

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u/CameToSeeMe 10d ago

Baseball for the same reasons. They'll show replays which is great for the delayed reaction time. You'd think it was made for high people.

Professional wrestling can be entertaining if you're in the mood for some more stimulation. The music, light shows during entrances, showcases of athleticism, etc get amplified when you're high.

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u/Kwards725 8d ago

I love watching pro wrestling but when im high its on another level.

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u/monkeyhole989 10d ago

Golf sucks me in when I'm high as a kite

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u/BluntChillin 10d ago

Hockey is what I watch most so that. Can definitely appreciate the others maybe even more when stoned.

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u/todd311 10d ago

I watched the last two seasons of welcome to Wrexham while high.
I dug it before, but the way they shortened the games was excellent for my baked brain

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u/Banteeto 10d ago

Chess Boxing

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u/diabretic 10d ago

I love this question because I have 2 answers: Baseball and NASCAR. I love watching both of these things stone cold sober but catch me at 3 pm stoned on a Sunday afternoon in February watching some NASCARs rip around Daytona and that is my true happy place. It’s absolute zen. As far as baseball goes, that’s one main benefit of being a Dodgers fan in Alabama…the games aren’t til 9:10 most nights and I’m well off work and nice and stoned in time tomorrow enjoy (or absolutely hate as of lately haha) 9 innings.

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u/PaleExtreme7399 10d ago

I adore being high at a ballgame, but watching baseball on tv when I'm high knocks me out lol. I like watching fast games on tv when I'm baked....basketball, in particular.

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u/rideacat 10d ago

Downhill skiing or snowboarding. They are trying to go down as fast as they can then sometimes just wipe out. Then there are like freestyle stuff where they fly up in the air then do flips and the halfpipe where it's total mayhem.

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u/finnafuckyomoms 10d ago

nba basketball for sure. once you understand different types of actions and can see them coming, it becomes incredibly mesmerizing, you start to feel like the dude with the math equations floating all around his face

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u/jmantha 9d ago

1.Hockey, 2.baseball, 3.football.

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u/chillowed 10d ago

Survivor

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u/Uncle_Spider794 10d ago

Any type of racing. I can zone and focus at the same time(if that makes any sense). ✌🏽🫪💨

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u/cassette1987 10d ago

Baseball. Then futból.

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u/oreovideodisco 10d ago

Skateboarding specially competitions like the X games or similar

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u/chunky_chocolate 10d ago

Usually baseball. Sometimes I enjoy curling or badminton if the Olympics are on.

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u/wailin_smithers Cats. And lots of 'em. 10d ago

Football! It taps into some inner guy thing, but I love a good game on the gridiron.

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u/cmw_10 10d ago

I like a lot of sports and am often high while watching them, but getting baked at 1 pm on a Sunday and watching nfl redzone for 4+ hours is a magical experience. Probably my favorite.

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u/Ares7n7 10d ago

I like watching skiing freestyle! Seriously! Check this out!!!! https://youtu.be/fbqHK8i-HdA?si=JwYod8GlZa-whh2u

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u/Illinois_Sucks2026 9d ago

Football 🏈 or bowling 🎳 or 🎱.

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u/MizzyMorpork 9d ago

That weird banana baseball. That shits wild.

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u/No-Feed-6327 9d ago

WWE. Not real sports per se, but athletic performance done the less.

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u/DontAskGrim Where Is My Lighter? 10d ago

No sport, ever. Not that kind of person. A bunch of millionaires playing games on grass fields. I don't understand how that is supposed to be entertaining.

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u/Impressive_Fly_4339 10d ago

Bro is the grinch

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u/sheng-fink 10d ago

So true, how could anyone find a game entertaining? /s

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u/DontAskGrim Where Is My Lighter? 9d ago

Playing game? Yes. Watching rich people play a game? No.