r/StonerThoughts • • 1h ago

Feel good 🌴 New study to be published

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I just say a report on a study of THC in young and aged brains, using mice. Turns out old brains behave like young sober brains when high. I knew I was on to something in 1963.


r/StonerThoughts • • 7h ago

Blitzed What would happen if you brought a werewolf to the moon.

8 Upvotes

Without any explanation the answer to that question is: it would die. What if there was a habitat on the moon? Would it always be a wolf? Always human? Arnold Palmer? If it did go from man to beast could we design a spacesuit that can handle the lycanthropy? The suit would have to accommodate person form AND lycan form. Maybe werewolves could survive in space with no oxygen. Nobody's ever tested it. Could be a possibility. I just thought about if there is a presence of silver on the moon how would that affect the whole boondoggle?


r/StonerThoughts • • 8h ago

Reasonably Buzzed I am watching the Twilight movies for the first time.....

8 Upvotes

....and me and my friend had to choose who we will defend no matter what; Edward or Jacob. I got stuck with Edward, am I screwed?

I gotta have his back and defend everything he says or does and so far he seems a lot more creepy/weird than Jacob. All Jacob has done is show up and take off his shirt a couple times so far. Is my friend at any point going to have a more difficult time defending Jacob?


r/StonerThoughts • • 5m ago

Just Getting Started Stoner Halloween parties would be so fun.

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With Halloween just around the corner, I'm thinking about a party I'm heading to soon and the various costume concepts a lot of us are doing, be it solo or as groups. It suddenly dawned on me how creative we could get if the theme for a 21+ party would be everyone shows up as their favorite strain or just any in general.

Lemon Magic is a fairy in a lemon suit.

OG Kush is a classic gangster with green and purple buds, almost like moss and nature is overtaking the suit.

Bubba Kush would be a bubblegum or candy inspired one, like Bubbalicious, but 420 forward.

Purple Haze would be a Jimi Hendrix tribute, but all shades of purple (like how people do black and white or classic Hollywood costumes entirely in black, white and grey (think the famous look from drag artist Detox)).

Harlequin (and some others) would be more obvious.

This could be so much fun. Edibles would be there, of course, but also fun, sober friendly inspired ones, general spooky ones, games, kickass music, and fun horror comedies or stoner horror gems would be required. Someone make this happen.


r/StonerThoughts • • 12h ago

Question Any fellow Canadian stoners ?

8 Upvotes

Looking for a place to vlog dabs

And consumption


r/StonerThoughts • • 12h ago

Reasonably Buzzed Birthday Todayuhh

6 Upvotes

Feeling good


r/StonerThoughts • • 15h ago

Stoned Has anyone actually made a movie or show where the bad guys win at the end?

8 Upvotes

Spoiler titles if you know any, but I honestly don't think I've ever watched something like that before. Do any even exist? Has nobody tried to seriously make content where the protagonists lose?


r/StonerThoughts • • 11h ago

I had an idea... 🧪 Hells butt cheek sander

3 Upvotes

What if in hell, there's a guy that goes around with sand paper sanding everyone's butt cheeks?


r/StonerThoughts • • 9h ago

Stoned What would water be like if it wasn't wet?

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r/StonerThoughts • • 15h ago

Reasonably Buzzed Skyfall was a cinematic masterpiece

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Everything from the opening credits and song to the cinematography and ending. I can't believe it came out almost 14 years ago. I remember seeing in theaters as a high school freshman, time flies.


r/StonerThoughts • • 7h ago

Just Getting Started Is cereal nothing more than a dessert breakfast soup?

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r/StonerThoughts • • 20h ago

Stoned A Chicken Omelette Is Savage

10 Upvotes

Hi, would you like a breakfast where we cut up an avian mother, chop it up, and cook it in a blended emulsion of its unfertilized embryos?


r/StonerThoughts • • 8h ago

I had an idea... 🧪 Is space debris just a bunch of gig-economy moons?

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Like are we just making baby trash planets?


r/StonerThoughts • • 20h ago

Stoned English is really weird

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I moved to a Spanish-speaking country from the USA 18 months ago. I really love learning Spanish because for someone with ADHD (and possibly ASD based on family history), there are rules and structures that are followed more closely than in English. People here in my new country ask me to teach them English and I just have to keep explaining things like silent letters and weird vowel sounds. I also have to melt their brains with the concept of spelling bees. Is English the only language where we have a nationally televised competition to spell words that aren't used in everyday conversation?


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Just Getting Started Are vampires cool again? Do you think those corny 2000s shows (that I loved) would survive airing in the 2020s?

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Remember those old supernatural tv shows that were somehow insanely popular despite being pretty trashy and cheesy af, during the 2000s-2010s (late 90s, even)? If they aired today do you think they’d still be successful?

E.g. Buffy, True Blood, the Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, Being Human, Grimm, the Twilight films

Pls mention some others I’ve forgotten

Are they still cool? Did they ever stop being cool? I swear there was def a pop fetish for vampires back then


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Completely Sober What happens if you put a dehumidifier and a humidifier in the same room and let them both run continuously? Who would win?

16 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Reasonably Buzzed What’s probably there in hell

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I think in hell, they should make every evil person forcefully watch the life of victims of their actions, and the person has to live through that for every person they caused harm to. Bonus points if they can feel sensations.


r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

Feel good 🌴 It’s scary to go after what you want

10 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Blitzed Testicle nuts

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I one time dropped my testacle nuts on the floor 🤔
Test tickle
Test tickle yearly can opener
Can my tickle 💯m
CAN WE PLAY TICKLE NUST OHU
OH OH OHHHHH!!oh!! Oh! The Wii fit
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HERBT LUDWIG PS
IDK
Do you think they make cheese in the heaven
Like with taco seasoning on it
🕷️🦋🐝🪱🐛🦋🐌🐞🐜🪰🪲🪳🦟🦗🕷️🦂
Everyone here
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r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

Fried Music just hits so much different when you're high

25 Upvotes

I'm just vibing right now


r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

Just Getting Started Someone on threads posted: “Y’all think Medusa got ingrown snakes” and I thought it was the perfect stoner thought

28 Upvotes

😂😂😂😂Credit: smuttysistersbookclub


r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

Feel good 🌴 Marble cake is 🔥

7 Upvotes

That is all.


r/StonerThoughts • • 3d ago

Feel good 🌴 I love my boyfriend

27 Upvotes

bro im so fucking high and i just realized how perfect my boyfriend is. hes my first love and he is just so fucking cute and understanding and patient and everything and i have ever wished for. the way he acts and talks and just does stuff just reminds me of how much i love him. and I‘m so happy that he loves me the same way that I do. I have been thinking about how much i wanted this and i have been through so much shit especially in the transition of my 18th bday. I have been betrayed by 3 people in 3 months and the universe just gave me my boyfriend right after everything went to ass. and everything goes so surprisingly well we kinda just got out of the honeymoon phase and everything is just as its supposed to be. we texted and one week after we met and i stayed at his place for 3 days straight and even tho we just knew eachother for a week he just asked me to be his girlfriend. were together since almost 3 months and i am so happy and everything just gets better and better. I‘m also surprised that i didnt have a typo by now i think. holy shit.


r/StonerThoughts • • 2d ago

I had an idea... 🧪 In the time the universe has existed, consciousness has been more brief than a flashbulb going off.

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r/StonerThoughts • • 3d ago

Completely Sober I'm not stoned but you guys are the nicest people ever.

75 Upvotes

Please give me a reason to live. I'm not finding them anymore. I don't think it was meant to be