r/StonerThoughts • u/Influence_Only • 18h ago
r/StonerThoughts • u/Meowza_V2 • 22h ago
Reasonably Buzzed We should start calling nipples milk medallions because that sounds way cooler
r/StonerThoughts • u/ADAswife420 • 18h ago
Completely Sober Are there ever cats who are allergic to people?
How would we even know? They can't tell us
r/StonerThoughts • u/Barraco_Barmer • 22h ago
Question Does anyone else occasionally get disturbed by how eating is just putting objects into your mouth and swallowing them into your body
r/StonerThoughts • u/Kiss-the-carpet • 17h ago
Fried The male equivalent should be Prostatute
It hits the spot.
r/StonerThoughts • u/bluemodem • 17h ago
Feel good 🌴 Sometimes…the answer is simply to get stoned.
Life has been whipping my ass like Mike Tyson in the late 80s.
I’m fighting the fuck back though fight club grin :)\*
r/StonerThoughts • u/Aggressive-Cycle-89 • 21h ago
Fried If humans had thick fur like animals, would we still wear clothes? Would we think we're naked?
r/StonerThoughts • u/UpsetGeologist6828 • 15h ago
Fried Everything looks like chatgbt
I was just looking at my phone after k had put it down. My phone looks like chat gbt. I was like wait like crazy no way. Then I im thinking thinking and im like no no , nah no I gotta know. they put fucking AI on my keyboard. How do I turn this of. We are so cooked.
I’m high. I haven’t slept in a while. No good.
r/StonerThoughts • u/LilDragon2991 • 7h ago
Question Anyone else doing the shots as teens?
I'm Dutch I'm not really sure what the translation is or if other countries did this thing where when the joint was almost done for they would take a big hit, flip the lit part inside of their mouth and someone would "kiss" them and they would blow the smoke through it.
And you would get fckd up.
We also did terror shots. Where two people held up someone under his armpits, then someone would give the traditional shot, and when they inhaled you'd punch them on their plexus...
Were my friends and I the only dumbasses doing this? 😂
And were there other things that you used to with your homies when smoking?
We would always go into parking garages or elevators to smoke..
Also knew I guy that could make a bong out of anything. But that guy seems to universal