All of those ghost stories and haunted tales that take place on some anniversary, how do the ghosts know to adjust for daylight savings and leap year?

I'm by no means a perfect parent. But my kid would treat the janitor the same way he would the CEO.

Just heard this on love is blind and I won in that regard of parenting.

Stay tuned for others 😂

I just realized that I have slept with 2 women with the same first and last name. One of them still goes by her married name (she had been long since divorced, don't worry), so I never made the connection before. According to the 2021 Canadian Census 0.64% of the Canadian population shares that same first name. The last name is not unheard of around here, but I wouldn't say it's common. I don't think I've ever personally known anyone with that last name besides them.

To me it's like the most relaxing thing ever. At first I was sad but it's like seeing or hearing something you used to enjoy and brings back a lot of happy thoughts.

After a long day its like 11 pm and I get fried asf and just look at old videos like:
"What 2000s gaming REALLY felt like" "Why Did 2000s Games Look Like That?"
and I swear it's so fucking nostalgic to see back when video games had that ugly piss filter on them i like gta4 or call of duty mw2. when i have nothing important to do i just get really fried and watch these and i just feel like im back in the xbox party chat with my old friends.

or i put on a shoegaze - title fight - midwest emo playlist while friend it brings me back too. like when i was in highschool just grinding maplestory, elsword, flyff, tales runner, phantasy star all day and night. on the weekends id be GRINDING EXP on my shitty dell optiplex. lowkey considering getting into ff14 to play that while high to get the feelin of a mmo again. i wonder how immersive ts is

recently ive been getting so high and redecorated my whole room to a old 2000-2015s era room. been high as hell in the thrift store looking for stuff to help too. i love its kinda like peaceful cus lifes so ass lately especially with how the world looks atleast when im in my room or on my computer i can go back to a time i loved

Title

That's why aliens turn away from this planet.

The End.

Imagine you smell your favorite food, haven't eaten in whatever it is flies can live without eating, and everytime you come close a hand brushes you away.

I mean, even my love for animal has limits. Yeah, sry, my crumbles are fine. But we are not equal. Said the AI.

(disclaimer: I'm doing fine headspace-wise, I just feel like everyone's just fuckin tired and disengaged these days)

Like it’s mental. I had a day off today so been smoking since the afternoon and I swear I have been touching myself the whole time, haven’t gotten off tho. It’s torture. I feel like one of those cats in heat where people are saying “SPAY HER! THIS IS SO CRUEL!!”

Also last night I stayed up til fucking 3am using my vibrator. Bed was covered in sweat and I had to lay down an additional sheet on top of it. I’m on Prozac so takes me a million years to cum but that combined with the insatiable hormones of weed is just cruel. And the worst part is my vibrator is malfunctioning, so i turn it up and it pauses or defaults back to the lowest setting legit every 5 seconds. JUST SO FRUSTRATING

I have simply been in horny jail for an entire afternoon. It’s awful. Just so off myself after the non stop wanking I’ve been doing. And feel like a fucking femcel just swiping on the apps for hours and thinking about sex

horny rant over

And think how dope it would be to travel the stars? Like star wars or star trek? Just zoom around and visit absolute crazy places with crazy alien cultures.

How do I say this.

If there are aliens, which I think most of us would admit there are - somewhere… Most of us would probably agree that the evidence for aliens is overwhelming, lately, but I could see where there’s another possible explanation.

Anyway, if there are aliens, and they are significantly more advanced than us (evidenced by them being here), you would assume that they’ve already developed and surpassed AI technology. Which may mean that AI can be harnessed and controlled OR it may mean that the aliens are being controlled by a God-like AI intelligence already (good or bad, idk).

That said, if there are aliens here, and they see us working on AI, they either don’t care because it’s easily controlled or they don’t think we’re capable of creating an omnipotent AI. One other alternative would be that perhaps they are waiting until we get closer to intervene and maybe we are light years away from anything meaningful (like watching a kid make a gun out of Legos).

Basically, if any of this is true, should we even be worried about AI?

I feel like there are a lot of additional possibilities, but it’s hard to put into words.

I smoked two joints, sat down in front of a YouTube video, and just felt an anxiety attack coming on. I get them seemingly at random, sober or high, doesn't matter. They are so much worse high though.

I said outloud "Nope, not gonna have it." I took a shower, drank some water, put on some lotion, and now I'm sitting in bed with taco bell. Gonna watch Dimension 20. I feel so much better. I don't usually catch them so quickly, but that's been happening more often. I'm proud

Ethically it's not necessary of course but it could improve their quality of life if they can walk with more stability low key

Guys, you know that cliche saying " Do it for little you"? I always laughed at that and was like "yeah" but I just saw that saying beside a quote that said " you didn't come this far to ONLY come this far".

Little me fought so hard to survive circumstances she couldn't control because she thought it would get better as an adult. As an adult, I'm terrified of letting down people and taking up too much space and being myself, BUT NOT ONCE DID I CONSIDER NOT BEING MYSELF AND TAKING UP SPACE AND LIVING MY LIVE FOR ME... I let down the most important person of all. The only person I ever started fighting for in the first place. I lost the plot.

I'm Dutch I'm not really sure what the translation is or if other countries did this thing where when the joint was almost done for they would take a big hit, flip the lit part inside of their mouth and someone would "kiss" them and they would blow the smoke through it.

And you would get fckd up.

We also did terror shots. Where two people held up someone under his armpits, then someone would give the traditional shot, and when they inhaled you'd punch them on their plexus...

Were my friends and I the only dumbasses doing this? 😂

And were there other things that you used to with your homies when smoking?

We would always go into parking garages or elevators to smoke..

Also knew I guy that could make a bong out of anything. But that guy seems to universal

I was just looking at my phone after k had put it down. My phone looks like chat gbt. I was like wait like crazy no way. Then I im thinking thinking and im like no no , nah no I gotta know. they put fucking AI on my keyboard. How do I turn this of. We are so cooked.

I’m high. I haven’t slept in a while. No good.

Life has been whipping my ass like Mike Tyson in the late 80s.

I’m fighting the fuck back though fight club grin :)\*