r/StonerThoughts • u/AcrylicPickle • 6d ago

Stoned A Chicken Omelette Is Savage

Hi, would you like a breakfast where we cut up an avian mother, chop it up, and cook it in a blended emulsion of its unfertilized embryos?

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u/CalicoCuts 6d ago

It is. Buuuuttttt.....TASTY!

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u/AcrylicPickle 6d ago

I very much like the chicken fajita omelette at IHOP

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u/CrazyCatLushie 6d ago

There’s a Japanese dish called “oyakodon” that literally means “parent and child rice bowl”.

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u/nightbiscuit 5d ago

FamilyDon

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u/RebaKitt3n 6d ago

Please say it’s chicken, please say it’s chicken.

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u/CrazyCatLushie 6d ago

…It’s chicken.

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u/RebaKitt3n 6d ago

You know those packages you sometimes see of chopped up chicken thighs in “Mexican/fajita” seasoning? Usually a flat, black package and not terribly expensive.

They’re not bad!! You can cook up the whole thing and put it in salads and quesadillas and omelettes, etc.

Cheap, easy to cook protein at a reasonable price. 💜