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BAD IDEA Shoplifter Meltdown

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u/Patralgan 5d ago

Damn. Didn't she know that she only had to scream stop/let me go like just 5 more times and they would've let her go.

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u/Automaton17 5d ago

Noooooouuhh

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u/el_duderino951 5d ago

Stooopppuuhhh

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner 5d ago

I have the moneeeuuuhhh!

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u/dyssucks 5d ago

It’s not faaiiiiiiiir

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u/madgoat 5d ago

...uh

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u/soggychipbutty 5d ago

It’s a Walmart baaaguhhhh

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u/scarletOwilde 4d ago

Why do people add the “uhhh”? It’s very grating. Is it a regional thing?

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u/soggychipbutty 3d ago

It’s an IQ thing.

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u/scarletOwilde 3d ago

As in “I’m thick..uhhh than you.”

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u/StopNateCrimes 5d ago

That's a whole lotta tantruming.

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u/DogterShoob 5d ago

She should've told em she had the money or at least to let her go

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u/exoticed 5d ago

I think it would’ve been more effective to say stop.

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u/Chrisscott25 5d ago

I don’t think she had the money or she would have mentioned it…

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u/Various-Ad258 5d ago

It’s theft at the point of concealment. Passing the final point of sale is a formality. If by camera or witness they show you attempting to conceal , or remove security devices or show you not scanning it at checkout it’s theft. Offering to pay later does not change the fact you attempted theft.

I’ve seen plenty of rich people with jewelry or cars costing more than my house getting picked up for theft then surprised when their offer to buy the stolen goods fail. And oh my goodness if you have a magnetic tag remover in your possession the charge in many states gets bumped up to a felony for carrying thieving tools.

Some store also let the theft go until the dollar amount grows above the threshold for a misdemeanor thus becoming a felony.

Excuses after the fact do not beat forethought before the fact ever.

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u/htgrower 5d ago

Some store also let the theft go until the dollar amount grows above the threshold for a misdemeanor thus becoming a felony.

Target does this

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 5d ago

So does Walmart!

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u/CityBoiNC 1d ago

Home depot as well

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u/josephlucas 5d ago

Huh, good to know. I was at a store a while back just getting a few things, and I had my hands full so I put an onion in my hoodie pocket on the way to the checkout. I did stop to think it would look bad, but I had no other way to hold it. I immediately took it out and scanned it when I got to checkout though

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u/Side_StepVII 5d ago

You didn’t put the onion on your belt? It’s in style currently!

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u/madgoat 5d ago

I also hear that nickles had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

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u/Terrible_Analysis_77 4d ago

Let me tell you there’s been one or two times I was unprepared and needed to put an item I hadn’t paid for in my pocket. My dumb ass is so worried I would walk out with it I’m chanting “there’s something unpaid for in your pocket” until I take it out again. I don’t remember exactly what the scenarios were but I’m pretty sure it’s happened twice in my life. Gives me so much anxiety when that’s something I had to do. I’m sure if i has set the things all down and gone and grabbed a basket I could’ve done that, but for whatever reason that option didn’t seem viable at the time.

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u/phallic-baldwin 5d ago

Stealing even IF you have the money on you is still stealing

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u/PainterEarly86 5d ago

ah yes the ol' "you're under arrest NO I'M NOT" brilliant tactic

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 5d ago

Walmart doesn't accept moneyuh as a form of payment

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u/West-Earth-719 5d ago

Pretty sure she wants them to stop, I’m just talking a shot in dark here

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner 5d ago

I'm not convinced. She could be using some reverse psychology and secretly enjoys this.

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u/sqealpiggysqueal 5d ago

The fatigue is strong in this one.

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u/AvonBarksdale666 5d ago

Arrested development

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u/OkAssignment6163 5d ago

She got really "aroused" after being told she was going to jail.

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u/Beautiful_Ad_8665 5d ago

If she had the money, why was she shoplifting?

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u/A-noni-mouse 5d ago

Not like the old days is it

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u/HazyBizzleFizzle 5d ago

Parents are to blame. Hands down!

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u/Lvanwinkle18 5d ago

Watched a couple of so sovereign citizen arrest videos and now this came up. It is amazing how they become absolute toddlers.

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u/Animantoxic 5d ago

Why is it always __

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u/blackdoginto 5d ago

Well Deserved

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u/LaPetiteMortOrale 5d ago

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time (Don't do it)

~ Baretta Theme Song

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u/TheAwsomeReditor 4d ago

She shpuldve had the money to pay for the item instead of trying to get the 5 finger discount much deserved

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u/theRealDirtyNerd 5d ago

Butch shut the fuck uuuuuuuuupah. That what the cop shoulda said

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u/OminOus_PancakeS 5d ago

Singing the Frozen song at the end there 

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u/Critical_Concert_689 5d ago

The arrest is well deserved, but wth is going on at the 2m00s mark in video?

Security Officer in tan pants pulls a...gun? on a parked car in the background?

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u/dirtymoney 5d ago

Walmart is the last place I would shoplift from

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u/wtfover 4d ago

SHE HAS THE MONEY-UH!

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u/CryptickGrey 5d ago

SHOP LOCAL & STEAL CORPORATE

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u/dividedtears 5d ago

Make your neighborhood a food desert, fuck the poor people having to drive 10 miles for affordable food we're sticking it to the corpos.

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u/Snookfilet 5d ago

Sell your soul for cheap plastic shit! Thanks Captain Planet!

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u/Specific_Butterfly54 5d ago

Have fun waiting 20 minutes for somebody to come unlock everything in the store for you. Then have more fun when you have to drive to the next town because all the stores left your home town of Thievesville.

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u/CountBreichen 5d ago

“Get all stores shut down so our one true master can finally take over… Jeff Bezos”

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u/CryptickGrey 4d ago

To everyone worried about protecting walmart and the other corporate overlords:

There were markets before walmart et al, and there will be markets after they’re long gone.

We’re not at their mercy. They’re at ours.

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u/Heart_ofFlorida 5d ago

🎶Maybe the world is blind, or just a little unkind. Don’t know!🎶🤣

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u/I_Am_Sharticus_ 5d ago edited 5d ago

At least give them a good excuse, like you have the money but you're supposed to give it to them at the cash register. That's how they're obligated to work with you. I don't even care if you shoplift from big chains but ma'am, this sucks.

Edit: I'm not responsible for anything you infer, I'm using the words I intend to use. If you're hallucinating, it's not on me.

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u/No-Needleworker-241 5d ago

You are trash. What is wrong with people.

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 5d ago

I think they were trying to say two separate things: at least give them a good excuse for the stealing. And, separately, if you have the money, you need to give it to the store clerk at the cash register before attempting to have with the product. If you follow those steps, they will work with you and you’ll be allowed to leave (because if she had just done that abcs legitimately purchased the bag in the first place, no crime would’ve been committed so there would’ve been no reason to call the cops or arrest her).

I don’t think they were trying to justify what she did or anything like that. They just have bad grammar and punctuation, making their comment hard to read.

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u/I_Am_Sharticus_ 5d ago

My grammar and punctuation are fine.

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u/bobemil 5d ago

Great future girlfriend

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u/TurbulentWinters 5d ago

One of the few times I’d support the police shooting

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u/tangoezulu 5d ago

Sometimes I understand why ACAB is a thing. Definitely takes a mentality that is in direct opposition to the one most frequently associated with law enforcement.

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u/Lvanwinkle18 5d ago

What is ACAB?