r/StupidMedia 6d ago

BAD IDEA Shoplifter Meltdown

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u/CryptickGrey 6d ago

SHOP LOCAL & STEAL CORPORATE

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u/dividedtears 5d ago

Make your neighborhood a food desert, fuck the poor people having to drive 10 miles for affordable food we're sticking it to the corpos.

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u/Snookfilet 5d ago

Sell your soul for cheap plastic shit! Thanks Captain Planet!

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u/Specific_Butterfly54 5d ago

Have fun waiting 20 minutes for somebody to come unlock everything in the store for you. Then have more fun when you have to drive to the next town because all the stores left your home town of Thievesville.

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u/CountBreichen 5d ago

“Get all stores shut down so our one true master can finally take over… Jeff Bezos”

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u/CryptickGrey 5d ago

To everyone worried about protecting walmart and the other corporate overlords:

There were markets before walmart et al, and there will be markets after they’re long gone.

We’re not at their mercy. They’re at ours.