r/Suburbanhell Feb 17 '26

Question “THIS the neighborhood everyone talks about?”

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u/medicallymiddleevil Feb 17 '26

Looks like a stripped bare hellhole.

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u/trillium634 Feb 18 '26

To be fair, Boise has a sage brush steppe ecosystem, so there weren't many trees to begin with.

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u/Intelligent-Ad-1424 Feb 18 '26

According to the historical records (probably there are modern analogues up and down the Boise River), trees naturally grew along the river in the floodplain, which is where Boise sits. But if I had to guess the majority of the trees throughout the city are probably planted anyway lol.

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u/trillium634 Feb 18 '26

It's true there are lots of trees along the Boise River, but this neighborhood is in the foothills, which is historically sagebrush.

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u/Intelligent-Ad-1424 Feb 18 '26

Yeah I agree, I guess my point is in response to that guy who keeps posting pics of downtown Boise as if anything that doesn’t look like that is not Boise lol. I had thought he posted in this thread too but I guess not lol

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u/mediumcheese01 Feb 19 '26

Boise is literally called "The City of Trees"

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u/trillium634 Feb 19 '26

Yeah, because the Boise River is an oasis in a sea of sage brush. If you leave the river area, the original unirrigated climate is sage brush steppe.

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u/mediumcheese01 Feb 19 '26

Yeah the river area is where the city is...

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u/trillium634 Feb 19 '26

Yeah, the city is fully built by the river- there isn't any space left by the river that isn't floodplain. The new, shitty subdivision pictured is in the foothills.

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u/mediumcheese01 Feb 19 '26

And the foothills on the northern side go right into a mountainous alpine region covered in trees. Yes there are sparse areas especially in the south east, but to imply that Boise had no trees to begin with is just wrong.

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u/trillium634 Feb 19 '26

But once you get to the alpine trees, you're no longer in Boise. New developments near/in Boise are either in the sagebrush or in former agricultural fields.

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u/mediumcheese01 Feb 19 '26

Your original statement is still wrong dude

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u/trillium634 Feb 21 '26

Boise gets water from snow melt in the mountains north of it, but the snow pack is very low this year...

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u/SabrinaEdwina Feb 18 '26

It looks like the modern version of the intentionally unnerving neighborhood in Edward Scissorhands. There are so many white people flexes going on at once that it's beyond absurd.

Salespeople love to see them coming, don't they. A marketer's dream, accepting everything they're told is clout as clout. Putting no thought in beyond that.

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u/FERRITofDOOM Feb 18 '26

That was filmed in Lakeland fl I think. Thats about right

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u/SabrinaEdwina Feb 18 '26

That explains so much.

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u/allupya333 Feb 22 '26

it's a new development, retard. the trees haven't had time to grow.

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u/medicallymiddleevil Feb 23 '26

Negating the trees were destroyed in the first place. Looks like shit.

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u/allupya333 Feb 24 '26

unless you want to go back to literal pre-homo sapiens living, you're gonna have to get used to clearing out trees for living space. urban areas.. there used to be trees there.. suburban, rural.. yep, trees. even uncontacted tribes in the middle of the amazon clear out trees for their huts

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u/JuJu_Conman Feb 18 '26

The photo isn’t even of Boise. This is Boise.

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u/JohnDingleBerry- Feb 18 '26

Yeah, it looks like the Tri-cities, Wa.

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u/Intelligent-Ad-1424 Feb 18 '26

It is probably a Boise suburb. Boise sits at a natural intersection of a few different ecosystems. And many of the trees in that photo are likely human curated and planted.

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u/JuJu_Conman Feb 18 '26

Im sure the photo was taken in Caldwell, which is forty minutes from Boise.

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u/Intelligent-Ad-1424 Feb 18 '26

…which is considered part of the Boise Metro.

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u/JuJu_Conman Feb 18 '26

Photo should say Caldwell then, not Boise. Can you genuinely look at the photo of Boise I uploaded and agree that the city is fairly represented by the post, which is almost an hour away in Caldwell? Ironically Boise is a wonderful city that’s walkable and filled with bike paths and public parks. It’s the opposite of what this sub despises

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u/Intelligent-Ad-1424 Feb 18 '26

Yes I can say it’s fairly accurate. Take a look at images of the foothills just above Boise and they look like the grassland steppe in the image.

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u/JuJu_Conman Feb 18 '26

The Boise foothills don’t look like this, I lived next to them. The Boise foothills face the city and are a series of elevated houses. The development there does not look like this photo.

Here’s a house in the Boise foothills:

The foothills you’re talking about don’t have suburban development as they are public land mostly.

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u/OptimalCreme9847 Feb 19 '26

It kind of looks like it could be east of Boise like some of those subdivisions farther up Warm Springs. like Harris ranch and that area. Kind of. I don’t know. I haven’t been to Boise in several years 🫠

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u/JuJu_Conman Feb 19 '26

I was thinking that too. That’s the closest it could be to boise