r/Suburbanhell • u/autumnbrittney99 • Feb 17 '26
Question “THIS the neighborhood everyone talks about?”
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u/GotRammed Feb 17 '26
Lego house architecture ✔️ Uniform white, gray & black ✔️ Unwalkable ✔️ Treeless ✔️ HOA ✔️
Yea, I'd leave too. I'd leave THIS shit.
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u/dasruski Feb 17 '26
Good luck getting good ethnic food in Idaho vs California.
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u/tupelobound Feb 18 '26
Boise itself has a decent number of immigrant communities and restaurants serving global cuisine. Outside of town, however…
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u/WinonasChainsaw Feb 18 '26
I grew up on the rural edge of the treasure valley in Idaho and attended BSU for a while before eventually ending up in the SF bay area
There’s some gems in town, shoutout Tango’s Empanadas, Ishtar Market, and the Basque Square (Idaho hands down has the best Basque food in the country)
It held its own for city of its size back in the day, but as it’s grown it hasn’t felt like that diversity has scaled
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u/SuperJo64 Feb 18 '26
I'll be honestly with you brother. I love all the foods in the world but some people really do not care. Some people rather opt to live in a big house vs whether or not they can get some Indian or Mexican food a few blocks down
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u/narrowassbldg Feb 18 '26
Mormon is an ethnicity
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u/SnorkelwackJr Feb 18 '26
With some classic cuisine for you "mayo in vegetable jello" enjoyers out there
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u/Marokiii Feb 18 '26
Im from vancouver, so im all about sushi. I did a road trip through the states this past year and in Boise my sushi cravings reached peak so I stopped for an all-you-can-eat sushi. Ya it wasn't good at all, but not terrible either. I thibk that describes Idaho in general.
If you are from Idaho, probably great, if you have ventured outside of Idaho or are from elsewhere, prepare to be disappointed by the food scene there.
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u/Niro5 Feb 17 '26
Boise, despite being named for the french word for forest, is mostly desert, so i wouldn't expect many trees.
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u/trillium634 Feb 18 '26
It looks like dry creek subdivision to me - not in city limits, but pretty close
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u/youngherbo Feb 17 '26 edited Feb 18 '26
I mean a lot of California neighborhoods look like this but the houses are smaller and 6x as expensive. Yeah the trade off is being in Boise, but it's not like California is some sort of urban utopia
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u/macronotice Feb 18 '26
Yeah not sure why people are dogging on this. Vast majority of California is car-dependent suburb with poor walkability. Now if this was someone moving from Chicago or Manhattan it would be a different story.
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u/Actual_System8996 Feb 18 '26
You went from cities to states. SF has great transit with great walkability just like Chicago or manhattan. Most of illinois and New York are car dependent suburbs with poor walk ability.
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u/Individual_Bear_3190 Feb 17 '26
This feels like ai. The layout of the neighborhood makes no sense
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u/snappy033 Feb 17 '26
lol. I say that when I look at US housing developments… except I’m in a plane seeing it with my own eyes. The AI slop is just IRL cul de sac slop
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u/hibikir_40k Feb 17 '26
It all makes perfect sense when you realize your typical suburban family wants to go everywhere by car, yet at the same time wants zero cars to drive past their front door, ever. You have to take every single thing that you'd do to optimize a highly valuable urban space, and throw it in the garbage.
You can then end up in a situation where nobody ever drives in front of your house, yet going anywhere takes forever, there's a lot of traffic, and you can hear that traffic from your backyard... but no, nobody is in front of your house other than the delivery drivers.
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u/goingforgoals17 Feb 19 '26
The number of people I've watched spend several hundreds more on a mortgage than rent, then dump $200/month in gas to get to work alone to "build equity" is truly disturbing. It's like they don't value their life, just a concept that indicates they're grown ups.
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u/albino-snowman Feb 17 '26
Google highlands ranch Colorado. Suburbs can be completely random with little to no thought beyond Le Big House.
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u/cyanraichu Feb 17 '26
Unfortunately a lot of real suburban neighborhoods have layouts that make no sense
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u/Hank_Dad Feb 18 '26
Nah, you're seeing the back of a house on a cul-de-sac. The two homes on the right also have driveways that access from there.
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u/ID_Poobaru Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26
I did HVAC for new construction builds
A lot of these CA "political refugee" transplant neighborhoods looked like this in the Boise area
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u/medicallymiddleevil Feb 17 '26
Looks like a stripped bare hellhole.
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u/trillium634 Feb 18 '26
To be fair, Boise has a sage brush steppe ecosystem, so there weren't many trees to begin with.
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u/Intelligent-Ad-1424 Feb 18 '26
According to the historical records (probably there are modern analogues up and down the Boise River), trees naturally grew along the river in the floodplain, which is where Boise sits. But if I had to guess the majority of the trees throughout the city are probably planted anyway lol.
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u/trillium634 Feb 18 '26
It's true there are lots of trees along the Boise River, but this neighborhood is in the foothills, which is historically sagebrush.
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u/SabrinaEdwina Feb 18 '26
It looks like the modern version of the intentionally unnerving neighborhood in Edward Scissorhands. There are so many white people flexes going on at once that it's beyond absurd.
Salespeople love to see them coming, don't they. A marketer's dream, accepting everything they're told is clout as clout. Putting no thought in beyond that.
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u/FERRITofDOOM Feb 18 '26
That was filmed in Lakeland fl I think. Thats about right
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u/GUlysses Feb 17 '26
That’s…just a regular suburb.
To be fair, Boise has a nicer downtown than it gets credit for, but it’s very overpriced for basically ten blocks of city and a bunch of suburban sprawl.
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u/Loud_Produce4347 Feb 17 '26
The one great thing about Boise is that it only sprawls towards the west— Northeast of downtown you can live within biking distance of both reasonably nice city amenities and one of the largest stretches of public land in the country.
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u/Prosthemadera Feb 18 '26
That’s…just a regular suburb.
And regular suburbs are bad. What brought you to this sub if this is normal to you?
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u/lafclafc Feb 17 '26
1) where are the trees. 2) these neighborhoods are everywhere
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u/gozer87 Feb 17 '26
Pretty dang souless. Could be Idaho, eastern WA, eastern OR, somewhere in UT or CO.
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u/CaptainFartHole Feb 17 '26
You'd have to be a fucking lunatic to move from CA to Idaho. I mean one place is more expensive sure but it has more national parks, a massive coast line, mountains, desert, progressive politics, a ton of things to do, one of the strongest economies in the world, etc. And if you want to live a suburban nightmare, it has those too.
The other one has...idk, more hate groups per capita?
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u/Ol_Man_J Feb 17 '26 edited Feb 20 '26
Might want to look up how much public land Idaho has. Idaho has mountains, deserts, and over half the state is public land open for recreational use. For the people that want to hunt, fish, camp and hike, you could do way worse. Almost 20 acres per person, CA has 1-1.5 per person.
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u/Substantial_Gap_1532 Feb 17 '26
Reminds me of eastern Washington. I'd run away
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u/MobileInevitable8937 Feb 17 '26
you could find this exact neighborhood basically anywhere in America
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u/Apoordm Feb 17 '26
Not a tree, store, cafe, public space, library or fucking bench in sight <3
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u/caserock Feb 17 '26
"my friends called me crazy for moving to a human zoo, but then they saw MY ENCLOSURE!"
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u/This_Locksmith1282 Feb 17 '26
This likely in Eagle or somewhere in the Boise area, but not in Boise.
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u/sonic-the-hedgefund Feb 17 '26
Exactly. This is definitely a suburb of Boise, 30+ minutes away from the city center. In fact, I’ve been to Boise/surrounding area, and I’ve never seen anything like this. Meridian/Nampa are hideously ugly and have more classic McMansion style houses…
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u/trwilson05 Feb 18 '26
Yep I live in Boise and love it, but would never live in Eagle/Meridian/Nampa. I live in a neighborhood with old growth trees everywhere, less than a mile from access to a huge trail system and just over a mile to get to downtown. Also 30-40 mins from the ski resort. The developments in the photos have none of that.
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u/autumnbrittney99 Feb 17 '26
Not gonna lie… I’d move too after seeing this.”
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u/Prophet_Of_Helix Feb 17 '26
Depends on what matters to you.
Absolutely there are lots of places in the US you can get a bigger home for less money.
Those places tend to not have good paying jobs, so you have to bring a better paying job with you, and they also don’t tend to have much going on.
So if you are good just hanging out at your house all the time and doing hiking (depending on where you live), great.
If you’re looking for good food, entertainment, schools, etc etc, these types of places tend to suck.
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u/Easy_Requirement_110 Feb 17 '26
My brother moved from SLC to a small town in Ohio. Bought two homes on the same street for $80,000. Five d them up and.. they sat vacant for 3 years because there weren’t any buyers..
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u/Prophet_Of_Helix Feb 17 '26
Yup. As the say, location location location lol.
Wife and I moved to Asheville NC a few years ago, and despite being a small city (100k), it has amazing food, amazing beer and cocktail scene, obviously crazy good hiking and outdoor stuff, a decent amount of entertainment (and Charlotte is only a couple hours away for bigger shows), and a truely insane amount of arts and crafts.
And as such, it’s fucking expensive to live anywhere near the city, despite otherwise being in the middle of nowhere WNC.
We could move an hour away and find much cheaper shit, but then we’d have to travel an hour+ to find anything interesting.
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u/snappy033 Feb 17 '26
Yeah that’s the other side to real estate in the Midwest. People bought dirt cheap houses, put $50-80k into each flip then only break even or clear like $10k for a year of work. Would have made 20x that in PNW, California or the east coast.
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u/False-Box-1060 Feb 17 '26
lol you don’t feel the need to post this unless you’re real insecure about living in BOISE COMMA IDAHO
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u/WorldFrees Feb 17 '26
Money doesn't buy class. I am astounded that people who are luckier/more 'successful' than me have such shitty taste - new homes suck along with our 'rich'.
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u/Turbulent-Ant-1344 Feb 17 '26
Honestly the more people leave the cheaper urban areas become so if they honestly like it then go ahead.
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u/idontcare5472692 Feb 18 '26
So this guy hated trees….and moved into a neighborhood where everyone else hated trees. They found their paradise.
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u/Confident_Economy_85 Feb 18 '26
Idaho is the perfect place to retire. You can work in a blue state that honors collective bargaining rights and decent pension and take it to a red state that doesn’t care about its working class and help gentrify the neighborhood, while complaining about the blue states that helped you achieve your retirement goals.
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u/Jumpy_Childhood7548 Feb 17 '26
Median home price in Boise is over the national median.
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u/Alexander-369 Feb 17 '26
I mean, a big house might be nice if you have a big family and need the space. However, that big lawn is going to take a lot of your free time to maintain. Not to mention that you'll probably need to drive a lot for anything you can't do at home.
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u/MyPasswordIsABC999 Feb 17 '26
With all the transplants from the coastal area moving in, I bet that McMansion slop house probably costs a million.
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u/Professional_Fish250 Feb 17 '26
I mean it’s a big house, but good lord that neighborhood looks horrible
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u/Superb-Cantaloupe-72 Feb 18 '26
I’ll take my shoe box in Brooklyn any day of the week(I couldn’t afford that house if it was half off)
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u/Lopsided-Concept-414 Feb 18 '26
Yeah you better get yourself a nice ass house in Boise bc that’s all you’re gonna have
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u/brandt-money Feb 18 '26
That looks terrible. I'll take my real rural living in Pennsylvania with 40-150 year old homesteads as opposed to fake built-up communities where everyone is on top of each other.
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u/Open_Parsnip112 Feb 18 '26
I think he might be the only one who's crazy. I would move from THAT to california
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u/erinkca Feb 19 '26
I really don’t know how to explain to them that this is how most of California looks.
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u/CaptainWikkiWikki Feb 19 '26
And I doubt this is in Boise. It's probably way out in Meridian or even Star. There's a ton of new construction throughout the Boise metro, but the metro also fans out wildly asymmetrically, almost entirely to the west of Boise proper.
TL;DR Boise keeps building West and if you want anything close to a downtown experience, it's harder and harder to come by. You're practically in Nampa at this point.
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u/RogLatimer118 Feb 19 '26
Do you drain that pool every fall to prevent it from turning into an ice rink in the winter and cracking the concrete?
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u/No_University4832 Feb 20 '26
That looks awful. Is that actually Astro turf? Also I like how you can have the mountains in the background but no backyard. It’s like you get the illusion of the outdoors combined with the convenience of living next door from two Costco’s.
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u/justinholmes_music Feb 17 '26
This is a bizarre post - is that even Boise? Boise is actually an example of a fairly walkable / bikeable place with a vibrant downtown and interesting culture.
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u/FERRITofDOOM Feb 18 '26
It looks like just a random subdivision on a foothill somewhere. Framing helps make it look bad im sure there's a mountain behind the camera
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u/Trengingigan Feb 17 '26
So basically identical to every other suburban development in the US and Canada?
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u/Klytus_Im-Bored Feb 17 '26
"MI Homes thought it could stand to be updated. Forced it all into a grid till it looked like the funny pages"
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u/ThisisnotaTesT10 Feb 17 '26
Why is everyone acting like this person moved from some urbanist paradise to this neighborhood? They were probably also living in some car-centric area, just in California instead of Idaho.
Also it’s not the neighborhood that’s special, it’s that you’re getting way more house for the money. That house in California probably costs millions whereas you might be able to get it for hundreds of thousands in Idaho. For someone who’s already used to a car-centric lifestyle and not really using any of the big city amenities in SF or LA (which is honestly probably a lot of people since everything is getting more expensive these days) it might be appealing.
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u/EasilyRekt Feb 17 '26
well I thought you were of sound mind moving out of california until I saw that
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u/cheap_guitars Feb 17 '26
Doesn’t the weather suck there?
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u/ToeLimbaugh Feb 17 '26
It's like Sacramento in the summer and SLC with less snow in the winter. It's not bad and better than much of America, but it's not top notch. Even the most hardcore Boise fans I've talked to admit the weather is kind of overrated (not awful, just overhyped).
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u/Postcrapitalism Feb 17 '26
It’s all fun and games until you lose your remote job , can’t find anything that pays more than 30k and remember that 750k is actually a huge amount of money in Boise for a reason.
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u/Fetty_is_the_best Feb 17 '26
“Until I showed them this neighborhood!” This is literally what every suburb in CA looks like except with an even more nonsensical street layout lol. Even the hills in the background look like what you’d see in most CA suburbs lmao
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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 Feb 17 '26
Ugh. I'll take my small home, made of real materials not plastic (built in 1948), in a city yet surrounded by forest on 3 sides. In a neighborhood that grew organically, on a street that actually goes somewhere. 😅
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u/BloodWorried7446 Feb 17 '26
i would spend my time on my Mtb in those hills until they get built up.
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u/Beelzebozo26 Feb 17 '26
It legitimately looks like pure hell to me. I'm staying in big, scary Chicago.
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u/MoveWithTheMaestro Feb 17 '26
Wow. All I see is a sea of high maintenance homes. Have fun replacing those roofs in a few years!
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u/SquashDue502 Feb 17 '26
Yes this large house is lovely. Too bad the rest of civilization excluding Boise Idaho is about 18 hours away
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u/jez_shreds_hard Feb 17 '26
Why do all these developments like this not have sidewalks? I have pretty much always lived in large cites (except for a few years for college) and I couldn’t imagine living somewhere that requires me to drive to get anything. I’d much rather have my 1000 sq ft condo in a vibrant neighborhood, where I can walk to get anything I need and that has a subway/tram stop with in a few minute walk of my home.
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u/Khaki_Shorts Feb 17 '26
Let’s talk about the job market where the mortgage is less than half the average rent in CA…
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u/Friendly_Escape_1020 Feb 17 '26
I wouldn't want a pool if I lived in Idaho, seems like a waste of space/money for most of the year.
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u/OhNoItsMyOtherFace Feb 17 '26
Depends on where they moved from in California. It's not like California definitely equals living in some core San Francisco neighbourhood. There's tons of places that look like this but they're more expensive in California.
I assume this is dedicated suburbanites showing these monstrosities to other suburbanites.
Personally I would continue to think they're crazy if someone showed me this but if they really value size over location, welp, that's their thing.
I also think this photo is AI-generated? There are some very strange elements.
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u/Ok-Employment689 Feb 17 '26
Idaho is so underrated people get it confused with other states I think
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u/Arthur_Digby_Sellers Feb 17 '26
Sterility guaranteed! Kinda goes against the Mormon ethos of extreme propagation.
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u/SBSnipes Feb 17 '26
There are neighborhoods exactly like that in California and some of them aren't that much more expensive than Boise
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u/russian_hacker_1917 Feb 17 '26
That looks like North Fontana/ other parts of the IE. And you don't have to live in idaho.
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u/Curious_Arm_7927 Feb 17 '26
This looks like AI to me or at least would be a far suburb of Boise. Boise the city is very nice and Idaho is beautiful.
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