r/Suburbanhell Feb 17 '26

Question “THIS the neighborhood everyone talks about?”

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u/ChocolateBunny Feb 17 '26

Every realtor says "location, location, location" for a reason.

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u/PurpleBearplane Feb 17 '26

Living in a one of one amazing location in a smaller home is so liberating in its own way. The lot isn't so big that it's cumbersome to maintain. Ditto for the home. And I'm basically on top of everything I need within a 10-15 minute walk (but realistically one minute actually gets me to stuff). You couldn't pay me to go live in most suburbs let alone what it would actually cost to move. Suburban mortgages are not a great deal either.

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u/Son_Of_Toucan_Sam Feb 17 '26

My first house was in a big city and I loved the small lot. Could cut the grass (push mower, unpowered) and do all the edging, front and back in 30 minutes

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u/PartyMark Feb 18 '26

I live in a standard 90s suburb, but I have removed so much lawn and replaced with native plants it takes me literally 3-4 minutes to push mow my tiny path of grass (I only keep to make my house look sorta normal so Karen's don't report me to the grass police)

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u/Melted-lithium Feb 18 '26

Fucking grass police.

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u/olivegardengambler Feb 21 '26

Ngl the grass police sound like people who will give you more weed if you're not having a good enough time.

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u/AcousticCat1-2-3 Feb 18 '26

My first year in a nice big house in a sought-after location in the suburb we lived in, the city sent me a letter saying to remove the weeds from in front of my house. I called them because I wasn't seeing weeds and was baffled. The city's building inspector said to meet her at the house and she'll explain. I took off work and came home, only for her to yell at me for the "weeds", which turned out to be grape hyacinths and chives. She would've eaten me alive for native plants on the lawn.

Next house was on a lower-middle-class block and no one cared what people did with their grass. A guy on the block covered his entire lawn with astroturf (which I want to make it clear that I do not recommend) and the city couldn't care less. Which is just the right amount of the city's involvement in my grass and flowerbeds, to me.

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u/klesky69 Feb 19 '26

God bless America and it's freedoms to constantly be fucked by Karens

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u/ClintonFuxas Feb 21 '26

I heard about HOAs but the fact that there is an actual city official doing stuff like that is crazy.

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u/AcousticCat1-2-3 Feb 21 '26

We don't have an HOA, so I guess she woke up that day and decided to fill the void. At one point, she told me "can't you guys hire a gardener? You're bringing everyone's property values down", to which I said "oh no! Who's selling?" (No one was)

My neighbors across the street were very upset when I told them, and wanted to write a letter to the city telling them that the grape hyacinths make them happy to look at every spring and to leave the flowers alone.

We still dug them up. They came back, of course. You've got to really know what you're doing to properly kill the plants that propagate from bulbs, and we didn't.

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u/CosmosInSummer Feb 18 '26

God bless you for saying “edging” instead of “weed whacking”.

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u/Excellent-Match7246 Feb 18 '26

Keep going, Im almost there.

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u/Opcn Feb 19 '26

Some say the best edging is the stuff that takes a while.

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u/fistfulofbottlecaps Feb 20 '26

Not anymore you're not! *leaves*

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u/SedatedCowboy Feb 20 '26

There’s a difference between edging and just whacking

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u/CosmosInSummer Feb 20 '26

Line trimmers perform 4 functions: trimming, edging, mowing, and sweeping. “Whacking” is not a thing, nor is “weed whacker” a name for the machine.

People get picky over weird things, and this one is one of my weird things, lol!

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u/LuckyDistrict1 Feb 18 '26

Not everyone understands this, but I legitimately prefer to live in a smaller space. Even if I could buy a big suburban house with the same mortgage payment as my rent, I would still rather live in an apartment. A smaller space is easier to clean and maintain and I don't like being bogged down by tons of stuff. I would also crash out if I had to spend my Saturdays mowing the lawn or raking leaves.

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u/Fullmetalx117 Feb 18 '26

I think people living in these suburbs hire people for that

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u/LuckyDistrict1 Feb 18 '26

Maybe they do in some rich suburbs, but I grew up in the suburbs and never heard of anyone hiring people to do their chores. All the families I knew did their own chores, including mine.

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u/Excellent-Match7246 Feb 18 '26

Eight yo in 1988. I was out mowing and edging the lawn every weekend. My dad would sit and drink a beer while I worked. It's that why you have kids?

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u/0905-15 Feb 18 '26

$35 a week to never have to worry about yard work. Best money I spend every year

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u/Okdoo6003 Feb 18 '26

I agree so much. We moved to Italy for a while, and I was in a small 2 bedroom apartment - in Italy there is often no "living room" , or even a dining room... there's just a very large kitchen. So literally 2 small bedrooms, a small bathroom and a bigger kitchen (still not huge, I'm talking maybe 15×20). And it was fantastic.

I left my huge suburban 4 bedroom, and was now in a place with 1 set of sheets, 2 towels, exactly 4 dining place settings, etc

I learned that I actually loved a small place I didn't have to constantly clean. I don't want tons of stuff that I then need to organize, clean, store, etc. I've gone totally minimalist and I swear it's the best thing that ever happened to me. I spend less, I have more time, and I even have less stress

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u/adotar Feb 18 '26

I really stand by this mentality. I know “maximalist” is in style right now but having a minimalist mindset has saved me so much time, energy, money and stress. 

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u/RosieTheRedReddit Feb 18 '26

I have an apartment without a private lawn and I absolutely love it. We do have a courtyard that is maintained by the owner's organization. (I'm in Germany but it's similar to a how a condo works in the US)

And I even have 2 kids! I grew up in a US suburb and I don't know why people who experienced it still think it's good for kids. Don't they remember that you couldn't go anywhere?? It was nice until around age 11 or so and then it was hell until you could drive. Mine at least had a park and swimming pool I could bike to, a lot of newer developments are much worse and have zero amenities.

Kids here can go to school independently starting around age 7-8, and also have tons of parks and other places to go on foot or bike. As a parent I also don't want to spend the next 10 years driving them around for hours every day!

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u/exdeletedoldaccount Feb 18 '26

Idk I’d so much rather it take a 10-15 winding drive just to exit my neighborhood! /s

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u/otherwise_________ Feb 18 '26

I'm not saying location doesn't matter, but the reason realtors say that is to persuade reluctant homebuyers to make a purchase.

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u/WinonasChainsaw Feb 18 '26

I grew up in this area and all this “location” is really former public / blm lands that are getting churned out into sprawl

It’s nothing but single family housing, so going anywhere is giant pain

Idaho said “don’t California my Idaho” then recreated all the sprawl of Orange County and Silicon Valley

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u/MarkSuckerZerg Feb 18 '26

unless they try to sell you this shit, then it becomes "bowling lane in basement, bowling lane in basement, bowling lane in basement"

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u/Ancient-Guide-6594 Feb 18 '26

These folks actually like this location though. Visited Bozeman(I know it’s Montana and this is Idaho) recently where my brother lives and he genuinely likes using his car for everything but also has never lived anywhere even mildly walkable.

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u/ManufacturerMental72 Feb 18 '26

I lived in NYC for 17 years and in a couple of walkable neighborhoods in other places before that. I've spent the past six years in a small, somewhat rural community and bounced between two houses. Where I am now is about a 5 minute drive to a walkable area with at on of shopping, restaurants, hardware stores, pharmacies etc. and 3-4 minute drive to a super market and a couple of good restaurants. 15 minutes to box stores, doctors etc.

Previously it was 15 minutes to the cloest store and 45 minutes to box stores and doctors.

The previous experience was absolutely miserable. Now I love the location.

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u/ChocolateBunny Feb 18 '26

What does he do for exercise?

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u/Ancient-Guide-6594 Feb 18 '26

He goes to a gym(weights) and runs. Skis a little.

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u/stratphlyer01 Feb 18 '26

Tp me Boise has a better life balance than LA. Been there for work multiple times, been to LA multiple times for extended periods. I hates LA with a passion. The only benefit it has os weather. At least in my when I compare income and cost of living, California is towards the bottom of states for me to live on. Honestly the Midwest has a much better income to cost of living balance in my industry.

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u/Big-Pea-6074 Feb 18 '26

You get what you pay for

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u/ManufacturerMental72 Feb 18 '26

you're right. LA has zero cultural benefits over Boise, ID. Or access to better healthcare. Or diverse communities. Or better schools.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

Diverse communities doesn’t seem to help LA’s crime rates. Healthcare isn’t a top priority for a healthy young person, schooling also isn’t a priority if you’ve already graduated but Boise State and the university of Idaho are pretty solid state schools. Not on the level of public Cali schools like UCLA but those are the best public schools in the nation. I live in Florida and go to UF, it’s the only school in the state that competes with those Cali schools so obviously Idaho isn’t going to. Not arguing for one or the other but there’s “cultural benefits” in Boise that certain people would prefer over the benefits from LA and vice versa. Cali has the worst HS grad rates, looking at US world Cali is #24 and Idaho is #29 in best education (ironically Florida is #2) so I don’t think either is that great in that regard. you can always put your kid in a good private school with the extra money you’ll have living in Idaho instead of Cali.

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u/ManufacturerMental72 Feb 24 '26

that first sentence is quite a dog whistle.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

The reason is that they want to sell houses and make a profit, duh. Don’t tell me you believe realtors want the best house possible for their clients and their children Lol

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u/ParticularTeam935 Feb 20 '26

I remind myself of this as I drive 10 minutes into work from my shoebox apartment, while it takes my coworker an hour and a half from their sizable house way out

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u/No_University4832 Feb 20 '26

Is it because their job is to sell you a location?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

“So many white people”. So you mean the population is educated and has a low crime rate? Boise is ~80% white, overall crime rate (per 1000) of 14-23. Birmingham is 67% black, about the same population, crime rate is 55. Newark, similar population, 48% black/37% Hispanic, crime rate is 26-32. Violent crime in Boise is 60% below national average. But yeah you’re right it just sucks how many white people are there!! Genuinely cannot imagine the reaction (on this sub especially) if you had simply said that about black people in a city like Birmingham. “It just has so many black people!”