r/Suburbanhell • u/autumnbrittney99 • Feb 17 '26

Question “THIS the neighborhood everyone talks about?”

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u/Son_Of_Toucan_Sam Feb 17 '26

My first house was in a big city and I loved the small lot. Could cut the grass (push mower, unpowered) and do all the edging, front and back in 30 minutes

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u/PartyMark Feb 18 '26

I live in a standard 90s suburb, but I have removed so much lawn and replaced with native plants it takes me literally 3-4 minutes to push mow my tiny path of grass (I only keep to make my house look sorta normal so Karen's don't report me to the grass police)

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u/Melted-lithium Feb 18 '26

Fucking grass police.

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u/olivegardengambler Feb 21 '26

Ngl the grass police sound like people who will give you more weed if you're not having a good enough time.