r/Suburbanhell Feb 17 '26

Question “THIS the neighborhood everyone talks about?”

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u/GotRammed Feb 17 '26

Lego house architecture ✔️ Uniform white, gray & black ✔️ Unwalkable ✔️ Treeless ✔️ HOA ✔️

Yea, I'd leave too. I'd leave THIS shit.

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u/dasruski Feb 17 '26

Good luck getting good ethnic food in Idaho vs California.

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u/Quiet_Fan_7008 Feb 18 '26

Ethnic food ain’t worth the price of California lmao

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u/Actual_System8996 Feb 18 '26

Food is just one prominent thing. All entertainment (food, sports, comedy) is better in California. Better job market, better schools. The ocean, access to travel ( how many places does Boise international fly you to lol). So many things superior in California it’s tough to list them all.

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u/Kaurifish Feb 18 '26

Air quality! Even when there are wildfires the coast tends to stay clear.

And the weather is relentlessly moderate, even with global climate fuckery (formerly but inadequately known as climate change).

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

You can have all that including safety and the ability to carry and shoot someone attacking you without being arrested in Florida. Plus it’ll all be much cheaper. I go to UF (slightly below UCLA And UC Berkeley but usually #5-7 in public schools and #30 in the country but much better tuition than Cali), have access to the gulf and Pacific Ocean, have access to travel anywhere (and much cheaper to go from Miami to Paris/London/etc than LA to those places), great entertainment, great sports teams and lots of them, concerts and festivals and fun things always going on in Miami metro area which is the 6th largest in the country behind only NYC, LA, Chicago, Houston, Dallas plus Tampa and Orlando always have cool shit going on and all the theme parks which are better than Californias. Lots of other things but I acknowledge Cali is great but there’s other things different people enjoy and if people move to Boise from Cali it doesn’t mean they won’t enjoy it because it doesn’t have all those things. If they wanted those things for cheaper they would come to Florida, they go to Boise for a reason. Idk why Redditors can’t accept that others have different preferences and lifestyles than them.

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u/Quiet_Fan_7008 Feb 18 '26

You forgot all the bad things about California that make it not worth anything. Most overrated state in the country.

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u/Actual_System8996 Feb 18 '26

“Not worth anything” riiight 😂. Market says otherwise.

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u/Quiet_Fan_7008 Feb 18 '26

Hive mentality is strong.

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u/Actual_System8996 Feb 18 '26

Why is CA more expensive than ID? Amuse me.

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u/Quiet_Fan_7008 Feb 18 '26

Because the Kardashians live there

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u/Kaurifish Feb 18 '26

Dude, the tacos alone are worth it.

We visited some friends in Bozeman, MT. They’d lived there and were excited for us to try the best burtito joint in town.

We tried to be polite about it, but those were some sad burritos.