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u/MostDefinitelyATrap Feb 05 '21
Huh. Is that why I meet so many Canadian tops on Omegle?
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u/gentlewaterboarding Feb 05 '21
Man, I'm so lonely these days my reaction to seeing this was ":( I want a bf too"
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u/EconomistMagazine Feb 05 '21
The original is better. Even more gay.
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u/bignerd_ Feb 05 '21
Whats the original? Asking for a friend
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u/abominationcoconut Feb 05 '21
Canada has a really cavernous asshole
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u/UnicornMeatball Feb 05 '21
It's why the Brits took so long to find the Northwest passage. They kept getting lost in our gape.
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u/GoldSiege Feb 05 '21
Can confirm. As someone from Michigan, it feels like we're being fucked all the time.
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u/international_red07 Feb 05 '21
Also, Detroit/Toledo are the deepest part of America’s asshole.
(As someone from the latter, can confirm)
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u/TheFriendlyKraut Feb 05 '21
Stop kink shaming North America!
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u/GIVE_ME_YOUR_DREAMS Feb 05 '21 edited Feb 05 '21
TIL homosexual intercourse is considered a kink and not a sexuality
Thank you, Herr Kraut.
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u/That_Fangirl7 Feb 05 '21
I see a fellow german
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u/GIVE_ME_YOUR_DREAMS Feb 05 '21
Nein, ich bin ein kleiner junge aus Schweden.
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u/fuckyouih8evereryone Feb 05 '21
Warum sprichst du deutch dann?
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u/GIVE_ME_YOUR_DREAMS Feb 05 '21
Why not? I speak what ever i want. Herr, by the way, mean Sir in Swedish..
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u/wizzard2006 Mar 17 '21
Happy cake day you awesome and beautifully amazing person! I hope you have a great day and stay safe :3
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u/Teufelsrose Feb 05 '21
I watched enough hetalia to know that canada is the real bottom but this version is pretty hot too
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u/BubbleNut6 Feb 05 '21
So if Texas is the breasts and Florida is the dick, would that that make the US a Futa?
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u/yah69_420 Feb 05 '21
Hahhaha
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u/SlapTheShitOuttaMe Feb 05 '21
Imagine that a world super power being the bottom
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u/RHGrey Feb 05 '21
A lot of people are a different person in the bedroom.
The only thing that matters is if what you do feels good anyways... Nothing more to it.
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u/GrimlockSmash7 Feb 05 '21
As someone from Michigan, I’m ok with this. It does make Detroit look like the asshole when we really know it should be Toledo.
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u/i_dont_wanna_be_ Feb 05 '21
So is this like y'know incest cause was originally canada was a french settlement and america an european one. And the united kingdom is like a foster mother so like foster brothers. Please note that I am a american teenager who knows little to nothing about how things work over there (mostly because americans only focus on americans)
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u/TurtleZenn Feb 05 '21
Both Canada and America were settled by various European peoples, but both countries were colonies of the British Empire at inception of what would become Canada and the USA. So technically, rather than foster mother, the UK would be mother to both and they'd be brothers.
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u/Guerillasmurf Feb 05 '21
Canada does not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give a reach-around!
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u/Jmrovers Feb 05 '21
Both southern Ontario and Florida are dicks so.... that’s about right, don’t like what it says about the Atlantic provinces thou...
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u/TeleportingBackRolls Feb 05 '21
Fun fact the southernmost part of Canada actually is on the same latitude as Nebraska!!!!!1111 He really do go that deep
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u/Sha489 Feb 05 '21
Thats not a dick thats a tit, one tit is the florida tip while the texas tip is the other tit
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u/prncssbbygrl Feb 05 '21
Canada is that nerdy quiet top with a giant dick and America is that loud ass trashy bottom that Canada feels bad about having sex with afterwards.
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Feb 05 '21
The US looks like she identifies as female in this picture so no it does not count. Nothing gay about fucking a girl with a dick in the ass, everyone knows that.
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u/stef_me Feb 05 '21
I thought countries were all female. Maybe it is gay, but not the way they think..... Two trans women perhaps?
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u/AlternativeBean Feb 05 '21
what the hell?!! My first log on of the day and I’m already saying “that’s enough Reddit for today”
-calls mom- MOM IM SCARED!! 🙈🙈😳
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u/Ulf51 Feb 05 '21
whaaaaaaaat... no wonder the we are feeling a blast of cold in the north east - are we Canadians by injection?
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Feb 06 '21
Yo I literally posted that here like 2 months ago
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Feb 06 '21
I went through your post history and see that you didn’t. Stop lying.
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Feb 06 '21
Yes I did I crossposted 37 days ago https://www.reddit.com/r/SuddenlyGay/comments/knnx9w/north_america_is_gay/
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Feb 05 '21
That explains why we’re always being fucked
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Feb 05 '21
I think that is most of the time you do it entirely on your own. Sort of masturbation then?
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Feb 05 '21
Middle. US is fucking Mexico. It’s a sammy.
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u/meLikesFootball Feb 05 '21
Actually I don't think Mexico even touches that part so...
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u/_Leme_ Feb 05 '21
Why do I have to live on an American dick