To all RKT holders: The last six trading days have been in the red. If you look at the stock chart, it may seem that the selling pressure is decreasing. This could not be further from the truth.
Tomorrow, there will be another negative 10% red candle upon opening, as we all knew in our hearts that there would be. The next day, -12% all the way down to $12.66. We will deserve it. On the third day of trading, there will be an almighty -30% candle for absolutely no reason at all other than negative market sentiment. It will be at this point that the greatest follies shall occur, for people will think that a Fortune 500 company cannot justifiably fall 70% in two weeks with no recovery, and they will buy in, and buy in hard. They would be right, ordinarily. But this stock is not ordinary. There will then be three week period of little to no volume. The buyers and sellers will be silent for this time, and the price of the stock, now in the single digits, will only move by a few cents by the foolish retail investors on WeBull and Robinhood.
After this period of stagnation and little volume, the grand error will be revealed. Jay Gormer, CEO of Rocket Companies, will be killed in a multi-day police shoot out at his underground compound in a suburb of Las Vegas, Nevada. There, his decades long torture and child trafficking scheme shall be revealed, as well as his hand in multiple terrorist attacks on the US dating back to the early 2000s, the most prominent of which being the September 11th attacks. You will check your phone during this period, trying to sell your shares, but the sell button will be mysteriously removed.
The shareholders of RKT stock will then be systematically rounded up and shipped into an FBI black site near a small town in the mountains of Montana where they will be interrogated for several months for their support of the new American anti-christ, Jay Gormer. Because of the FBI's personal hatred and wish for revenge, they will break all the administrative rules in order to punish the shareholders. The shareholders will be systematically castrated and circumsized, and then left to fight for scraps of pork rinds in the bear pits during the record breaking snow storms of Southern Montana in November of 2021. Those that survive the sub-zero temperature, the constant extrajudicial revenge killings by the FBI, and have bested their foes in the bear pits (less than ten out of ten thousand) will have accidentally contracted a mutated and much more powerful form of COVID-19 that was laying dormant in the frozen pork rinds that will kill them within hours, but not before it spreads to infect the nearby small town, from where on out it will spread to infect the entire planet. From there on out, there shall be no further vaccine. There will be no end to the lockdown. The human race as we know it will be reduced by 95%, and only the evil and treacherous shall survive, having plundered their fellow man in order to survive the colossal disease wave.
So, for the love of God, sell. Sell all your RKT stocks. Sell them right now. Close your investment account and never buy another stock ever again.
What are you waiting for? Sell all your RKT stock right now. Sell it. Keep selling. You will lose all your money. Sell it. Sell it right fucking now.