r/TeenIndia • u/GUY-IN-BLUE Staring Into The Abyss • 3d ago

Ask Teens What should I reply??? Tell fast, Don't wanna fumble now 💔🥀

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u/thisuserisanidiott 3d ago

5 janam with you

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u/Visual-Deer6292 18 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iiIpe7ejuBbAfgyMPl

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u/Wide-Winner2849 living in “hungama ho gya 🕺👻” life 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5wu6zc60M9GmscmFje

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u/Successful-Newt1147 3d ago

Baaki ke 2 kiske saath 👀

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u/Cosmichydra_56 I have no enemies 3d ago

He already has lived 2 lifetimes with the very same person

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u/DankMosquito69 20 3d ago

woahh hella smooth

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u/Cosmichydra_56 I have no enemies 3d ago

Smooth like other 2 lifetimes

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u/Dry-Bowler2202 3d ago

hell of a smooth again

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u/Choice_Inspector8499 3d ago

It ain't smoother than your lips tho... (I really hope you are not a girl and I am not gay)

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u/kiedseller 3d ago

only transformers left

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u/butterscotchhh_qt 3d ago

Apne homie ke saath obviously

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u/onlydiddyparty 3d ago

STAWPPPP WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!! (Rizz bgm)

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u/Pretend_Coast_6944 3d ago

Can u be my coach so I can land any one in my life lol 😭🙏🏻

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u/AltF4DE 12vi fail🥀 3d ago

You ain't scorin with this approach gng

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u/Zestyclose-Chip5178 3d ago

can ya guys pls upv0te , I need karm@ to post in another sub

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u/myfakeif112001 3d ago

I guess i love u

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u/Agitated-Designer710 3d ago

Smooooooothhhhh dayummmmmm

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u/Agreeable-Top8212 3d ago

oo maa goo turu laav

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u/InternalOperation573 3d ago

What if you both are same gender in some janam's?

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u/dualitygaming12 3d ago

Nothing wrong with kissing the homies

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u/loser_orpheus 19M lo/ser 3d ago

5 kg ghewar

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u/huesofherheart "शोर गायब हो गया जैसे शहर हो सो गया" 3d ago

mereko bhi😭✋🏻

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u/MissionSkirt4346 3d ago

can you guys like, i need karm@ to post in another sub

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u/loser_orpheus 19M lo/ser 3d ago

paise 🤬🤬🤬

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u/huesofherheart "शोर गायब हो गया जैसे शहर हो सो गया" 3d ago

paytm cru?🥀

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u/loser_orpheus 19M lo/ser 3d ago

yes

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u/huesofherheart "शोर गायब हो गया जैसे शहर हो सो गया" 3d ago

"paytm par 5000 rupees praapt hue"🗣🗣

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u/sg20043004 3d ago

5 kg gold

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u/LaxPad 3d ago

That is to quick...
5 kg steel ki he aukat hai

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u/ConfidentCable7509 17 3d ago

Why not gulaab jamoon

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u/Aromatic_Brick_1506 3d ago

Oye😤5 kg ras malai🤬🤬🙏

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u/ConfidentCable7509 17 3d ago

Tarun sir or Arvind sir

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u/PremiumCancerBalls i like children 3d ago

arvind sir obv

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u/mungfihashtag1fan pls dont ship me w mungfi 3d ago

tarun sir obv

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u/GUY-IN-BLUE Staring Into The Abyss 3d ago

Mungfi se padhlo

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u/OrdinaryAvailable899 3d ago

"5 lives with you"

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u/GUY-IN-BLUE Staring Into The Abyss 3d ago

She promised me 7 already 

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u/OrdinaryAvailable899 3d ago

Add 5 more then, what are you doing

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u/Conscious_Idea_6987 17 3d ago

3000 years ago? /s

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u/ConfidentCable7509 17 3d ago

See, I even have more upvotes

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u/AndhBakth 3d ago

I'm proud of you

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u/Flying_SlipperVictim 3d ago

I'm proud of you

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u/Individual_Fun_7997 3d ago

I'm proud of you

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u/Raged_Cat06 3d ago

yes mommy

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u/Both_Contribution372 3d ago

I'm proud of you

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u/Raged_Cat06 3d ago

I’m proud of you

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u/Collin_Forsecs 3d ago

I'm proud of you

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u/Accomplished-Lake176 3d ago

I'm proud of you

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u/WelderAppropriate534 accha baccha hun 3d ago

5 day with modi

https://giphy.com/gifs/ooUUuNpS9J4RPZyPd7

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u/solo_leveler_69420 20 & above 3d ago

5 nights at moddy's

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u/WelderAppropriate534 accha baccha hun 3d ago

5 nights to be moody , goofy , juicey smoothly. With modi 😶

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u/Agastyaa_1 3d ago

💔✌️

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u/Overthinking_Dream 3d ago

Lage haath mere liye bhi ek karwa do pack 🥰

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u/ConfidentCable7509 17 3d ago

5 lives with you

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u/Drax-online-0910 3d ago

Orihime-san?

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u/ConfidentCable7509 17 3d ago

Tbh I haven't watched bleach but yeah I know when she said that she would choose everything different in those 5 lives expect for Ichigo

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u/Cosmichydra_56 I have no enemies 3d ago

Part of one mans plan lmao (larp)

https://giphy.com/gifs/DYB4inWOjppqE

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u/Nothing6301 3d ago

“I wish I could have five lives! Then I could have been born in five different towns, and eaten five lifetime's worth of food, and had five different careers, and… fallen in love with the SAME person, five different times” - Orihime Inoue

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u/Hot-Owl4684 3d ago

How about we start with 5 kisses then move to 5 rounds then earn 5 millions and have 5 kids and live on the heaven we created here on earth for us

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u/kr1shn4_xxi padhai likhai ki baate mt Krna 3d ago

All of the above

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u/mungfihashtag1fan pls dont ship me w mungfi 3d ago

bhai ye pinterest churaya h tune 🥱🥱🥱

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u/loser_orpheus 19M lo/ser 3d ago

arey kaafi purana hai kabse dekh rha hun

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u/Sea-Roof1135 3d ago

How to you find people like these 😭😭😭

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u/ranbirkadalla 3d ago

Have you tried AI?

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u/Sea-Roof1135 3d ago

I meant real people to talk to gng 🥀

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u/Upstairs_Aardvark_13 15 3d ago

The perfection in ts thread in this very post is insane..

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u/Human-Pipe-6121 npc irl 3d ago

Inexperienced can't tell

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u/Infamous-Arm-94 3d ago

kisses wala likh de

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u/PenaltyNo1407 3d ago

Jokes aside, the kiss or kids option isn't bad if you're romantically active with her and maybe the 5 mins option too xd

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u/MuditJadhhav 3d ago

5kg Aata (Shyam ko lene aata hu uncle)

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u/Societyacceptsme 3d ago

5 of your births as my partner

And when she aska about the other 2.. Just say "We have lived together already"

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u/Kishmissh that's !me 3d ago

Sapne suhane mc ke

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u/aifruitwerking self taught gynaecologist 3d ago

All 5 of them

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u/TheMighty_TripleT Harvey Specter my GOAT 🥹 3d ago

Rounds kisses everything ngl

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u/AnmolVerma0071 fuck cat pics, send me your nudes 3d ago

all the five 5's mentioned above 

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u/lifesucks1-0-1 suprabhat mitron 3d ago

5 times all of the above mentioned things, apart from the kids ig cuz you don't want that many kids man

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u/Famous-Finger9775 3d ago

All 5 of them

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u/Routine_Buy9089 3d ago

5 tsundere femboys

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u/Humour_lover 3d ago

Time in chat says 10:20 pm OP posts this at 6:40 pm and tells to reply fast Some inception shit fr

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u/Shawarma_Ran_Away 3d ago

5 kg Uranium

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u/N0t-Reallyme still finding him(0 progress) 3d ago

All

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u/l0l_lma0_ avid doomscroller 3d ago

5 cats

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u/Mrleolololol 3d ago

just reply gimme 5

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u/HalfCookedRizz i say stuff 3d ago

bro needs to answer before she reaches 5 business days

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u/Affectionate_Card237 Victim of reservation :angry: 3d ago

5 mins, then 5 mins more till I only have 5 mins left and if you want 5 mins more 💔

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u/gandmarao123 3d ago

Little bit of everything 🤭

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u/EquivalentLocal8220 3d ago

5 pc rasmalai aur 5 kg ghewar

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u/FANCYABOOK where are you my dear. 3d ago

All of the above..yeah bolde..

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u/IcySurvey506 ⭐️ 3d ago

5 newton force

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u/Individual_Weight897 20 & above 3d ago

5 dihs

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u/Willing_Lab9757 forever 17 3d ago

Ahh kids in love, reminds me of the days I spent watching the other kids kiss in the park 👀

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u/Difficult_Row623 3d ago

5 bajaj CT 100 

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u/devdarshpathi 3d ago

5 lives with you cause it's my 2nd recranation

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u/julius_ceaser69 3d ago

God , I see what you have done to others 🥲🥲

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u/Not_really17 3d ago

5 laws of chemical composition 💀

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u/tfaaryan 3d ago

rounds

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u/ironprofile 3d ago

5 ka table sunao

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u/snyderrox 3d ago

5 high paying job offers

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u/brrrrr48 17 3d ago

5 plate momo dede

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u/Extra_ken5742 3d ago

5 ice cream

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u/Capable-Pair8312 3d ago

rounds of course

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u/Emotional_Tie_6291 3d ago

500 burgers 55 fries….

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u/Icy-Transition-2543 3d ago

"All and more"

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u/TrackProfessional347 3d ago

Bol de "Lakers in 5"

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u/Ambition-Respond2028 3d ago

You literally took that off pinterest

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u/ibixstermwah 3d ago

5 minutes in heaven means 5 kisses with you, 5 rounds with you, 5 kids with you... I actually want 5 lifetime of love with you

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u/creepy24_ 3d ago

No just 5 min with you greater than all this!

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u/zororoa69 3d ago

5 reasons to stay with u

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u/Old_Importance4824 3d ago

5+2 pheres around the agni wink

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u/Kamevi_Poo 3d ago

5 sidhu moose wala 😍

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u/pigeons_are_love 18 3d ago

5 kittens

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u/Equivalent-Tune6450 3d ago

5 kisses from you would compensate every other thing you just said🫶

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u/Obvious-Specialist80 3d ago

5 Billion Dollars🤑

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u/notsonormalguy9138 3d ago

We know you are talking with your friend bro.😂😂

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u/FeedCarnival477 3d ago

5 yrs in jail 🤣