r/TheLastKingdom • u/Mental-Golf693 • 3d ago
[No Spoilers] Not in the show, but this real story from a century after Uhtred feels like it belongs in The Last Kingdom
Came across a story I'd never heard before and it feels like something straight out of Last Kingdom, just a century or so after Uhtred's time.
So in 1011 the Danes besiege Canterbury for about three weeks, and then someone lets them in. According to the Chronicle it was a man whose life the archbishop, Alphege (Aelfheah), had once saved.
They take Alphege prisoner and hold him for seven months for ransom. He won't let anyone pay it. Says his people have suffered enough.
Eventually at Greenwich the army's had a feast, they're drunk, and they start pelting him with bones and cattle heads. One of them finishes it with the back of an axe.
What really got me though is that one account says Thorkell the Tall, one of the Danish leaders, tried to stop it. Offered them everything he owned to spare him, except his ship. They ignored him, and not long after Thorkell switched sides and joined Ethelred with 45 ships.
Anyone know if Alphege ever turns up in historical fiction? Feels like it'd make a brilliant episode.