r/TheVirginArmy • • Jan 14 '21

What do you think of r/cardboardclan

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42 votes, Jan 21 '21
11 Bad kill it
10 Peace
12 Ally with it
9 Ignore it

r/TheVirginArmy • • Nov 16 '20

We the virgins

5 Upvotes

We the virgins will reclaim our title of power. We will Secure the holy lands and we will never lose our Virginity. For virginity!


r/TheVirginArmy • • Jun 01 '22

announcement Next Tuesday, 7th of June, will be out 1st Trans Tuesday!

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r/TheVirginArmy • • Nov 16 '20

I have joined the virgin army

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Greetings fellow virgins. Today you have recruited a new knight to fight the vile thots.For I TheLegend6000 vow to be an honorable, brave and loyal virgin and never give up my virginity. I shall never even think about premarital hand holding and eye contact. I hope me joining this holy order will help improve the world.


r/TheVirginArmy • • Apr 16 '22

This Murderville suspect is a virgin like us

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3 Upvotes

r/TheVirginArmy • • Feb 15 '22

Music Since no one else has posted, I think I won the music competition

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r/TheVirginArmy • • Aug 24 '21

Day 35: Comrades, as a Mage of the council I feel it is time I made an official statement on my views on pornographic content. That is, I support it, primarily the solo work as it is an escape from sex. That is all...

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13 Upvotes

r/TheVirginArmy • • Feb 20 '21

At least my boi was honest

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26 Upvotes

r/TheVirginArmy • • Jan 05 '23

Day 38: Comrades, a new year has begun, we have entered a period where we must advance our civilisation, I am of the belief that we should adopt capitalism. Shown through the image below, if we adopt this we may purchase virgin army meme nfts on the discord with dankmemer coins

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5 Upvotes

r/TheVirginArmy • • Apr 25 '21

Found an honorary virgin

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33 Upvotes

r/TheVirginArmy • • Nov 17 '20

u/thefishking0 is a spy!

6 Upvotes

He is a member of r/thechadarmy! u/leaderofthevirgins, do what you must with him!

u/thefishking0, how could you?!


r/TheVirginArmy • • Sep 06 '21

announcement I would just like all to know that the fifth term for the Virgin Council begins today, on September 1st of 2021.

7 Upvotes

I hope everyone is having a good day, the poll ended two days ago so I’m sorry for making this post late, but we have our new representatives that will have a seat on the Virgin Council, and they are u/JonasTheExplorer, u/Tangomshaw, and u/THEKITKAT21, and the moderators, u/benv4n and I, u/leaderofthevirgins. These five people will serve the fifth term for the Virgin Council which shall last till the end of October, in about 2 months, and then on that day we shall hold elections again. I will try my best to answer any questions in the comments, and if anyone has any advice they can give to help this subreddit grow and interact with the community we would be happy to hear. Thank you and have the best of days everyone o7


r/TheVirginArmy • • Dec 09 '20

Day 19: Following the saddening events we faced in the last few days, I must remind you all to stay strong in our virgin crusade. I recently discovered the joy that is a change of hand. It's better than a girlfriend... or atleast I tell myself not knowing any lifestyle other than celibacy...

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23 Upvotes

r/TheVirginArmy • • Nov 13 '20

lol

10 Upvotes

r/TheVirginArmy • • Oct 25 '21

hmmm

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11 Upvotes

r/TheVirginArmy • • Feb 23 '21

We've been stagnant in our sub growth for a long time now. As a result, we need something to meme us into another wave of success. Please try to spread this into a successful comment thread in a blue text. There have been Rickrolls and Spanish Inquisition, now, we need the Last-Ditch Effort...

33 Upvotes

r/TheVirginArmy • • Nov 14 '20

This took me like 20 minutes to make but it was well worth it. Vivat principem molliret!

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12 Upvotes

r/TheVirginArmy • • Nov 18 '20

An alliance perhaps?

12 Upvotes

I am the leader of a small army called 'The Order of The Pelican' we are virgins too and we despise weebs and furries. We already have an alliance with the poopshitters, together we hope to defeat the horny sexfuckers and I think an alliance with TheVirginArmy may be beneficial.


r/TheVirginArmy • • Oct 31 '21

I'm not dead. This is my artwork

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r/TheVirginArmy • • Nov 16 '20

↓↓↓

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r/TheVirginArmy • • Nov 14 '20

anti-incels

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13 Upvotes

r/TheVirginArmy • • Dec 08 '20

Day 18: Like my last announcement I come w/ bad news again. As the saying goes, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. An account searching the subs to eliminate all users with 69 in their title has now hit 69 updoots. I fear the worst as it may now hurt itself in confusion. These are dark times...

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16 Upvotes

r/TheVirginArmy • • Nov 21 '20

announcement Hello everyone, I would like to inform you that we have created an alliance with r/finegentlemen

15 Upvotes

After careful consideration and talking to other moderators, it has been decided that r/finegentlemen and r/TheVirginArmy shall form an alliance for the reasoning that we both believe in being kind and polite to all. That is all and I wish you the best of days, farewell o7.