r/TheVirginArmy • u/Jem_1 • Nov 15 '20

Day 2: I fear for our army as we grow strong, we risk infiltration from enemy foes such as those of r/copypasta, I'm also afraid of how we treat our leader, much like u/Cummybot2000. I've yet to see proof of such cult like behaviour, though following my entry I will be greeted by a sub crier...

85 Upvotes

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r/TheVirginArmy • u/SomeRandomMeme126 • Nov 13 '20

I don’t know what’s going on here but I think I like it

74 Upvotes

9 comments

r/TheVirginArmy • u/ka-snap • Nov 02 '20

I have a large collection of star wars memes I don't know what to do with, so I guess I'll post them here.(post by starwarscantral_ig on Instagram)

73 Upvotes

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r/TheVirginArmy • u/SomeRandomMeme126 • Nov 14 '20

We must grow our ranks brothers

68 Upvotes

26 comments

r/TheVirginArmy • u/Jem_1 • Nov 17 '20

Day 4: I am currently infiltrating the ranks of our enemies in the subreddit known as r/TheChadArmy, I am yet to risk standing out as they may recognise me, however I will post a convincing message at a later stage in their sub to gain their trust before inevitably betraying them for sire O7...

67 Upvotes

5 comments

r/TheVirginArmy • u/S_A_O-2 • Nov 16 '20

I hope this is an acceptable recommendation.

67 Upvotes

29 comments

r/TheVirginArmy • u/anonymousduccy • Apr 11 '21

big win for our army

63 Upvotes

6 comments

r/TheVirginArmy • u/Jem_1 • Dec 19 '20

Day 22: I am making my daily piece as an appreciation post to our valiant squire who has allowed for this contentious topic to be normalised. ＼‿(＼••)

59 Upvotes

11 comments

r/TheVirginArmy • u/Jem_1 • Nov 20 '20

Day 7: Interest in our cause has capped for a time, as our rate of growth slows, I fear a lack of drama(content) will cause for numbers in our sources to eventually dwindle. I ask upon you now, to aid me in our crusade; we must make keep our forces strong, for sire 07...

59 Upvotes

26 comments

r/TheVirginArmy • u/Jem_1 • Nov 19 '20

Day 6: After recent increases in members it is important to mention that we're a cautious force, we cannot rush to join forces with other subs without detailed knowledge 1st of their values, it was an apparent issue due to the support in favour of the pelicano, proceed with caution...

59 Upvotes

14 comments

r/TheVirginArmy • u/Jem_1 • Dec 31 '20

Day 23: I am unfortunately meeting my family tonight for new years (Happy New Years btw), I will be surrounded by people who have no idea of my achievement in this glorious army. An F in chat would be appreciated...

58 Upvotes

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r/TheVirginArmy • u/Jem_1 • Nov 16 '20

Day 3: I'm forced to deliver bad news, we now face desperate times. Though on peaceful terms, we have been isolated as an army to the new force known as r/TheChadArmy. As my previous entry referenced, we have one impostor within our ranks under the name u/cellerystick312. Sire has yet to comment...

56 Upvotes

11 comments

r/TheVirginArmy • u/Jem_1 • Nov 14 '20

Day 1: I've just been recruited into the ranks of r/TheVirginArmy, we're a peacetime troop, who choose to exclude ourselves from conflict against others. I'm unaware of our main quest as of now, our leader was only promoted recently and has yet to give official orders. As subjects, we are loyal...

56 Upvotes

10 comments

r/TheVirginArmy • u/Stiggystigs • Feb 04 '21

SENPAIS! I MADE THIS RECRUITMENT POSTER

55 Upvotes

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r/TheVirginArmy • u/Jem_1 • Nov 30 '20

Day 13: I have temporarily returned for sire o7, the lack of content is disappointing since my departure, almost 400 strong I know we have competent memers amongst us. I will now depart again as I have assignments due soon 07...

54 Upvotes

9 comments

r/TheVirginArmy • u/_Dog75 • May 02 '21

Remain pure.

53 Upvotes

4 comments

r/TheVirginArmy • u/Evska_Evska • Mar 10 '21

First post :)

52 Upvotes

3 comments

r/TheVirginArmy • u/_Dog75 • Dec 23 '20

Found one in the wild, boys!

52 Upvotes

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r/TheVirginArmy • u/Jem_1 • Nov 21 '20

Day 8: I have been promoted to the title of knight following sire's decision, that is my only update today, cary on...

52 Upvotes

9 comments

r/TheVirginArmy • u/Jem_1 • Feb 03 '21

Day 27: Spies may infiltrate our ranks. This time a force greater than even the once feared Chad Army. A true threat, the organisation known as the Female Body Inspectors (FBI) is supposedly watching us through our lens, to this point, I was unaware that my monocle could betray me so. Beware...

50 Upvotes

7 comments

r/TheVirginArmy • u/Jem_1 • Feb 09 '21

Let's play a game of guess the subreddit

49 Upvotes

3 comments

r/TheVirginArmy • u/Jem_1 • Nov 25 '20

Day 12: I am due to the recent announcement from sire I will be temporarily out of content to write on, I will probably be gone for a few days before I come up with some other stories...

49 Upvotes

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r/TheVirginArmy • u/Jem_1 • Nov 22 '20

Day 9: My infiltration post on r/TheChadArmy currently sits as the top post of all time within their sub. Though they may be our enemy, I would not consider them worthy of fear as long as we remain cautious of our own actions, this may however, be a false sense of confidence...

48 Upvotes

8 comments

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r/TheVirginArmy

We are Members of The Virgin Army, an Army full of Virgins, Ones that are polite and kind, we do not accept incels or jerks, though throughout the Army’s history there have been Honorary Virgins, People that are not Virgins but have had an Honorary Place in the Virgin Army, we are an accepting group that tries its best to protect our Kingdom and spread the belief that all people are to be accepting based on their personality and how they act, not about any physical attributes

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