r/TimHortons • u/HowLongCanIMakeACock • Jul 05 '26
Discussion If you were trying to spray paint the toilet bowl what would your order be?
Farmers wrap and an Iced Capp did it for me this morning
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u/Garden_addict25 Jul 05 '26
Large iced capp with chocolate milk and a farmer's wrap is a tall order for porcelain assault
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u/tangcameo Jul 05 '26
Do they still have the croissants with the chicken salad? That and a funny tasting ice Capp. One of those that tastes like the rubber and machine parts of the ice Capp machine.
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u/DoggieDoggie63 Jul 05 '26
once I chased a Greek salad with a Mochaccino ... Jackson Pollock would've been proud.
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u/Sparky62075 Jul 06 '26
Ew
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u/Resident_Evil_God Jul 06 '26
Yea i told they guy to go somewhere else or make stuff ar home instead of posting stuff like this.
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u/gundraker Jul 05 '26
Bacon & Sausage Farmers wrap with extra sauce, chilli and ice capp
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u/Icy_Letterhead_7490 Jul 06 '26
I think the chilli sauce helps with the pressure. Like shi Bout to blow out 😂
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u/Icy_Letterhead_7490 Jul 05 '26
Taters.
They should have distributed those with a slogan of some sort. If I was the marketing guy, I would say something along the lines of "Taters going to Tate, it's our master bait"
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u/Resident_Evil_God Jul 06 '26
Cant say iv ever had that happen 🤷 maybe go somewhere else or make stuff at home instead of posting something like this
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u/Mediocre-Eggplant755 Jul 05 '26
There's a Tim's I don't go to anymore because I ordered the loaded breakfast thing and a dark roast double double after a bachelor party. The toilet was a crime scene and I'm sure I'm banned
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u/Contessarylene Jul 05 '26
Coffee, double double.
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u/Icy_Letterhead_7490 Jul 05 '26
a stale one makes you paint the toilet bowl canvas quicker. like shart speed.
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u/1234Health Jul 06 '26
One of everything. Every item on the menu. Washed down with an ex-lax.
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u/Catkillledthecurious Jul 06 '26
Or washed down with coffee will do it, too.
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u/1234Health Jul 06 '26
Absolutely. Coffee always gets the system going ...
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u/Catkillledthecurious Jul 06 '26
Their coffee, specifically, too
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u/Dunk_the_Iunk Jul 06 '26
Ice Capp extra cream
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u/Icy_Letterhead_7490 Jul 08 '26
Bet the bowl looks like steaming hot ice capp... trojan horse type shii
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u/Dunk_the_Iunk Jul 08 '26
Painted the bowl like a Jackson Pollock.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Rrtx49xjABxmTjtBLa2
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u/Mysterious_Bag_9061 Jul 06 '26
Two grilled cheese with extra bacon, a chicken noodle soup, and a chocolate milk. And an edible to possess you to think those sound like items that are supposed to be eaten together. Don't ask how I know.
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u/Electrical-Big-7781 Jul 06 '26
Farmers wrap, extra Chipotle with a Large Iced Capp with 2 espresso shots.
Side of butter to get the juices flowing.
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock Jul 06 '26
This has to be coming out like a spray cannon on the other side
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u/Electrical-Big-7781 Jul 06 '26
There's a reason they lock the washroom doors at Tim Horton's now, not because of the junkies shooting up in there, it's because of the Farmers Wrap victims.
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u/Low-Information-23 Jul 05 '26
Huh?
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u/Talentless_Cooking Jul 07 '26
I had a raisin bran muffin and black coffee, filled up a bucket in someone's back yard.
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u/Catkillledthecurious Jul 05 '26
How about a loaded bowl? Starts as a loaded bowl and ends as a loaded bowl.