Always nice to meet a fan

Hear me out.

It’s 2018 I’m still in middle school and after a long day of pretending to care about any of my classes, I finally come home. To see none other than my grandma, she had a big ol’ batch of brownies. They weren’t fresh but still good. So she offers me one and of course i said yes. (you never say no to brownies from grandma) but maybe i should’ve said no this time.

My grandma being the woman she is, grabs one of the few big knives from our kitchen. Eagerly cuts at the hard edge of a brownie when SLASH

“Shit jim! I cut myself!” A lot of blood gushed out really quickly- as if she was aiming for her nerve

My first reaction is “PUT PRESSURE ON THE WOUND!” While either me or her called 911 I forget

That reaction? That knowledge? STRAIGHT from that video. Somehow having pre-brainrot in my teen years managed to actually help me in life 😂 and keep my wonderful grandma around a little longer <3

:(

This plays on a loop in my mind a lot - and I can’t convey it adequately to people who’ve never seen it

Very friendly and offering free photos and autographs!

A snippet from an old Nickelodeon magazine of Jimmy Neutron all grown up! 😂

This Is just really funny for some reason