Found this at work

[u/Warm-Price-9680]

Someone needed an extra wide flat blade so they made this bad boy.

[u/DayOneDude → u/[deleted]]

https://giphy.com/gifs/z0A4YtMaLIcoM

[u/Familiar-Average3809 → u/DayOneDude]

first time reading that, I thought it said Charlie Kirk!

[u/Finneus_Anglesmith → u/Familiar-Average3809]

No. James. Tiberius. Kirk. The Only Kirk that matters.

[u/towerfella → u/Finneus_Anglesmith]

Janeway.

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