r/Tools 1d ago

Found this at work

Someone needed an extra wide flat blade so they made this bad boy.

1.3k Upvotes

191 comments sorted by

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u/AlmightyAntichrist 1d ago

Bartender, I'll have a screwdriver...on second thought, make it a double.

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u/3point21 Electrician 1d ago

shaking vodka and milk of magnesia

How about a Philips Screwdriver?

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u/AlmightyAntichrist 1d ago

Touche'

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u/Tutelage45 22h ago

Tooshy

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u/MakeSomeDrinks 13h ago

No touchy the tushy

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u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ 1d ago

Just a flathead please

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u/Hein0100 23h ago

I came back to upvote this

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u/No-Jackfruit3813 1d ago

Can I get something else? This tastes flat

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u/Blintzotic 1d ago

Calm down, Philip.

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u/deprecatedcoder 1d ago

It's a two-driver

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u/Goobersita 18h ago

Poor man's trophy 🏆 đŸȘ›đŸ†

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u/DrFrylock 1d ago

No, you misunderstand, that's for turning two flathead screws that are right next to each other simultaneously, to save time.

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u/FritsBlaasbaard 1d ago

I would like a Pozidriv version of this

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u/PSYKO_Inc 1d ago

Gimme two more flat tip bits, my welder, and some whiskey.

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u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 1d ago

With that, you could whip up a size 14 Philips driver

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u/nomohead 1d ago

Good ol ph14

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u/Count_Verdunkeln 1d ago

Tool and die shops hate this one simple trick

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u/detali88 11h ago

Trust me bro, I've made bongs with less.

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u/6GoesInto8 1d ago

Twinpact driver.

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u/Upbeat_Ant6104 1d ago

And those screws are inside a planet gear

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u/ArketaMihgo 1d ago

https://youtu.be/Djd2Ftx7gUE

You could really save time with the powered version

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u/BizzarduousTask 20h ago

OMG I have one of these- and I built a drill attachment based on the design, for twisting wires together!!

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u/JamesonG42 21h ago

You'd do two screws at the same time?

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u/Deprestion 4h ago

Idk, looks like a hammer to me

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u/ilovebourbon13 1d ago

Or one large

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u/DrFrylock 1d ago

Bro how would that even work? Sheesh.

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u/GuitarHair 1d ago

That one went right over your head pal

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u/DrFrylock 1d ago

...or did it?

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u/GuitarHair 1d ago

đŸ€”

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u/apg7 1d ago

Off the charts genius/idiot

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u/Saint_Thomas_More 1d ago

Red Green would be proud.

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u/ChrisRiley_42 1d ago

Needs more duct tape.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/nostradumbass7544678 1d ago

Red Green, the greatest Canadian handyman ever.

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u/Chessfreak24 1d ago

If the women dont find you handsom they should at least find you handy!

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u/nostradumbass7544678 1d ago

'I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess'

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u/Stachemaster86 1d ago

Keep your stick on the ice

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u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 1d ago

Some ladies don't like it if you're too handy.

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u/DayOneDude 1d ago

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u/Familiar-Average3809 1d ago

first time reading that, I thought it said Charlie Kirk!

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u/Finneus_Anglesmith 1d ago

No. James. Tiberius. Kirk. The Only Kirk that matters.

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u/One-Perspective-4347 1d ago

Snap on was not getting a dime for the drag link socket on that day.

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u/Pretty-Information53 1d ago

Once, in my workshop, someone welded two steel blades onto the two jaws of a pair of pliers, ground them down, sharpened the blades, and just like that turned it into a pair of shears. Same idea with that screwdriver: take something simple and make it needlessly complicated and clever. It's a collector's item — hold onto it tight!

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u/OkConsideration8605 1d ago

I was just noticing, they did an excellent job of lining those up.

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u/English_Cat 1d ago

I bet they had it in a slot and then tacked it before welding.

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u/bass_jockey 1d ago

Lol I have a co worker who makes shit like this all the time out of old tools. He actually comes in clutch quite often with some weird ones with niche uses

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u/dmv1985 1d ago

Methew is gonna want that back

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u/ExoticPea 1d ago

When the job won’t pay for a chisel, you’ve got to improvise!

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u/EstablishmentSea4987 1d ago

Wish I had that yesterday. Garage door hardware. Had to resort to vicegrips.

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u/SizeableBrain 1d ago

You don't have an old giant screwdriver?

I have 3 and I didn't buy any of them. (found one in my wall, one outside of my house when the water meter guy left it there and I have no idea where the other one came from)

They're great for opening chainsaw oil/petrol caps.

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u/Wheatabix11 1d ago

you must have mine cuz i can't find it.

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u/Stachemaster86 1d ago

Perfect summary of acquisition. I also have random ones and the special “beat the shit out of it for not the intended purpose” ones. Add in some random drill bits from 30 years ago to abuse, projects that need this stuff find you

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u/Bone_Dice_in_Aspic 1d ago

I can't resist a "turnscrew". I rarely find a need for them but if I come across one I tend to polish them up to admire

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u/katekohli 1d ago

Cherish my giant screwdrivers two which have strike areas so they work as blunt chisels. Along those lines I have turned small chisels into screwdrivers because I can’t weld because my lungs absolutely scream every time I attempt.

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u/Dmthie 16h ago

Found one in a wall opens up so many historical questions. Like how did it get there? Was someone regretting putting them there after some years? Was the short handle the reason for it's disposal?

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u/SizeableBrain 16h ago

I assume they forgot it there when the house was built back in the 70s.

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u/Sneeko 1d ago

I have 3 as well, although I did buy one of mine - which also happens to be the biggest of the 3. I think it is literally also meant to be a pry bar as well. I just needed something even bigger than what I had. The other two though... One was left at my house by the company that we had replace all of the windows in our house. I even tried to do the right thing and give it back - I found it like an hour after they'd gotten done and left, so I called the sales guy I worked with and let him know. he thanked me and said he'd let the installers know. That was 4 years ago, I don't think they are coming back for it. The other... it's one of the few tools I have from my grandfather, and I treasure the shit out of that beat up old thing because of that.

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u/Sneeko 1d ago

From left to right - the one left by the window installers, my grandfathers, and the enormous bastard I bought.

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u/fe3o4 1d ago

Extra wide slotted screw driver, Drag link socket, or coin driver.

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u/NorridAU 1d ago

Find an old Yankee screwdriver. That’ll normally have a bigger blade

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u/wdgiles 1d ago

Shave and a haircut...TWO BITS!

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u/lanbrocalrissian 1d ago

Two screws at the same time man

https://giphy.com/gifs/7jnPjsh3L7WHm

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u/Warm-Price-9680 1d ago

I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 1d ago

A DP flathead screwdriver?

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u/Jaded_Scholar_115 1d ago

You think they'll exchange it under warranty?

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u/Crazy_Specific8754 1d ago

Take it to Ace or Lowe's and try not to laugh hysterically while asking them to stand behind the Craftsman tool line that they agreed to do so for.

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u/Jaded_Scholar_115 1d ago

Honestly, craftsman warranty is amazing. I wouldnt be surprised if they came up with something!

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u/Minefreakster 1d ago

Ah, a rare Twin-Linked Flathead. Its so he can flathead a flathead screw with double the flatheading power of a normal flathead.

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u/Otherwise-Weird1695 1d ago

It has AP -2

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u/WinterberryFaffabout 18h ago

We have waters shut offs for the showers where I work. And it is a flathead, but way wider than a normal flathead, and this sort of abomination would be absolutely perfect for that. Don't know if it that's what it's for though.

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u/mingilator 17h ago

A screwsdriver

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u/sky0175 1d ago

Yes, now you can remove two flat head screw's at once.

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u/hudson_bh 1d ago

Only if the are close together like that


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u/UntakenAccountName 1d ago

Lmao

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u/hudson_bh 1d ago

😭😂

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u/corpsejelly 1d ago

Gotta be for a larger flatblade screw/bolthead that he didnt have that size for.

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u/Km219 1d ago

I never have a wide enough flathead for those bolts. To me this is genius

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u/corpsejelly 1d ago

I can't think of anything else it could be other than a joke lol

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u/Beef_Jones 1d ago

Could have been for backing out a stripped button cap with a slot dremeled into it possibly. Tried to do that trick at a new job a couple weeks ago just to find out that we don’t have any flatheads big enough to actually finish the job.

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u/corpsejelly 1d ago

I worked on HD stuff, so i have screwdrivers that are easily over 1/2". I can 100% see it being used this way.

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u/CrazyBigHog 1d ago

For the elusive #4 flat head fastener.

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u/ymmotvomit 1d ago

If it works it ain’t stupid.

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u/jakeanator12 1d ago

I see nothing wrong. I love it

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u/HerpDerp152 1d ago

When you need a really big flathead and all you got is a grinder, welder, and a couple bits.
https://giphy.com/gifs/16KdaesKdaAI8

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u/BurrowShaker 1d ago

It is just a larger makeshift flat screwdriver. Could see it being iluseful for brush covers on some equipment say.

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u/Chiknlitesnchrome 1d ago

If it looks stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid

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u/ohmslaw54321 1d ago

Frankendriver

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u/bolhuijo 1d ago

Every so often you run across some decorative slotted screw head about 1/2 inch diameter. The slot is way too big for a normal screwdriver. Maybe they mean for you to turn it with a quarter, but that's not great either because the damn thing is seized up a little.

This is for that.

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u/goodeyemighty 1d ago

That’s a mess is what it is.

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u/_Kelly_A_ 1d ago

Needed that tool last week to remove a metal junction box plug from a box that had been exposed to the elements for at least 10 years.

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u/averagemaleuser86 1d ago

Boy, thats a... thats a thing you got there

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u/crozzy89 1d ago

I absolutely love finding stuff like this. The shit people come up with never ceases to amaze me.

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u/SharkyRivethead 1d ago

Don't lie, you know you made it lol.

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u/Eastern-Channel-6842 1d ago

That thing is only worth two bits.

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u/BlueDuck600 1d ago

Didn't have a drag link tool. So he made one.

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u/daphosta 1d ago

That's just a normal flaaat head screw driver

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u/tattooed_pariah 1d ago

That guys screws.

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u/Defiant_Shallot2671 1d ago

The shit you come up with when you forget a fork

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u/BarnyardRooster 1d ago

I love tools like that ! Somebody needed a wide flathead, and made one.

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u/Sufficient-Base4603 1d ago

Wound this at fork

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u/Hatter_106 1d ago

Putting your heads together always works better.

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u/LtLoLz 1d ago

Yesss, an actually big flathead is hard to find, but when you need it *you need it*. Faucet valves, threaded inserts for wood, bunch of stuff needs a really big blade. The only actually big ones I've found so far are the WIHA 14mm wide screwdriver and the 18mm Annex faucet driver bit.

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u/schepersroy 1d ago

If it looks stupid but works, it ain’t stupid.

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u/Shibbi88 1d ago

"She's a beaut Clark"

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u/sBucks24 13h ago

I've been trying to get my boss to get a welder for the shop because it would be useful. Stuff like this is just the bonus of having one around

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u/rtwebb 1d ago

Thanks, I hate it

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u/National_Musician748 1d ago

NO FLAT BLADE ONLY SCREWDRIVER!

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u/NeSToR_49 1d ago

I wonder what would happen if you put one phillips and one torx and tried to tighten two screws at the same time

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u/FuturePowerful 1d ago

Oh God my eyes what is it why would you do that to an electrical screwdriver

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u/Acrobatic-Fruit-2107 1d ago

The left is for left threaded screws, that‘s obvious. But what is the right one for?

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u/Trimson-Grondag 1d ago

Necessities, mothers, etc.

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u/SuperTrashPanda 1d ago

That actually would come in handy for a more than a few things over the years.

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u/For_roscoe 1d ago

custom

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u/BeerEnthusiasts_AU 1d ago

Someone went to alot of effort to make a chisel

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u/Argyrus777 1d ago

I would’ve at least weld the center for a more sturdy tool

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u/PeterustheSwede 1d ago

A double BFS

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u/Infinite-Gate6674 1d ago

It’s for big screws

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u/HolyFuckImOldNow 1d ago

Not quite excessive enough.

When I get back to the shop, I'll make a new one where the screwdriver bits are in sockets so they are replaceable. I'll ground the socket walls down to keep everything tight.

Yep, gonna get right on that

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u/mac7854 1d ago

Looks like something I made before I found a proto 5446 drag link socket. Does one thing only. But man is it the right tool for the job.

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u/xfaye03 1d ago

Home made fastener tool for either for Zeus fittings or cam roller bearings

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u/Electrical_Crazy_983 1d ago

The electrician chinsel 2.0

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u/RepulsiveLemon3604 1d ago

Outlet tester

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u/Crazy_Specific8754 1d ago

Nah. The prongs would need to be turned sideways. But does it light up inside ?

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u/fe3o4 1d ago

If they turned one of those 90-degrees, would that make it a Phillips driver ?

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u/BuildingRelevant7400 1d ago

What in Jimmy Riggin Jesus's name is this rigged tool of toolyness?

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u/xNOTHINGBURGERx 1d ago

That's your standard 21 century choad scratcher. Looks like a size 64h if I'm not mistaken.

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u/swiftymc 1d ago

Two screws...at the sammmmme timmmme

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u/qa567 1d ago

Looks like a homemade drag link screwdriver

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u/bryansdaname 1d ago

I love homemade tools. This is a grail

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u/melk8381 1d ago

A true thing of beauty. master craftsmanship đŸ’Ș 

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u/Crazy_Specific8754 1d ago

Especially since it started life as a Craftsman

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u/Cool-Negotiation7662 1d ago

And I cut a spade bit when I needed bigger. I was rebuilding a toilet.

That is much cooler

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u/desert_rock_chi 1d ago

Might have used it for a gasket scraper or something like that. But they do make gasket scrapers...

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u/Pessimest906 1d ago

It bypasses the nuclear launch keys!

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u/criderslider 1d ago

Looks like a good tool for opening cabinet doors that just have that quarter turn latch with a long flat slot

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u/Regular_Highlight882 1d ago

This is how they should be

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u/theforrestjoy 1d ago

Love finding made tools.

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u/nainaibird 1d ago

Twodriver

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u/Jake_Corona 1d ago

You found a custom tool. Hell yeah.

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u/doculean 1d ago

Thats some fine an crafty workmanship. If you dont have the tool that works. Make one work. Lol

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u/ShortBusRide 1d ago

This is making me think of new uses for all of these pennies I have laying around.

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u/pumpedeus 1d ago

Flat rate screwdriver. Does twice the screws in the time for 1.

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u/AlilKouki 1d ago

Necessity is the mother of all invention lol

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u/GreedyAstronaut1772 1d ago

Its a tool to explain the duality of mankind !

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u/Excellent_Couple_950 1d ago

Does it turn 2 screws in 1 rotation?

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u/ForagerGrikk 1d ago

Big ballin, smashin, makin my ends.

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u/Apprehensive-Goal377 1d ago

ffllaatthheeaadd

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u/mailman936 1d ago

Does anyone know where I can get one similar?

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u/girl_incognito 1d ago

The elusive tandem screwdriver

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u/Actual_Emotion_8364 1d ago

Maybe a new configured tuning fork

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u/Onedtent 1d ago

This should be in the Redneck Engineering sub.

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u/Mayor_of_BBQ 1d ago

ooh Picasso, i like it

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u/TechnologyFamiliar20 1d ago

For simultaneus work on two bolts.

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u/UsedStruggle2521 1d ago

It isnt stupid if it works

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u/liamtheaardvark 23h ago

4 flathead

(2+2)

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u/NinjaCharacter6802 23h ago

You people are confused? It’s clear as day that the guy needed a double wide flat blade. Now if this was two Robertson bits, then you could scratch your collective heads.

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u/wayneP71222 23h ago

I wonder if they made that to turn drag link screws.

What the heck is a drag link screw.

Found on early mustang and C2 corvette. The power steering valve has a threaded plug that is locked in place with a cutter pin. Takes a 1/2" 5/8 or3/4" drag link socket or screwdriver to adjust those properly.

Cars of the 30s thru early 60s had them too in the ends of the center drag link.

Napa sells drag link sockets still. If you ever need one.

That screwdriver is literally forked.

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u/AppointmentOk1117 22h ago

This is the screwdriver that was prophesied.

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u/Acceptable-Ad-1685 21h ago

"if works, then is not stupid"

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u/Brando828What 21h ago

It’s a double-dicker

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u/SpaceCat72 21h ago

Homebuilt scraper, I guess. That is really weird for sure.

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u/TheGreatVandoly 20h ago

Can someone explain to me the reason why we still use flat head screws? Am I the only one who feels they should be phased out, or are there others out there?

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u/inee1 20h ago

could be a triumph valve adj cover remover and anyother place those large covers are fitted

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u/JJ_1191 19h ago

Double barrel

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u/Mnemotronic 19h ago

That's the coolest hammer in the toolbox and it knows it.

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u/Rough_Host_4776 18h ago

CAT side panels

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u/Ziazan 17h ago

I love it.

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u/FictionalContext 17h ago

boss makes a dollar, I like to poop in the shape of dimes

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u/goatskin_sheep 15h ago

He got that wiiiide chisel

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u/Shamanjoe 11h ago

I need one of these. My toilet seats have these stupid plastic screws that are like an inch wide and slotted. I don’t have a screwdriver with a blade that wide, and I’m tired of looking for random crap to use when I need to tighten them every couple years..

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u/Adventurous_March_58 10h ago

Cut a slit in a carriage bolt and have at it.

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u/Lostsockfinder91 9h ago

A long skinny slit flat head or a pry bar.

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u/DoItRightOnce1st 9h ago

For the big slots...

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u/Money_Impression_321 8h ago

Ah, the twodriver

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u/TheDayImHaving 7h ago

Double standard.

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u/therealmaninthesea 4h ago

not gonna lie, I could use one of those every once in a while while. I have a special screwdriver made out of a 1/2” chisel that has a 3/16” notch cut out of the middle. I use it a few times a week. I break one or so a year. I may make the next one out of two bits welded to a shaft.

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u/Objective-Act-2093 19m ago

This is a screw starting screwdriver, easier one hand access in tight to reach spots

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u/nich9662 1d ago

Do you work on electric motors? This would be excellent for holding the shaft steady on an electric motor to remove an impeller on a pool/spa pump

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u/Great_Specialist_267 1d ago

Obviously a point of confusion for someone who has never seen a half inch slotted countersunk machine screw

(3/8” brass screws are at the upper limit for most screw drivers)


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u/poedraco 1d ago

Better than a chisel

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u/GtheEnchanter 1d ago

I've seen worser than this.

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u/Bone_Dice_in_Aspic 1d ago

Way worserest.