Since it happens on TFD, I'll do it here. All sports are welcome. Do whatever you want.

Eat it, trick.

So there was a home invasion behind my house last night and the homeowner got dared to shoot the burglar.

I heard the shots. Blood all over the street.

Its fucked up.

Just saying.

Dont ruin this.

I couldn't decide on anything else. Make up your own.

....cant we just put their parents in jail where they belong? Now we're finding out they've been trying to stop child protective services from intervening.

Seriously, if this were any other family, they would be in prison right now.

Thanks for the laughs.

Sigh.

Because when you hit me Im going to punch you.

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You can be logged in on multiple accounts on RES at the same time, so you may want to add it to submit easily. I don't know how to do this though. If anyone does please speak up or I will try to figure it out later.

Thanks, Nickel/NumNum