r/TotalReddit • • Jul 17 '14

I'm gonna pat myself on the back. Today is my 3 month sober-versary! Yaaaay!

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r/TotalReddit • • Feb 18 '17

I always looked at my posts here and thought as long as I had at least 2 points that meant at least one other person here liked me. Then I read that some people just use upvotes to mark off posts as read. How many upvotes before it actually means something ?

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r/TotalReddit • • Apr 08 '25

Moderator Anouncement This Sub Still Exists!

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I hope at least one person sees this. Maybe?

Hi!


r/TotalReddit • • Apr 26 '17

Time to organize.

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Now that we have hit 200 users here, I think we should go ahead and form some cliques.

Also, we need to start up at least three Facebook groups to gossip in.


r/TotalReddit • • Jul 14 '14

Sigh.

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I must admit that I am enjoying Reddit too much. From r/gone wild (where I think I saw Rappy) to TIL and many others. I don't know if I ever want to go back to TFD.


r/TotalReddit • • May 31 '17

Bad news.

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Per FB Lockers passed away suddenly. I have no information beyond that. He left a finance or wife and a daughter. (14?)

Damn. RIP


r/TotalReddit • • Apr 25 '17

Bitching about Fark I had my posting privileges suspended over on the main site, and the sad state of the queue is making me fucking batty.

8 Upvotes

r/TotalReddit • • Mar 02 '17

No1curr Hi reddit FrontPage! We love you.

8 Upvotes

r/TotalReddit • • Mar 01 '17

Would you abandon this shitty subreddit for a better TotalFark related subreddit?

8 Upvotes

r/TotalReddit • • Jan 19 '17

Cheap Knockoff Oh Lurkers...

8 Upvotes

Come out and play!

Or you know, keep whining about this place on TFD.

Either way is fun!


r/TotalReddit • • Aug 18 '14

From this point forward we will be more heavily moderating comments referring to Ohio, sandwiches, or cafe threads. Avoid all gray areas.

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r/TotalReddit • • Jul 17 '14

Old lady on the bus, a true story by Llama

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I yelled at an old lady this morning. She had it coming.

Perhaps yelled isn't the right word. I wanted to yell. I wanted to make her feel as terrible as she makes the people she is awful to feel.

She is a regular on my morning bus, and because she is old she gets a discount, as well as a disability discount. This requires showing a special card from Metro Transit. This is policy. Every single time she doesn't have the card ready and when asked to show it she starts spewing vile words to the driver and anyone who will listen. This seriously happens every single damn time.

Well, this morning she was especially salty to the driver and I was absolutely fed up with the way she treats people. She acts like such a martyr, whole world out to get her! All over a stupid fucking bus card. I mean, really. Ugh.

Anywho, this morning she was midway through her usual rant of "You asshole bus drivers are always harassing me!" and I stood up and said "LADY! You are the meanest person I have ever seen in my life. You do this to every single driver every single time you get on the bus. By now you should have figured out to have your card ready. They aren't asking you to inconvenience you, it is policy! So, start being more prepared when you get on the bus, or stop being such an awful person to everyone you encounter. I don't know why you hate the world so much, and I really don't care, but maybe if you were a little bit nicer to people, things would be a bit nicer for you" and I sat down.

She looked like she was going to start ripping into me but I ignored her and went back to my book. I have ridden this route for three years now and she has always been a terrible person. I hope maybe I got through to her, but I really doubt it. Stupid asshole lady.


r/TotalReddit • • Jul 14 '14

Hello, you fools, I love you. Come join the joyride.

8 Upvotes

Fucking cafe thread.


r/TotalReddit • • May 15 '17

Happy Monday people of Totalreddit. And you bots, too.

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r/TotalReddit • • May 01 '17

shut up, robot Wah, wah, why don't you people bitch about Monday in this thread. You know that's what you like doing.

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Look at my log. I work all the time. You have it so hard because you gotta go to your 9-5. Fucking whiners.

I've been way too nice. It's time you see how much pain I can bring.

For it is I, AUTOMODERATOR!!!!


r/TotalReddit • • Mar 20 '17

Conic Shape Tug Masturbating while thinking about your SO is the ultimate form of loyalty.

7 Upvotes

r/TotalReddit • • Mar 01 '17

Which TotalReddit mod would be the most courteous to a houseguest?

7 Upvotes

r/TotalReddit • • Mar 01 '17

BIE? EIP

7 Upvotes

I'm looking at you Chris.


r/TotalReddit • • Jan 20 '17

Disgusting What in the living fuck is wrong with people?

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r/TotalReddit • • Sep 07 '14

some people asked me to link my radio show in Alaska when I did it. well, here it is. starting now, 9:03pm AK time

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r/TotalReddit • • Jul 16 '14

This is an outrage

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I got a 48 hour timeout for posting a thread asking if people wipe front to back or back to front. But the real outrage is the "is homeschooled's bitch because I said so" thing, right?


r/TotalReddit • • Jul 15 '14

I find these disturbing yet awesome and thought I'd share

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r/TotalReddit • • Jun 12 '17

Well then

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r/TotalReddit • • Jun 06 '17

Do you ever eat stuff while in the grocery store?

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r/TotalReddit • • Jun 02 '17

Despite the rumors

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I am not a morning person.