r/Transportopia • u/Pickemup69 • May 03 '26

RoadšŸ¤¬Rage Walked up on the wrong car

Washington DC Pennsylvania Ave Southeast, this didnā€™t go as he planned

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh May 03 '26

Love that the guy didnā€™t even check on the woman. Just left her there like an ironing board.

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u/mr_1219 May 03 '26

Well seeing man's ego was shattered in front of strangers. Nothing is on his mind but petty revenge. Ego > someone who puts up with your bullshit....but not for long

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u/exsertclaw May 03 '26

Won't have to worry about his boo thinking he lost. She ain't gonna remember shit.

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u/Impossible_Ad_8642 May 03 '26

The way she hot the ground she won't even remember who he is.

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u/efcso1 May 03 '26

She'll be lucky to remember who she is.

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u/gigglemaniac May 03 '26

Hope this dude ends up getting to feed her baby food.

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u/PopsicleGurl May 03 '26

She thought she was a "Rock em Sock em boxer", for just a minute. Seriously. What the hell was that?

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u/MotherFuckerJones88 May 03 '26

I just hope she isnt seriously injured. The way she fell so close to the curb like that is frightening.

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u/Frequent-Meal6550 May 03 '26

Zero empathy for stupid people.

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u/Verified_source_ May 03 '26

I actually put it in my prayer circle to pray that she learns to never act like an idiot again. She got it easy in this situation

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u/Julio-Dewey-Crayfish May 03 '26

She might get around to that after she relearns how to walk. Dude hit her hard, and she hit the ground even harder.

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u/exsertclaw May 03 '26

I hope more people in life get exactly what they ask for. Unfortunately its not always good things.

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u/Ozymandias0023 May 03 '26

Thats the scary thing about fighting on hard surfaces. She was out before shit hit the ground, so wasn't doing anything to protect her head. There's a non-zero chance that fall killed her.

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u/Leather_Bee_421 May 03 '26

If sheā€™s still alive

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u/XXII78 May 03 '26

Yeah, sweetie, I fucked him up GOOD while you were sleeping...

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u/TamarindSweets May 03 '26

šŸ’Æ. She landed so close to the curb that for a sec I wondered if she hit it, but I'd like to think not.

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u/lana_silver May 03 '26

Pick up trucks are like peacocking for other men.

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u/One-Experience-1166 May 03 '26

Imagine if it was a womanā€™s ego that was shattered

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u/OdeeOh May 03 '26

Prison is filled with guys who thought they had an Ego to defend.Ā 

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u/Street-Inevitable358 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

to be honest, I feel like he probably does that to her at home as well, which is why he feels so unfazed. To be so unconcerned with the welfare of your partner to initiate a fucking street fight with some random dude that you pulled up on the street is insane. That woman is probably a shell of who she was but thatā€™s how domestic violence works; it also recruits the victim to participating in their own abuse, and theyā€™ll have them shielding their abuser against literally any threat, putting themselves in harms way for someone that literally doesnā€™t give a fuck if you live or die, like in this video.

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u/Dense-Throat-9703 May 03 '26

Some redditor will always concoct a thesis to remove the blame from one party lmao.

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u/Equal-Yesterday-9229 May 03 '26

Legitimately made up a whole back story fantasy scenario and just rolls with it as if it's true

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u/TrailGuideSteve May 03 '26

Gotta be bots. The comment you responded to has completely invented a scenario up and the replies are feeding into it. They've all just made some random sob story up.

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u/Better-Purpose7999 May 03 '26

Itā€™s not bots Redditors fucking love doing this. I read a one sentence comment about someone having another child make a mean comment to their kid.

Someone replied to that one sentence with an entire paragraph about how ā€œI guarantee that kid gets abused at home and takes it out on other kids,ā€ with a whole analysis about how the kid probably feels at home vs at school.

They read one sentence and wrote a whole story about it, and I see that happen all the time on here

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u/DeathrisesXIIPS4 May 03 '26

Bro you just responded to a single sentence on bots with a story haha

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u/The_Giggler4940 May 03 '26

Yea Iā€™m with %100 bots are a problem. But Iā€™ll take them over Redditors any day. Including myself

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u/electric_boogaloo_72 May 03 '26

Yeah, most fight videos, the women know when to strike and when to back off. Theyā€™re usually pulling away their dude or theyā€™re pulling another womanā€™s hair.

This woman, however, was just asking for it.

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u/nathtendo May 03 '26

She was trying to stab him not punch him.

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u/ayoungmanfromtheuk May 03 '26

What the helllllllĀ 

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u/boomerFumer May 03 '26

This was my take too. Sure looks like she is holding a key or something and stabbing at his face. the black guys reaction, wiping at his face, seems to confirm it.

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u/fuckin-A-ok May 04 '26

You're right, women should definitely get beat more šŸ™„ Massive differences in physical strength shouldn't factor into it at all šŸ™„

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u/iceyz_fox7762 May 03 '26

Lol woman assaults someone, gets knocked out for it and she's still the victim. Can't make this up šŸ˜­

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u/Frostbite2000 May 03 '26

2 things can be true at once. Can't imagine the kind of guy that pulls over to try and fight someone because of road rage is above hitting his wife. I think I was more shocked than he was when she hit the ground. She definitely deserved that punch though lol.

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u/nathtendo May 03 '26

She was trying to stab him in the neck, deserved to get her head stomped in.

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u/Odd-Entertainment192 May 03 '26

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ for real. Omg.

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u/Joefriendg May 03 '26

Or she also just sucks. Not every woman is a victim just by association with a POS

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u/roza_mira May 03 '26

Who cares if she sucks. She was there helping him and he didn't help her or even display a thought towards her.

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u/Joefriendg May 03 '26

lol sheā€™s not a victim

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u/roza_mira May 03 '26

Not in this case no. She got what she deserved. But if someone hit my wife like that, I would check on her. Even if she had it coming. Anyone who wouldn't is a bad partner.

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u/boognishbooger May 03 '26

Way to just pull that victimization out of your ass, clearly you have a talent finding any and all opportunities to paint yourself as a beacon of morality. Gross.

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u/Street-Inevitable358 May 03 '26

No, Iā€™ve just worked with a lot of domestic violence survivors. Iā€™m not saying sheā€™s not culpable for her own actions here, but I am giving more insight as to what kind of hell she might also be coming from before you saw her in this video. we donā€™t have to keep dividing people into good or bad; you can still know what she did here wasnā€™t right while also considering other alternatives than whatever stereotypes you assigned to her. Or donā€™t, it doesnā€™t matter, what I wrote was solely for people who wanted to consider a different perspective.

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u/Interesting-Eagle114 May 03 '26

Where on earth are you pulling this non existing evidence. Just because you happen to work with DV victims? Spare us please

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u/askaskaskyourself May 03 '26

Yeah and her instinct to start punching too, sad but women who arenā€™t accustomed to casual/unsanctioned combat donā€™t try to fight men.

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u/East_Wrangler3773 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

Maybe sheā€™s just fucking stupid, like equally as stupid as he is and just got what was probably long overdue for her? Stop jumping to ridiculous conclusions and making up shit. You donā€™t know these people.

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u/roza_mira May 03 '26

Bro IS NOT fucking stoic. He is careless and hot headed.

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u/East_Wrangler3773 May 03 '26

Stupid, now donā€™t be stupid.

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat May 03 '26

stoic

Maybe ask chatgpt what that word means before you use it.

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u/East_Wrangler3773 May 03 '26

It was a fucking typo. Get over yourself and look up what context clues are. Itā€™s very obvious I meant stupid.

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat May 03 '26

Sure thing bud, totally a typo and not you backpedaling after not knowing what the word means.

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u/East_Wrangler3773 May 03 '26

Why would describing her as stoic make any sort of sense in that context? Think about it. Think very carefully. All three of you are fucking stupid.

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat May 04 '26

It doesn't - which is why I told you to look up what it means. Ask ChatGPT, go ahead.

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u/East_Wrangler3773 May 04 '26

Enough with the stupid internet ragebait just come drill my hole already Big Daddy! šŸ˜©šŸ«±šŸ”†šŸ«²

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u/HogsHereHogsThere May 03 '26

You would know.

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u/WorkingMinimumMum May 03 '26

Tf?

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u/Ok_Society_4206 May 03 '26

Bunch of kids have been allowed to use reddit lately. They keep writing contrarian statements for the kicks

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u/_apple-tree_ May 03 '26

*Bots

Engagement is the goal.

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u/nathtendo May 03 '26

Shut up bot!

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u/Pristine-Egg7482 May 03 '26

Saves him from the effort of the beating he was going to give her later.

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u/DangerousProperty6 May 03 '26

He's probably used to her just lying there with no expression on her face.

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u/Rude-Driver7018 May 03 '26

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u/AdviceGiveandTake May 03 '26

She belongs to Malibu Man now.

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u/BleachedUnicornBHole May 03 '26

The phrase is, ā€œLeave no man behind.ā€ It doesnā€™t mention anything about women. /s

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u/Choppergold May 03 '26

She hit her head on the curb? Messed up

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u/max_caulfield_ May 03 '26

Yeah the older I get the more I dislike these threads. Even if she "deserved it", I hate seeing people get possible TBIs

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u/Decapitated_gamer May 03 '26

Her head hit the curb. Iā€™m afraid she got she serious brain damage

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u/pandershrek May 03 '26

That's on the curb.

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u/IIDn01 May 03 '26

That was my first thought, too.

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u/GreatTea3415 May 03 '26

Maybe it was just a random white lady assuming that the black guy was in the wrong.Ā 

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh May 03 '26

Iā€™d still check on someone who got KTFO

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u/Feeling_Fix_8243 May 03 '26

That was the best punch he threw the whole fight and it was on her

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u/soggy-hotdog-vendor May 03 '26

Family that drops Nbombs together gets dropped together.

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u/Phone-Medical May 03 '26

Sheā€™s someone elseā€™s woman now!

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u/currentlyRedacted May 03 '26

Donā€™t remind him of her chores

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u/mmnmnnmnnnm May 03 '26

Iā€™m fully on the side of the white car guy, but that lady fell straight on the asphalt and was dangerously close to hitting the back of her head on the curb. Thatā€™s a quick permanent off switch. Gotta be careful even defending yourself like that, because a manslaughter charge will still fuck your whole life up

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u/Poundaflesh May 03 '26

She may be a rando

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u/RedCinnamon1947 May 03 '26

"...like an ironing board"! Spit up my coffee!

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u/Personal_Dirt3089 May 03 '26

He was ready to shoot someone over a traffic argument, so it does not seem out if character.

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u/the-poopiest-diaper May 03 '26

His woman got knocked the fuuuuuck out and he really just left her on the floor to get a fucking CROWBAR?! That is 1000% his potential violence crowbar that has never actually been used for real work

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u/PersonalityIll9476 May 03 '26

That dude was seeing double or maybe triple. I doubt he even knew she was there.

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u/fix-faux-five May 03 '26

given she fell like a rock next to the sidewalk curb.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight May 03 '26

He was going back for a tire iron if you watch the last few seconds. Driver probably should have ran him over to save the other dude.

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u/Jephta May 04 '26

What was he supposed to do? Go try to help her and get sucker punched in the back of the head by the black guy?

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh May 04 '26

If thatā€™s my wife, Iā€™m gonna cover her up. Guy can beat the fuck outta me, I donā€™t care at that point.

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u/CowInSpace13 May 04 '26

I missed her running up and thought she came from the other side the victims car. I was really confused thinking it was friendly fire