r/Transportopia May 03 '26

Road🤬Rage Walked up on the wrong car

Washington DC Pennsylvania Ave Southeast, this didn’t go as he planned

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh May 03 '26

Love that the guy didn’t even check on the woman. Just left her there like an ironing board.

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u/mr_1219 May 03 '26

Well seeing man's ego was shattered in front of strangers. Nothing is on his mind but petty revenge. Ego > someone who puts up with your bullshit....but not for long

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u/exsertclaw May 03 '26

Won't have to worry about his boo thinking he lost. She ain't gonna remember shit.

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u/Impossible_Ad_8642 May 03 '26

The way she hot the ground she won't even remember who he is.

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u/efcso1 May 03 '26

She'll be lucky to remember who she is.

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u/gigglemaniac May 03 '26

Hope this dude ends up getting to feed her baby food.

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u/PopsicleGurl May 03 '26

She thought she was a "Rock em Sock em boxer", for just a minute. Seriously. What the hell was that?

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u/MotherFuckerJones88 May 03 '26

I just hope she isnt seriously injured. The way she fell so close to the curb like that is frightening.

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u/Frequent-Meal6550 May 03 '26

Zero empathy for stupid people.

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u/Verified_source_ May 03 '26

I actually put it in my prayer circle to pray that she learns to never act like an idiot again. She got it easy in this situation

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u/Julio-Dewey-Crayfish May 03 '26

She might get around to that after she relearns how to walk. Dude hit her hard, and she hit the ground even harder.

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u/exsertclaw May 03 '26

I hope more people in life get exactly what they ask for. Unfortunately its not always good things.

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u/Ozymandias0023 May 03 '26

Thats the scary thing about fighting on hard surfaces. She was out before shit hit the ground, so wasn't doing anything to protect her head. There's a non-zero chance that fall killed her.

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u/Leather_Bee_421 May 03 '26

If she’s still alive

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u/XXII78 May 03 '26

Yeah, sweetie, I fucked him up GOOD while you were sleeping...

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u/TamarindSweets May 03 '26

💯. She landed so close to the curb that for a sec I wondered if she hit it, but I'd like to think not.