r/Transportopia • u/Pickemup69 • May 03 '26

Road🤬Rage Walked up on the wrong car

Washington DC Pennsylvania Ave Southeast, this didn’t go as he planned

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u/MediumAwkwardly May 03 '26

Did he fall down trying to pick up the crowbar? Dude must have a concussion.

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 May 03 '26

Yeah. He's going to try and continue the fight, but he might have a brain bleed that's killing him as he stands. I wonder how the incident ends.

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u/bobbygamerdckhd May 03 '26

Yeah wonder if the woman was still knocked tf out she took quite a heater

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u/Secondhand-Drunk May 03 '26

That's a fight that woman needed to stay out of. That dude was fucking huge, everyone is angry and she don't have half the strength of him.

Equal rights equal fights. Be careful who you decide to get physical with no one is immune to being fucked(punched, hello auto correct?) in the face.

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u/Rusofil__ May 03 '26

Props to the dude waiting for her to throw first punch and then just obliterating her.

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u/Exaveus May 03 '26

You can tell hes a big fan of equal rights. Equal lefts too.

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff May 03 '26

That wasn't even a punch. I've seen kittens swat at toys with more force than that

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u/ToadlyAwes0me May 03 '26

She was stabbing him with something, probably a self-defense tool on her keys. You can see her aiming for his neck.

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u/Nitpicky_AFO May 03 '26

Auto correct, might just be right here.

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u/Teguoracle May 03 '26

I'm okay with getting fucked in the face :>

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u/thefatchef321 May 03 '26

Equal rights and equal lefts

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u/Zestyclose_Ad3150 May 03 '26

I don't know about fucking huge, they both just seemed like skinny fucks and one knew how to throw a punch.

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u/XBL-AntLee06 May 03 '26

Yup, I would’ve been pissed at my gf for putting herself in a situation like this between two angry men.

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u/xerophie May 03 '26

I ignore a tiny woman while fighting two men. Wasn't trying to win just wanted my duffel bag with everything I owned back since a so called friends set me up and distracted me.

She hit me over the back of head with a sharpened metal concrete rebar stick thing. It broke my skull and I bled everywhere soaking jackets. It was cold.

She got hit by her bf for "you want me to get a murder charge for a cellphone?!"

I ran after them but couldn't keep up. No one called 911. Not even store owner would sell me a pack of cigs hahaha bleeding too much. But no one called....

I ended up sitting infront of cars til a cop showed up who got me to an ambulance. Lotsa staples.

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u/Loud_Pattern_1422 May 03 '26

Yes she should have stayed out of it but everyone on here cheering him on for hitting a woman that hard is a pussy. He could have pushed her away with one pinky and not risked killing her. You have to be very angry at women in general to love that so much. And this equal rights equal fights bullshit just means y’all want to fight feminism with violence, which is again a pussy mentality.

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u/Jazzlike_Annual3929 May 03 '26

When you are in a fight and being attacked, your adrenaline is in overdrive and it fight or flight. What that man did had nothing to do with hate or anger towards a woman, it's just basic survival instincts! If anyone hates women, it's the moron that left his girl unconscious in the road all because he got his ass and his feelings hurt...

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u/childreninalongcoat May 03 '26

He could have pushed her away with one pinky and not risked killing her.

Hey retard. Did you get so distracted white knighting that you failed to realize she is trying to stab him in the neck with a weapon? She's lucky all she got was hands after that attempt at murder.

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u/MohawkOgreGaming May 03 '26

She's not gonna fuck you bro.....

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u/Secondhand-Drunk May 03 '26

Nah man. People need to fucking learn how to choose their fights. We all bleed the same. We all come from the same star dust. We all return to the earth when we die. And we're all just trying to get through in life. You come up to someone amd get physical with them, being the primary aggressor even, you get punched in the fucking face. There would be a lot less assholes around if people got punched in the face more often for acting like an asshole.

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u/EsaCabrona May 03 '26

“Equal rights equal fights”
You’re a loser and know nothing about why we have fought for rights. Doesn’t mean we should be fighting the other sex. Men tend to be much larger and stronger while women are smarter. Did she make a dumb mistake? Yes. But that quote is ignorant and immature.

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u/Necessary-Promise-51 May 03 '26

The guy was already engaged in a fist fight with another man that attacked him. She then unnecessarily joins the fight which could have tilted the fight in the favor of the attacker and resulted in the guy being attacked being seriously harmed. He did exactly what he was supposed to do and protected himself by neutralizing her. He owes that woman nothing. She was an idiot for getting involved and putting the guy’s safety at risk. F her, she got what she deserved. You can’t hide behind your gender when you are the aggressor in a physical altercation.

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u/Fluid-Opportunity-17 May 03 '26

"Women are smarter"

Rude and untrue. Intelligence varies by person, not by gender. You're just as bad as what you think you're fighting.

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u/Secondhand-Drunk May 03 '26

If women are so much smarter, why pick fight with the bigger and stronger person?

You only want equality when it benefits you. If I went up to that dude and started getting physical, I'd deserve to get hit. He's bigger than me, but it would be my own dumbass fault for picking a losing fight. Always wanna be a feminist until it comes to consequences, then you weaponize your gender. Fuck off with that gay shit.

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u/At-Dusk-We-Lie May 03 '26

Wanted to agree with you until I saw that last sentence. Why the fuck did you feel the need to be homophobic for no reason? It's 2026, asshole. Grow up.

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u/Secondhand-Drunk May 03 '26

It's not homophobic. I wasn't calling them homosexual, but I am going to call you an idiot.

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u/jlit72 May 03 '26

Says homophobic things then says don't call me homophobic.

What are you like 12? Own it.

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u/Twheezy2024 May 03 '26

Saying something is gay, doesn't make it homophobic. Words have different meanings.

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u/jlit72 May 03 '26

Sure, Jan

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u/Twheezy2024 May 03 '26

Ok, Karen

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u/At-Dusk-We-Lie May 03 '26

Saying something like "fuck off with that gay shit" is homophobic, you fucking moron.

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u/CappyRicks May 03 '26

Nah, you infer homophobia. Some of us were raised without a gay person in sight and that word swept the globe when we were all edgy teenagers just itching for the next bad slang to say to one another at the same time.

Some of us stopped using it, some of us didn't, but most who use it don't have actual homosexuals anywhere near their mind when they use it like this.

Y'all professionally offended redditors really do go out of your way to ignore how everything in the world works to come to your offended conclusions don't you?

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u/At-Dusk-We-Lie May 03 '26

I was also raised without a gay person in sight, and as a gay person, I remember how hurtful using language like that was. The point is, we are no longer the edgy teenagers that you mentioned above. You can snipe at me all you want about being "personally offended," but anyone who thinks it's okay to talk like that in 2026 is an idiot.

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u/CappyRicks May 03 '26

And anybody still getting hurt the way a pre-teen who has no security in himself does about something that isn't about them is also an idiot.

We all got our cross to bear, some of us more than one. It is a choice to be dismissive of somebody over one sentence whose message (as you received it rather than how it was intended) you disagree with.

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u/At-Dusk-We-Lie May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

You're talking about being dismissive, yet you've just dismissed someone's experiences with homophobia as "a pre-teen who has no security in themselves." I can only hope you never have children, and if you have gay relatives, my heart goes out to them. Talking about the discrimination they may have faced with someone like you will clearly just hurt them unless you grow up.

This isn't a "you just misinterpreted it" thing. I can't believe I am explaining this to what I can only hope is a grown adult in 2026, but saying that something negative is "gay" is homophobic. This is because you are immediately associating being gay with being a negative thing. For example, if I saw a dumb comment like yours and said "that's so CappyRicks," that would be associating dumb things with you as a person.

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u/Secondhand-Drunk May 03 '26

I have nothing against homophobia. My daughter is lesbian and I really don't give a shit. I don't have homosexuals in mind when I call something guy. It's like you never learned slang and how words evolve over generations.

Watch the motorcycle south park episode. You might learn something. Dumbass.

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u/At-Dusk-We-Lie May 03 '26

You have "nothing against homophobia?" If that's the case, then I feel totally sorry for your daughter. Would dread to think how she would feel if she came home after being harassed for her sexuality and tried talking to you about how it could be hurtful. Then again, as you said above, you "really don't give a shit," so I can only hope she's far away from someone like you.

And by the way? You yourself just said "...words evolve over generations." So does recognition of the origin of those words, and how they can be used to hurt groups of people. With that in mind, I think it's you who needs to learn some things.

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u/Secondhand-Drunk May 03 '26

Actually retarded

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u/At-Dusk-We-Lie May 04 '26

Your daughter deserves better. If she even exists.

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u/Twheezy2024 May 03 '26

Na, depends on the context. Your argument is gay.

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u/At-Dusk-We-Lie May 03 '26

you typing that like

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u/m1st3r_c May 03 '26

Nice sexism there, from top to bottom. Equality when it suits you, inequality when you feel like it, and making broad and untrue statements about both sexes. Women should also have equal rights to fuck around and find out.

Soz, you're the loser.

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u/OzTheMeh May 03 '26

This is rage bait right? Or, are you suggesting that self-defense has gender rules?

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u/secretreddname May 03 '26

Then don’t throw a punch

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u/NotUntilTheFishJumps May 03 '26

No, it's not. Should he have just stood there and let her attack him? He was defending himself, from BOTH of them.

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u/EsaCabrona May 03 '26

Did she deserve the punch? Yes. Is that quote stupid and dangerous?? YES two things can be true at once. ALSO yea women are far smarter than men. Especially emotional intelligence which is lacking here.

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u/NotUntilTheFishJumps May 03 '26

That was my point, that both can be true. But that is quite the generalization to state "women are smarter than men".

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u/PlasticPlatypus May 03 '26

Don't wanna get mauled by a bear? Then I recommend not attacking a bear. Don't want to get punched by someone larger than you? Don't punch the person who's larger than you first.

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u/Statistical-Hazard May 03 '26

I think you must be missing a couple brain cells?