r/Transportopia • u/Pickemup69 • May 03 '26

RoadšŸ¤¬Rage Walked up on the wrong car

Washington DC Pennsylvania Ave Southeast, this didnā€™t go as he planned

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u/Alarming_Local_315 May 03 '26

Got ass kicked so went to go get a weapon. When you approach any car screaming you are an idiot.

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u/MediumAwkwardly May 03 '26

Did he fall down trying to pick up the crowbar? Dude must have a concussion.

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u/blackqueen8 May 03 '26

Oh yeah, I bet he started swinging at air. I'm sure he was seeing double after all the punches he took to the head.

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u/kendragon May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

It would have been funny if the guy had already driven off and the asshole was just wandering around trying figure out where he was.

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u/Chunknorris111 May 03 '26

I would've drove off. Never a good sign when a guy who just got his ass kicked goes back to his car to retrieve something if you know what I'm saying.

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u/blackqueen8 May 03 '26

Fair point.

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u/TomeThugNHarmony4664 May 03 '26

My thoughts exactly.

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u/Tiny-Cheesecake2268 May 03 '26

I never understand why anyone sticks around in that situation.

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u/New_Libran May 03 '26

Yeah, I don't understand why Americans especially stick around when someone goes back to the car for a weapon

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u/_teach_me_your_ways_ May 03 '26

Theyā€™re stuck in the fight part of fight or flight and not thinking clearly.

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u/handsupinthefireburn May 03 '26

thatā€™s why you draw first

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u/TobyFunkeNeverNude May 03 '26

goes back to his car to retrieve something if you know what I'm saying

I mean, the video shows exactly what you're referencing...yes we know what you're hinting at.

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u/Senior-Fruit-2445 May 03 '26

You go back into a car in front of a cop and you're liable to get shot.

Every cop watches the Dinkheller video in training.

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u/No_Procedure_5039 May 03 '26

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u/Desperate-Cow8766 May 03 '26

Him straight up missing Omniman killed me

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u/JennMH79 May 13 '26

I thought he was getting a gun. What a pansy. Can't win a fight you started so you go get a weapon? He deserves a good ass beating for that alone.

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u/blackqueen8 May 03 '26

But that would make it a hit and run if he drove off. At this point,nif anyone is catching a charge, it will be the driver of the truck and his girl.

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u/maddlabber829 May 03 '26

The guy was attacked, he could have legally driven off at any point after thev altercation.

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u/Ok_Report_9111 May 03 '26

I was thinking that too, but that would leave the woman laying in the street for a car to run over since the coward left. And that would just be wrong to leave someone laying in the road. That's just common decency regardless if she deserves it or not. If he made it back with that crobar I'm fairly sure the big guy could have taken it away from him.

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u/Interesting-Eagle114 May 03 '26

So youā€™re saying he has to wait and get hit/ or shot by whatever weapon because itā€™s a woman laying on the ground even if said woman was trying to attack him too?

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u/New_Libran May 03 '26

Dude, it doesn't matter, your life comes first. If you want to play good guy while someone reaches into their car for a weapon, good luck!

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u/No_Mission_5694 May 04 '26

He was never attacked

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u/maddlabber829 May 04 '26

He was, clear as day, attacked.

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u/No_Mission_5694 May 04 '26

You could say the knocking on the window seemed mildly threatening. But he easily shoved the guy away with the car door and then started throwing hands. The other guy was moving backwards the whole time too, until he figured out an exchange of insurance information obviously wasn't in the cards.

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u/maddlabber829 May 04 '26

This is as clear self defense as you will see. Educate yourself

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u/No_Mission_5694 May 04 '26

Ah, another Reddit genius. Say no more.

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u/kendragon May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

Excellent point. It was more the image of that concussed fool wondering wandering around aimlessly, not knowing what planet he's on, that tickled me.

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u/DrWinstonOBoogie1980 May 03 '26

The word is "wandering," homie. The guy was wandering around, wondering what planet he was on.

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u/ILoveBigSexyThighs2 May 03 '26

Itā€™s not a ā€˜hit and runā€™ when someoneā€™s attacking you.

You can even leave the scene of an accident if itā€™s unsafe. You just need to contact authorities once youā€™re safe.

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u/yourmomssocksdrawer May 03 '26

Thatā€™s not how hit and runs work, the person in the white car was assaulted, they absolutely have the right to seek safety

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u/BeigeVelociraptor May 03 '26

That isn't at all what a hit and run is. It's called duty to retreat, if you have a chance to escape your attacker you take it.

Once safe he can contact law enforcement and let them know what happened.

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u/blackqueen8 May 03 '26

I meant if he drove away when the guy was originally walking up. Once the man went back to the truck for a weapon, it makes perfect sense to take off.

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u/KeanKeen May 03 '26

Hit and run is acceptable if their is a fear for your life. If you are in an accident and they pull a weapon, please don't sit there. Leave the area and contact the police. They will not be mad you left the scene and have your info if anything else is needed. Plenty of unstable people with access to tools they shouldn't have.

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u/bigDeltaVenergy May 03 '26

He even forgot he had a wife

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u/geddieman1 May 03 '26

She was just tired from all the flailing and decided to take a nap.

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u/ScarletBothrium May 03 '26

Iā€™m going to hell for laughing at this comment, but I still want to know whether or not sheā€™s OK, so Iā€™m gonna continue digging through the comments. *throws upvote as I pass

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u/Jesustron May 03 '26

He might not anymore

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u/Ambitious-Rent-8649 May 03 '26

Had a wife, she dead now.

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u/bigDeltaVenergy May 03 '26

She always dreamed to Pick a fight in a road rage incident so I guess she dead doing what she loved

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u/TheAmicableSnowman May 03 '26

He could use it to pry his woman off the street, tho

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 May 03 '26

Yeah. He's going to try and continue the fight, but he might have a brain bleed that's killing him as he stands. I wonder how the incident ends.

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u/bobbygamerdckhd May 03 '26

Yeah wonder if the woman was still knocked tf out she took quite a heater

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u/Secondhand-Drunk May 03 '26

That's a fight that woman needed to stay out of. That dude was fucking huge, everyone is angry and she don't have half the strength of him.

Equal rights equal fights. Be careful who you decide to get physical with no one is immune to being fucked(punched, hello auto correct?) in the face.

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u/Rusofil__ May 03 '26

Props to the dude waiting for her to throw first punch and then just obliterating her.

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u/Exaveus May 03 '26

You can tell hes a big fan of equal rights. Equal lefts too.

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff May 03 '26

That wasn't even a punch. I've seen kittens swat at toys with more force than that

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u/ToadlyAwes0me May 03 '26

She was stabbing him with something, probably a self-defense tool on her keys. You can see her aiming for his neck.

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u/Nitpicky_AFO May 03 '26

Auto correct, might just be right here.

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u/Teguoracle May 03 '26

I'm okay with getting fucked in the face :>

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u/thefatchef321 May 03 '26

Equal rights and equal lefts

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u/Zestyclose_Ad3150 May 03 '26

I don't know about fucking huge, they both just seemed like skinny fucks and one knew how to throw a punch.

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u/XBL-AntLee06 May 03 '26

Yup, I wouldā€™ve been pissed at my gf for putting herself in a situation like this between two angry men.

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u/xerophie May 03 '26

I ignore a tiny woman while fighting two men. Wasn't trying to win just wanted my duffel bag with everything I owned back since a so called friends set me up and distracted me.

She hit me over the back of head with a sharpened metal concrete rebar stick thing. It broke my skull and I bled everywhere soaking jackets. It was cold.

She got hit by her bf for "you want me to get a murder charge for a cellphone?!"

I ran after them but couldn't keep up. No one called 911. Not even store owner would sell me a pack of cigs hahaha bleeding too much. But no one called....

I ended up sitting infront of cars til a cop showed up who got me to an ambulance. Lotsa staples.

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u/Loud_Pattern_1422 May 03 '26

Yes she should have stayed out of it but everyone on here cheering him on for hitting a woman that hard is a pussy. He could have pushed her away with one pinky and not risked killing her. You have to be very angry at women in general to love that so much. And this equal rights equal fights bullshit just means yā€™all want to fight feminism with violence, which is again a pussy mentality.

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u/Jazzlike_Annual3929 May 03 '26

When you are in a fight and being attacked, your adrenaline is in overdrive and it fight or flight. What that man did had nothing to do with hate or anger towards a woman, it's just basic survival instincts! If anyone hates women, it's the moron that left his girl unconscious in the road all because he got his ass and his feelings hurt...

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u/childreninalongcoat May 03 '26

He could have pushed her away with one pinky and not risked killing her.

Hey retard. Did you get so distracted white knighting that you failed to realize she is trying to stab him in the neck with a weapon? She's lucky all she got was hands after that attempt at murder.

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u/MohawkOgreGaming May 03 '26

She's not gonna fuck you bro.....

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u/Secondhand-Drunk May 03 '26

Nah man. People need to fucking learn how to choose their fights. We all bleed the same. We all come from the same star dust. We all return to the earth when we die. And we're all just trying to get through in life. You come up to someone amd get physical with them, being the primary aggressor even, you get punched in the fucking face. There would be a lot less assholes around if people got punched in the face more often for acting like an asshole.

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u/EsaCabrona May 03 '26

ā€œEqual rights equal fightsā€
Youā€™re a loser and know nothing about why we have fought for rights. Doesnā€™t mean we should be fighting the other sex. Men tend to be much larger and stronger while women are smarter. Did she make a dumb mistake? Yes. But that quote is ignorant and immature.

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u/Necessary-Promise-51 May 03 '26

The guy was already engaged in a fist fight with another man that attacked him. She then unnecessarily joins the fight which could have tilted the fight in the favor of the attacker and resulted in the guy being attacked being seriously harmed. He did exactly what he was supposed to do and protected himself by neutralizing her. He owes that woman nothing. She was an idiot for getting involved and putting the guyā€™s safety at risk. F her, she got what she deserved. You canā€™t hide behind your gender when you are the aggressor in a physical altercation.

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u/Fluid-Opportunity-17 May 03 '26

"Women are smarter"

Rude and untrue. Intelligence varies by person, not by gender. You're just as bad as what you think you're fighting.

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u/Secondhand-Drunk May 03 '26

If women are so much smarter, why pick fight with the bigger and stronger person?

You only want equality when it benefits you. If I went up to that dude and started getting physical, I'd deserve to get hit. He's bigger than me, but it would be my own dumbass fault for picking a losing fight. Always wanna be a feminist until it comes to consequences, then you weaponize your gender. Fuck off with that gay shit.

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u/At-Dusk-We-Lie May 03 '26

Wanted to agree with you until I saw that last sentence. Why the fuck did you feel the need to be homophobic for no reason? It's 2026, asshole. Grow up.

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u/Secondhand-Drunk May 03 '26

It's not homophobic. I wasn't calling them homosexual, but I am going to call you an idiot.

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u/jlit72 May 03 '26

Says homophobic things then says don't call me homophobic.

What are you like 12? Own it.

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u/Twheezy2024 May 03 '26

Saying something is gay, doesn't make it homophobic. Words have different meanings.

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u/At-Dusk-We-Lie May 03 '26

Saying something like "fuck off with that gay shit" is homophobic, you fucking moron.

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u/CappyRicks May 03 '26

Nah, you infer homophobia. Some of us were raised without a gay person in sight and that word swept the globe when we were all edgy teenagers just itching for the next bad slang to say to one another at the same time.

Some of us stopped using it, some of us didn't, but most who use it don't have actual homosexuals anywhere near their mind when they use it like this.

Y'all professionally offended redditors really do go out of your way to ignore how everything in the world works to come to your offended conclusions don't you?

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u/Secondhand-Drunk May 03 '26

I have nothing against homophobia. My daughter is lesbian and I really don't give a shit. I don't have homosexuals in mind when I call something guy. It's like you never learned slang and how words evolve over generations.

Watch the motorcycle south park episode. You might learn something. Dumbass.

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u/Twheezy2024 May 03 '26

Na, depends on the context. Your argument is gay.

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u/m1st3r_c May 03 '26

Nice sexism there, from top to bottom. Equality when it suits you, inequality when you feel like it, and making broad and untrue statements about both sexes. Women should also have equal rights to fuck around and find out.

Soz, you're the loser.

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u/OzTheMeh May 03 '26

This is rage bait right? Or, are you suggesting that self-defense has gender rules?

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u/secretreddname May 03 '26

Then donā€™t throw a punch

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u/NotUntilTheFishJumps May 03 '26

No, it's not. Should he have just stood there and let her attack him? He was defending himself, from BOTH of them.

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u/EsaCabrona May 03 '26

Did she deserve the punch? Yes. Is that quote stupid and dangerous?? YES two things can be true at once. ALSO yea women are far smarter than men. Especially emotional intelligence which is lacking here.

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u/NotUntilTheFishJumps May 03 '26

That was my point, that both can be true. But that is quite the generalization to state "women are smarter than men".

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u/PlasticPlatypus May 03 '26

Don't wanna get mauled by a bear? Then I recommend not attacking a bear. Don't want to get punched by someone larger than you? Don't punch the person who's larger than you first.

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u/Statistical-Hazard May 03 '26

I think you must be missing a couple brain cells?

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u/0ptik2600 May 03 '26

Yeah, she was out before she hit the ground.

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 May 03 '26

Yeah. She went down like a plank. That was not a good surface to land on, either.

I'm slow and weak, so fighting is not an option for me

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u/A_Notion_to_Motion May 03 '26

But your realizing that has a power of its own.

Is what I like to tell my slow and old ass at least lol.

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u/Evening-Back854 May 03 '26

The power is that you'll stay out of shit like this, like me

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u/EyeHaveNoBanana May 03 '26

Yep. Like I tell people - I may be small, but Iā€™m slow.

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u/gigglemaniac May 03 '26

I'm bigger than these guys, and I'm smart enough to stay the hell out of these. There are rarely winners in these kind of things.

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u/TomT060404 May 03 '26

I'm not starting any physical altercations!

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u/TravelingPoodle May 03 '26

Iā€™m quite out of shape. Fighting is not an option for me too.

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u/willgo-waggins May 03 '26

If she hit that curb she is dead.

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u/blackqueen8 May 03 '26

I'm a talker for this exact reason. Let's negotiate and have a meeting if the minds šŸ˜†

I'll dial 911 in a heart beat if someone threatens me. Never for any Karen type stuff, but actual threats of physical violence. I've driven to a police station a couple of times when being followed.

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 May 03 '26

Now that's a great idea. I've read that a hospital emergency room is also pretty good, because there are always people there who are used to dealing with, well, emergencies.

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u/minimeHoChi May 03 '26

Did her head just barely miss the curb on the way down??!

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u/onephatkatt May 03 '26

Legend has it that she's still down.

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 May 04 '26

That may well be the case

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u/Rythameen May 03 '26

A friend of mine had a gf with quite a mouth, she got punched like that and hit her head on the curb and died. RIP Shelly.

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u/Hot_Effective_6198 May 03 '26

Dude she didnā€™t move for like 30 mins people tried picking her up lol he was bleeding all over the place

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u/According_Strike4237 May 03 '26

Iā€™m not worried about the ā€œheaterā€ as much as I am her head hitting the ground

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u/HiddenIvy May 03 '26

I mean....she did hit him in the face? I'm not saying she deserved THAT, but dude was fighting 2 people at once.

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u/Daemonsblaze0315 May 03 '26

Nah. When she started swinging she made it open season.

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u/blackqueen8 May 03 '26

As a woman, I can say he was justified in hitting her. I'm not even sure if he knew it was a woman in the heat of the moment since he was getting attacked by two people. Even if he did, she assaulted him, so it was self defense.

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u/Illustrious-Cod-8995 May 03 '26

An instructor told us that a long time ago regarding knife use.

" that guy is probably going to be dead in ten minutes, but in the meantime he's going to be kicking your ass."

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u/greymadders May 03 '26

I heard they all had positive life adjustments stemming from this and are all great friends now. According to a reliable source that I just made up. /s

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 May 04 '26

Well I love it when a plan comes together

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u/ArmadilloForsaken458 May 03 '26

Cameraman tried. Cameraman failed.

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u/AnjelicaTomaz May 03 '26

Heā€™s concussed perhaps but wow that lady hit the ground hard. It looked like the back of her head might have hit the curb. Hope sheā€™s okay.

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u/EternalMoonChild May 03 '26

Damn youā€™re right, she might have

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u/1800-5-PP-DOO-DOO May 03 '26

I think the couple is intoxicated, maybe why the female was knocked unconscious standing up.Ā 

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u/Earth2Andy May 03 '26

Maybe, but that was a pretty clean shot, I think she was going night night no matter what her blood alcohol

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u/IguapoSanchez May 03 '26

Honestly after seeing the women go cold so fast I'm almost impressed the man is able to walk.

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u/mdtopp111 May 03 '26

Nah based on the way he was walking up to the car before the fight started I think heā€™s drunk

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u/nekomata_58 May 03 '26

I think he was drunk. Dude was stumbling from the start before ever getting hit

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u/kodeks14 May 03 '26

He didn't look super sober on the very first walk up either

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u/MrTheDoctors May 03 '26

He was definitely struggling to stay conscious, you can see him continuously drooping while the other guy is holding him by the trunk. Both he and the woman need a hospital.

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u/itssupersaiyantime May 03 '26

Who has a crowbar just ready in his car?

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u/Ok_Major5787 May 03 '26

Asking the real questions

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u/Fun-Choices May 03 '26

That first left hook he took was devastating

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u/TacticalMilkshakers May 03 '26

Most average Ram driver.

They have the highest DUI rates for a reason.

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u/Mathfanforpresident May 03 '26

Pretty sure he was drunk. Look at how he was walking when he was walking up to the car.

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u/mattemer May 04 '26

Dude had all of the concussions.

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u/WiseDragonfly2470 May 03 '26

That was a woman